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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:24 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

If they knew you ticked the box* for column* (c) then you wouldn't need to worry about columns (a) and (b).

mmmmmmm boxes.


Take the boy out of the cardboard factory,but you can't take the cardboard factory out of the boy.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:40 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Take the boy out of the cardboard factory,but you can't take the cardboard factory out of the boy.


Nope, it's Friday, I'm slightly hungover and we have a customer complaining that her flaps are too small and the gap at the bottom of her box is too big, I love this place.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:44 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Take the boy out of the cardboard factory,but you can't take the cardboard factory out of the boy.


Nope, it's Friday, I'm slightly hungover and we have a customer complaining that her flaps are too small and the gap at the bottom of her box is too big, I love this place.


Its very rare to hear someone complain about having small flaps. But then again, lots of different people prefer different kinds of boxes, and use them in very different ways.

Some people put little things in there, but a lot put big things in there.

Having a big gap can be a problem, especially to the end user, who may require a snug fit.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:53 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:Its very rare to hear someone complain about having small flaps. But then again, lots of different people prefer different kinds of boxes, and use them in very different ways.

Some people put little things in there, but a lot put big things in there.

Having a big gap can be a problem, especially to the end user, who may require a snug fit.

Mate, the puns and mock discussions we have here are a scream.
We have boxes with interlocking or tuckover flaps, extra depth boxes, we also run moisture absorption tests for the boxes that hold meat in cool rooms.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:57 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Its very rare to hear someone complain about having small flaps. But then again, lots of different people prefer different kinds of boxes, and use them in very different ways.

Some people put little things in there, but a lot put big things in there.

Having a big gap can be a problem, especially to the end user, who may require a snug fit.

Mate, the puns and mock discussions we have here are a scream.
We have boxes with interlocking or tuckover flaps, extra depth boxes, we also run moisture absorption tests for the boxes that hold meat in cool rooms.


Where do I apply?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 11:59 am
by Magellan
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Its very rare to hear someone complain about having small flaps. But then again, lots of different people prefer different kinds of boxes, and use them in very different ways.

Some people put little things in there, but a lot put big things in there.

Having a big gap can be a problem, especially to the end user, who may require a snug fit.

Mate, the puns and mock discussions we have here are a scream.
We have boxes with interlocking or tuckover flaps, extra depth boxes, we also run moisture absorption tests for the boxes that hold meat in cool rooms.

You're a Mrs Slocombe's pussy away from a real life episode of "Are You Being Served'.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 2:50 pm
by Dogwatcher
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Take the boy out of the cardboard factory,but you can't take the cardboard factory out of the boy.


Nope, it's Friday, I'm slightly hungover and we have a customer complaining that her flaps are too small and the gap at the bottom of her box is too big, I love this place.


Mwahahahahaha!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 2:51 pm
by Dogwatcher
stan wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]


A four-star champ? What do I have to do be a five-star champ?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 3:04 pm
by Footy Chick
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Take the boy out of the cardboard factory,but you can't take the cardboard factory out of the boy.


Nope, it's Friday, I'm slightly hungover and we have a customer complaining that her flaps are too small and the gap at the bottom of her box is too big, I love this place.


Now we know what you look like:

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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 3:13 pm
by Booney
The Oculus Rift goggles, S6 phone and 3D technology we've just invested in at work.

It's an excellent gimmick / marketing tool, a great way to get people interacting with you then...

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You hit them with that sales pitch!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 3:18 pm
by Pseudo
Booney wrote:The Oculus Rift goggles, S6 phone and 3D technology we've just invested in at work.

It's an excellent gimmick / marketing tool, a great way to get people interacting with you then...

Yeah, but how good is it for pr0n?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 3:24 pm
by HH3
I've got the Samsung Gear VR and its hard* to come* by compatible VR porn......so I'm told.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 6:56 pm
by cracka
The Collingwood Rat Pack on The Footy Show last night.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 7:14 pm
by Corona Man
cracka wrote:The Collingwood Rat Pack on The Footy Show last night.

I prefer Bec, but whatever blows your hair back.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 8:13 pm
by carey
Corona Man wrote:
cracka wrote:The Collingwood Rat Pack on The Footy Show last night.

I prefer Bec, but whatever blows your hair back.



We're her nipples hard for like 40 minutes last night?

Fair set, But she still annoys me.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 8:20 pm
by Corona Man
carey wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
cracka wrote:The Collingwood Rat Pack on The Footy Show last night.

I prefer Bec, but whatever blows your hair back.



We're her nipples hard for like 40 minutes last night?

Fair set, But she still annoys me.

I turn the volume down... Way down. Yes, mental as anything... Nips were getting bigger.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 8:21 pm
by amber_fluid
carey wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
cracka wrote:The Collingwood Rat Pack on The Footy Show last night.

I prefer Bec, but whatever blows your hair back.



We're her nipples hard for like 40 minutes last night?

Fair set, But she still annoys me.


Not enough that you wouldn't give her one?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 8:24 pm
by carey
amber_fluid wrote:
carey wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
cracka wrote:The Collingwood Rat Pack on The Footy Show last night.

I prefer Bec, but whatever blows your hair back.



We're her nipples hard for like 40 minutes last night?

Fair set, But she still annoys me.


Not enough that you wouldn't give her one?


She passes my main test in that she doesn't have a penis. Lol ;)

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2016 8:27 pm
by amber_fluid
Here I was thinking you had NO standards :lol:

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 5:32 pm
by Corona Man
Sitting back with a few of my cold "namesakes" and...Live.. I Alone pumping in the stereo... :supz: :supz: