SA Footy

In todays paper it was reported the Adelaide Zoo will spend $19 million for the panda for 10 years.

Is this what we can expect?


http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=1YU82RS5elI

Haha...that's brilliant

You would hope that for so much money they might put o a floor show too

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmieeHlZvQ

Regards
JAS

Heehee...how shocked was the mother Panda

You better make sure those crafty Chinese don't send over a cheap imitation

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqmf8x7r ... re=related

Regards
JAS

JAS wrote:Heehee...how shocked was the mother Panda

You better make sure those crafty Chinese don't send over a cheap imitation

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqmf8x7r ... re=related

Regards
JAS

Homer Simpson in a panda suit? Sexual Harrassment Panda?

"Zookeeper: Now courtesy of an anonymous donor, please welcome
our new panda, Sim-Sim.
[audience cheers as Burns shoves Homer onstage]
Don't be shy. That-a-girl. Oh, I think she's
getting ready to ... [Homer starts dancing] Yes,
she's doing the Lindy Hop.
Burns: That's it. Twenty-three skidoo. Twenty-four,
twenty-five skidoo.
Zookeeper: Well, it looks like Sim-Sim is a little frisky
today, so our trainers are going to calm her down.
[two animal handlers appear, holding what look like
cattle prods. They begin zapping Homer]
Don't worry, folks. Because of their thick, thick
hides, pandas only feel the slightest tickle from
these powerful electric shocks.
[Homer screams in pain, but his cries are muffled by
the panda costume]"

If the pandas could do this they might be worth $19 million

http://www.simpsonsarcade.net/games/823/panda-ping-pong.html

Punk Rooster wrote:"Zookeeper: Now courtesy of an anonymous donor, please welcome
our new panda, Sim-Sim.
[audience cheers as Burns shoves Homer onstage]
Don't be shy. That-a-girl. Oh, I think she's
getting ready to ... [Homer starts dancing] Yes,
she's doing the Lindy Hop.
Burns: That's it. Twenty-three skidoo. Twenty-four,
twenty-five skidoo.
Zookeeper: Well, it looks like Sim-Sim is a little frisky
today, so our trainers are going to calm her down.
[two animal handlers appear, holding what look like
cattle prods. They begin zapping Homer]
Don't worry, folks. Because of their thick, thick
hides, pandas only feel the slightest tickle from
these powerful electric shocks.
[Homer screams in pain, but his cries are muffled by
the panda costume]"

The funniest part is where the male panda wants to shag Sim-Sim, who tries to escape. The male panda grabs Sim-Sim, Moe laughs and says "You aint going anywhere sweety".

I laughed at the news telecast of this a couple nights ago, where Mike Rann said his spiel about all the tourism dollars it will bring to South Australia. Then he finished of with "Go Pandas"

Only a South Aussie would understand that!

Falcon Chick wrote:I laughed at the news telecast of this a couple nights ago, where Mike Rann said his spiel about all the tourism dollars it will bring to South Australia. Then he finished of with "Go Pandas"

Only a South Aussie would understand that!

I laughed too....quite pathetic really

The cameras were rolling......Media Mike at his best!!!

Falcon Chick wrote:I laughed at the news telecast of this a couple nights ago, where Mike Rann said his spiel about all the tourism dollars it will bring to South Australia. Then he finished of with "Go Pandas"

Only a South Aussie would understand that!

Or the odd bod in the UK