Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:49 pmamber_fluid wrote:Booney wrote:Wedgie wrote:Phew, thought it might have been about me and my ability to carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.
Big hands.
Small donuts
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 7:59 pm
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:08 pmWedgie wrote:Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 8:41 pmBrodlach wrote:Wedgie wrote:Got a letter 6 weeks after my 50th birthday to tell me I'd get the poo cancer kit in 6-8 weeks.
Why not just ******* send it out when I'm 50 and save money on the correspondence?
If I die of poo cancer in the next month or two I won't be happy!
That would give you the shits
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:51 amPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:32 pm
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:08 amPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:29 amLightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.
Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"
Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"
He waited for me to laugh before he started.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:13 amLightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.
Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"
Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"
He waited for me to laugh before he started.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:20 amamber_fluid wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.
Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"
Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"
He waited for me to laugh before he started.
Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:21 amBooney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.
Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"
Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"
He waited for me to laugh before he started.
Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:23 amBooney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.
Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"
Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"
He waited for me to laugh before he started.
Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:26 amLightning McQueen wrote:amber_fluid wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:I borrowed the barefoot investor book off a dude at work a few months ago and I was finally able to get it back to him today.
Dude "Cheers man, how'd it go for you?"
Me "I'm broke, no longer living with my wife, pretty much have nothing now from all my years of working and I'm having troubles getting any of my belongings, but yeah, a good read"
He waited for me to laugh before he started.
Still got ya sense of humour at least!
Good stuff.
What else is there to do? My life is in tatters atm so I can either crawl up in a withered heap or set myself some goals.
I don't really talk to anyone about my personal life, I don't like wasting people's time, I don't like discussing negative things and it's a very unique situation that I face daily, there's other people out there that have it far worse than I do.
I have 3 amazing kids that give me reason to get up and accept the challenges that are ahead.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:31 amLightning McQueen wrote:At least I can't get pregnant.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:40 amMagellan wrote:Booney wrote:
Why would anyone buy a book that sets them on the path to being barefoot? Mad.
Surely the first thing you'd invest in is a pair of thongs.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:40 amamber_fluid wrote:
Great attitude.
Yell out if you ever want a beer and someone to talk to you.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:56 amPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:57 amPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 8:58 amPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:07 amSpargo wrote:Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...