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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:39 pm
by Phantom Gossiper
My toothache is so unbearable so I went and bought Oral-eze Oil of Clove to help numb the pain.. sitting at work and my mouth went numb and little did i realise i was drooling all down my shirt and a puddle of drool sitting on my desk hhahaha!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:05 pm
by valleys07
The little squeak at 0:27 gets me in hysterics every time :lol:


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:34 pm
by carey
valleys07 wrote:The little squeak at 0:27 gets me in hysterics every time :lol:



That is F##king classic I've literally got tears. Funny as

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:54 pm
by Failed Creation
Phantom Gossiper wrote:My toothache is so unbearable so I went and bought Oral-eze Oil of Clove to help numb the pain.. sitting at work and my mouth went numb and little did i realise i was drooling all down my shirt and a puddle of drool sitting on my desk hhahaha!


Just use Bonjela, my man.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:57 pm
by Failed Creation
carey wrote:
valleys07 wrote:The little squeak at 0:27 gets me in hysterics every time :lol:



That is F##king classic I've literally got tears. Funny as


Holy ****, that is awesome.

I'm seriously considering changing my username to Fanny Chmelar now. At least I'd get to still be FC (junior, of course).

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:06 am
by RustyCage
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-VS-Commodore-Executive-full-authentic-1996-era-condition-/181438686271?roken=z3gVEZ

Now this is how you sell a car!

Ladies and gentleman. Lick these knowledge pops with your eye tongues.

This is my VS Commodore, in complete authentic condition. Your days of dating Palmela Handerson are over. Once out on the road beautiful women will instinctively flock to you like the salmon of Capistrano.


This one-off VS Commodore was originally manufactured one year earlier then it’s successors, in 1995 for a role in Goldeneye but was cut from the script last minute when Pierce Brosnan couldn’t handle it’s power and Q called him an uphill gardener.

Bambi's mum wasn’t shot dead, she was run down by this car.

I once dragged the batmobile in this car, by the time Bruce Wayne reached the finish line I had already won, made love to Selina and had a son who greeted him at the finish line with a sign that read “keep up p@#$y”

After Yoda raised the x-wing out of the swamp he tried to lift this VS out, he was unable to, this car is the ultimate force.



Features Include:

Precision rear-vision: Objects are exactly as far as they seem.
GPS Navigation: From the hot bitty sitting next to you with a smartphone
Vintage hipster cassette player with rustic analogue volume and panning controls
VIP unlimited access to the backseat club where the girl to guy ratio is always generally 2 to 1, 3 to 0, 1 to 2 or 0 to 3


So tighten up the chin strap on your wiener helmet and get ready for the ultimate ride


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:46 am
by Magpiespower

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:51 am
by woodublieve12
bahahahahahahahahaha that is gold

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:55 pm
by HH3
Image

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:00 pm
by Phantom Gossiper
Magpiespower wrote:

Best part that makes it funny is the fact it is probably how most aussie yobbos would actually commentate :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:15 pm
by Booney
:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:03 pm
by Magpiespower
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Best part that makes it funny is the fact it is probably how most aussie yobbos would actually commentate :lol:


Stuff Basheer & Fozzie, SBS should let him commentate Socceroos v Spain...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:24 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
RustyCage wrote:http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-VS-Commodore-Executive-full-authentic-1996-era-condition-/181438686271?roken=z3gVEZ

Now this is how you sell a car!

Ladies and gentleman. Lick these knowledge pops with your eye tongues.

This is my VS Commodore, in complete authentic condition. Your days of dating Palmela Handerson are over. Once out on the road beautiful women will instinctively flock to you like the salmon of Capistrano.


This one-off VS Commodore was originally manufactured one year earlier then it’s successors, in 1995 for a role in Goldeneye but was cut from the script last minute when Pierce Brosnan couldn’t handle it’s power and Q called him an uphill gardener.

Bambi's mum wasn’t shot dead, she was run down by this car.

I once dragged the batmobile in this car, by the time Bruce Wayne reached the finish line I had already won, made love to Selina and had a son who greeted him at the finish line with a sign that read “keep up p@#$y”

After Yoda raised the x-wing out of the swamp he tried to lift this VS out, he was unable to, this car is the ultimate force.



Features Include:

Precision rear-vision: Objects are exactly as far as they seem.
GPS Navigation: From the hot bitty sitting next to you with a smartphone
Vintage hipster cassette player with rustic analogue volume and panning controls
VIP unlimited access to the backseat club where the girl to guy ratio is always generally 2 to 1, 3 to 0, 1 to 2 or 0 to 3


So tighten up the chin strap on your wiener helmet and get ready for the ultimate ride




the guy was on the panel :lol: :lol: almost landed a permanent gig

had to check out the ebay link after some of the photos, man that car pulls some chicks!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:11 am
by valleys07
Image

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:32 am
by Magpiespower
Do I get a refund on my souvlaki?

At some point, this becomes more ridiculous than pro wrestling...


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:49 am
by woodublieve12
Magpiespower wrote:Do I get a refund on my souvlaki?

At some point, this becomes more ridiculous than pro wrestling...



:lol:

was one guy wearing a mickey mouse costume/pants????

Blokes walking around with chairs... :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:07 am
by Mr Beefy
woodublieve12 wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Do I get a refund on my souvlaki?

At some point, this becomes more ridiculous than pro wrestling...



:lol:

was one guy wearing a mickey mouse costume/pants????

Blokes walking around with chairs... :lol:

I've had many a yiros in that joint, never had entertainment like that when I've been there

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:11 am
by woodublieve12
where is it???

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:39 am
by Mr Beefy
Stalactites on Melb

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:09 am
by Failed Creation
woodublieve12 wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Do I get a refund on my souvlaki?

At some point, this becomes more ridiculous than pro wrestling...



:lol:

was one guy wearing a mickey mouse costume/pants????

Blokes walking around with chairs... :lol:


They're the worst furniture removalists I've ever seen...