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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:47 am
by dedja
People who post on Facebook to ignore their posts as they’ve been hacked.

Umm, how do I … wait, what … oh, never mind :-??

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:21 pm
by DOC

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:27 pm
by dedja

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:28 pm
by Booney
:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:36 pm
by Kahuna


Didn't his mate Little Rocket Man go round in 26 for 18 holes? How good would a head to head match be!?!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:54 pm
by dedja
Kahuna wrote:


Didn't his mate Little Rocket Man go round in 26 for 18 holes? How good would a head to head match be!?!


That was Rocket Man's old man ... round of 34 with 11 holes in one, on his very first round ever.

I'm sure Trump will better that when he becomes a dictator.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:08 pm
by Spargo
;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:48 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Getting tyres on this morning and just sitting waiting and listening to podcast

There's another gentleman here who engaged in a conversation by saying the ad buy 3 get 1 free, but what is free.... then he says only thing that's free is this weekend....... ffs, I haven't even started the form for the Good Friday tipping comp :oops:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:54 am
by wenchbarwer
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Getting tyres on this morning and just sitting waiting and listening to podcast

There's another gentleman here who engaged in a conversation by saying the ad buy 3 get 1 free, but what is free.... then he says only thing that's free is this weekend....... ffs, I haven't even started the form for the Good Friday tipping comp :oops:


Just tap your headphones and say "Sorry, I can't hear you"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:10 pm
by Armchair expert
Go to Coles and notice a large group of people just standing around towards the back of the store, I thought thats ******* weird. However they were actually waiting for the discounted food to be put on the shelf, like absolute hyenas two trays of food gone within seconds.

To the gentleman with about 10 bags of 38c Brussel Sprouts I hope you enjoy!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:12 pm
by dedja
Armchair expert wrote:Go to Coles and notice a large group of people just standing around towards the back of the store, I thought thats ******* weird. However they were actually waiting for the discounted food to be put on the shelf, like absolute hyenas two trays of food gone within seconds.

To the gentleman with about 10 bags of 38c Brussel Sprouts I hope you enjoy!


Hope he stays away from naked flames.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:52 pm
by Spargo
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:47 am
by gazzamagoo
Armchair expert wrote:Go to Coles and notice a large group of people just standing around towards the back of the store, I thought thats ******* weird. However they were actually waiting for the discounted food to be put on the shelf, like absolute hyenas two trays of food gone within seconds.

To the gentleman with about 10 bags of 38c Brussel Sprouts I hope you enjoy!


But if they go to the central market, they can get better produce every day of the week, much cheaper. Dumb.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:49 am
by gazzamagoo
The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:51 am
by dedja
gazzamagoo wrote:The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.


Thanks for the tip, based on what I was called in my youth I think I qualify.

Cheers.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:52 am
by MW
Yeah this will go down well with "White Australia"...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:57 am
by am Bays
gazzamagoo wrote:The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.



Ahh yes you can

There is a certificate of aboriginality that people have to produce for Government benefits (eg abstudy), aboriginal identified jobs and other associated benefits.

It's a lengthy process and I know those that have got it dont want to give it to gammon blackfellas

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:05 pm
by heater31
gazzamagoo wrote:The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.
Slight correction, this is part of a list of things requested to be included in a Treaty with the State of Victoria.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:06 pm
by dedja
F*ck that, I’m not moving to Vic. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:18 pm
by gazzamagoo
am Bays wrote:
gazzamagoo wrote:The government is thinking about getting rid of land tax, stamp duty, council rates etc etc etc for indigenous people.
Did they think this through?
If this will go through, then everyone in Australia will all of a sudden identify as Aboriginal & if they do, there's nothing anyone can do about it,
you can't ask someone to prove whether they are indigenous or not.



Ahh yes you can

There is a certificate of aboriginality that people have to produce for Government benefits (eg abstudy), aboriginal identified jobs and other associated benefits.

It's a lengthy process and I know those that have got it dont want to give it to gammon blackfellas


But I can apply for this certificate and no-one can stop me.
How does someone determine whether someone is indigenous or not, if they say they are?