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Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:18 pm
by A Mum
Thoughts of the day

Thought I'd start a new thread :D
Something different, something that can be fun/serious/whatever etc, etc, etc !!

Feel free to add a thought/quote O:)

(An idea derived from seeing everyones 'signatures') O:)

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:18 pm
by A Mum
O:)
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Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others.
Buddha

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:54 pm
by Punk Rooster
roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic & so am I

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:56 pm
by Kahuna
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

Billy Connolly

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:00 pm
by Mickyj
Every day I wake up alive is a good day :wink:

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:35 pm
by Mic
Cheating is only cheating if you get caught. :)

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:37 pm
by Mickyj
To be the man you must beat the man

Quote Rick Flair The 16 time Heavy champ of the world !!

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:49 pm
by JAS
Image

Regards
JAS

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:05 pm
by JK
Man who put cream in tart not necessarily Baker!

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:08 pm
by Punk Rooster
Mickyj wrote:To be the man you must beat the man

Quote Rick Flair The 16 time Heavy champ of the world !!

that quote comes from a wrestling "star"?
If it came from Hussain Bolt, fair enough, but to come from the wrestling fraternity, well, it's like listening to Robert Mugabe speak on human rights...

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:13 pm
by Punk Rooster
Constance_Perm wrote:Man who put cream in tart not necessarily Baker!

Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:23 pm
by Mickyj
Punk Rooster wrote:
Mickyj wrote:To be the man you must beat the man

Quote Rick Flair The 16 time Heavy champ of the world !!

that quote comes from a wrestling "star"?
If it came from Hussain Bolt, fair enough, but to come from the wrestling fraternity, well, it's like listening to Robert Mugabe speak on human rights...


geez its all a bit of fun Punk why so serious?

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:26 pm
by Punk Rooster
Mickyj wrote:
Punk Rooster wrote:
Mickyj wrote:To be the man you must beat the man

Quote Rick Flair The 16 time Heavy champ of the world !!

that quote comes from a wrestling "star"?
If it came from Hussain Bolt, fair enough, but to come from the wrestling fraternity, well, it's like listening to Robert Mugabe speak on human rights...


geez its all a bit of fun Punk why so serious?

sorry, but taking on the rider "16 times Heavy Weight champ of the world" made it very difficult to swallow

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:27 pm
by Footy Chick
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:27 pm
by Punk Rooster
Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:29 pm
by JK
Why do they steralize lethal injections?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:33 pm
by Punk Rooster
This will have the feminists burning their bra's...
Confucious wrote:There is no such thing as rape; woman run faster with skirt up, than man with pants down

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:36 pm
by Thiele
Try to think happy thoughts

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:54 pm
by Footy Chick
If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked, or homeless? :shock:

Re: Thought of the day

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:41 pm
by CENTURION
this is all too deep for me.