Page 610 of 697

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2021 9:21 pm
by stan
Corona Man wrote:Just watching the end of the Hawks v Saints game at home, and commenting we are going next Sunday (Mothers Day) to the G to see us take on the Eagles.

Daughter comments that the winning team, gives flowers to the mothers in the crowd.

I said to Mrs C " You may get some flowers from Jaeger O"Meara"..... Her reply... "he can give me more than flowers".....

I know where i stand!
Damn that's honest.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2021 9:37 pm
by Corona Man
stan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Just watching the end of the Hawks v Saints game at home, and commenting we are going next Sunday (Mothers Day) to the G to see us take on the Eagles.

Daughter comments that the winning team, gives flowers to the mothers in the crowd.

I said to Mrs C " You may get some flowers from Jaeger O"Meara"..... Her reply... "he can give me more than flowers".....

I know where i stand!
Damn that's honest.

Brutal.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2021 9:57 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
Corona Man wrote:Just watching the end of the Hawks v Saints game at home, and commenting we are going next Sunday (Mothers Day) to the G to see us take on the Eagles.

Daughter comments that the winning team, gives flowers to the mothers in the crowd.

I said to Mrs C " You may get some flowers from Jaeger O"Meara"..... Her reply... "he can give me more than flowers".....

I know where i stand!

O'Meara plays for WC now?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2021 10:09 pm
by Corona Man
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Just watching the end of the Hawks v Saints game at home, and commenting we are going next Sunday (Mothers Day) to the G to see us take on the Eagles.

Daughter comments that the winning team, gives flowers to the mothers in the crowd.

I said to Mrs C " You may get some flowers from Jaeger O"Meara"..... Her reply... "he can give me more than flowers".....

I know where i stand!

O'Meara plays for WC now?

I get the feeling she isn’t fussed who he plays for...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 10:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:Just watching the end of the Hawks v Saints game at home, and commenting we are going next Sunday (Mothers Day) to the G to see us take on the Eagles.

Daughter comments that the winning team, gives flowers to the mothers in the crowd.

I said to Mrs C " You may get some flowers from Jaeger O"Meara"..... Her reply... "he can give me more than flowers".....

I know where i stand!

Is she more of a chocolates and champers type operator?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 10:19 am
by Lightning McQueen
Big fella at work has scrapped the coffee machine at work recently and reverted to instant, he makes himself a cuppa and then decides to go relieve himself and leaves his cup on the bench in the kitchen.

I thought I'd add 3 more heaped teaspoons of the Blend 43 in his absence.

He has a sip upon returning, looks down at his cup then takes another sip before shrugging his shoulders and returning to his desk totally unperturbed.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:27 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:Big fella at work has scrapped the coffee machine at work recently and reverted to instant, he makes himself a cuppa and then decides to go relieve himself and leaves his cup on the bench in the kitchen.

I thought I'd add 3 more heaped teaspoons of the Blend 43 in his absence.

He has a sip upon returning, looks down at his cup then takes another sip before shrugging his shoulders and returning to his desk totally unperturbed.
The payoff will be when he makes another one and thinks it tastes a bit weak.

Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:53 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Big fella at work has scrapped the coffee machine at work recently and reverted to instant, he makes himself a cuppa and then decides to go relieve himself and leaves his cup on the bench in the kitchen.

I thought I'd add 3 more heaped teaspoons of the Blend 43 in his absence.

He has a sip upon returning, looks down at his cup then takes another sip before shrugging his shoulders and returning to his desk totally unperturbed.
The payoff will be when he makes another one and thinks it tastes a bit weak.

Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk

The dude must piss dark brown with the amount of coffee's he sucks down.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:05 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?

I have a daily limit of two, I won't have one after 12 noon either, I don't eat for the remainder of the day after 1pm generally either.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:10 pm
by RB
Lightning McQueen wrote:Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?


Yep, never drink the revolting stuff.

Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:17 pm
by Jim05
Lightning McQueen wrote:Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?

I have a daily limit of two, I won't have one after 12 noon either, I don't eat for the remainder of the day after 1pm generally either.
I’m about 6 cups a day. Normally 1 or 2 short blacks first thing at work at around 5-6am then a couple of take aways between 10am-2pm (often one with lunch). Then another just before dinner at say 6-8pm and then one just before bed at about 10pm

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:20 pm
by MW
For work days, One at 730am, 830am and 1pm

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:21 pm
by Booney
Take it or leave it, I enjoy a coffee but I don't miss them if I don't have one, most mornings ( 3 or 4 days a week ) one in the cafe around the corner from home before work, rarely have one after that, maybe once a month , weekends maybe once a month have one on a Sunday if I do a cook up.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:22 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?

I have a daily limit of two, I won't have one after 12 noon either, I don't eat for the remainder of the day after 1pm generally either.
I’m about 6 cups a day. Normally 1 or 2 short blacks first thing at work at around 5-6am then a couple of take aways between 10am-2pm (often one with lunch). Then another just before dinner at say 6-8pm and then one just before bed at about 10pm

How the hell do you sleep? I'd be pinging!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:23 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?

I have a daily limit of two, I won't have one after 12 noon either, I don't eat for the remainder of the day after 1pm generally either.
I’m about 6 cups a day. Normally 1 or 2 short blacks first thing at work at around 5-6am then a couple of take aways between 10am-2pm (often one with lunch). Then another just before dinner at say 6-8pm and then one just before bed at about 10pm

How the hell do you sleep? I'd be pinging!


More than 2 in a half a day and my heart rate can be heard by passers by.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:24 pm
by JK
RB wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?


Yep, never drink the revolting stuff.


Im the same, wish I did though. Pepsi Max for breakfast doesn't always sit well.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:26 pm
by Jim05
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Do any of you have any rules on coffee consumption?

I have a daily limit of two, I won't have one after 12 noon either, I don't eat for the remainder of the day after 1pm generally either.
I’m about 6 cups a day. Normally 1 or 2 short blacks first thing at work at around 5-6am then a couple of take aways between 10am-2pm (often one with lunch). Then another just before dinner at say 6-8pm and then one just before bed at about 10pm

How the hell do you sleep? I'd be pinging!
As a rule I’ve survived off 4-5 hours sleep per night for most of my working life. I’m asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow though regardless of a coffee

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:26 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
More than 2 in a half a day and my heart rate can be heard by passers by.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:29 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Jim05 wrote:As a rule I’ve survived off 4-5 hours sleep per night for most of my working life. I’m asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow though regardless of a coffee

The wife used be like that, she could take one to bed with her and still doze off immediately, even despite my advances.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:32 pm
by Spargo
Hand on heart I can say I’ve never had a cup of coffee in my life.