Things that make you laugh

[HH3]

Kamikazee Disposals, across from Parafield Airport

Those blokes are actually retarded. My mums car blew up a few weeks ago and she needed a cheap shitbox to get around in while her good car was getting fixed. She saw a tidy looking Magna on carsales.com and it was from this mob.

We rang ahead to make sure it was still there, and when told it was, we headed straight down there. A 15 minute trip at most. When we got there I looked around the yard and couldnt see it, so went inside to ask. He told me it wasnt there anymore, but they have another one....oh wait, thats gone too. We told him the budget was $800, so he offers me cars at $1200. When I went to walk out he told me about a Corolla they have at their storage place for $800. BUT it has interstate plates and isnt registered, so it would end up costing about $1200 in the end anyway.

Dont go there!

[woodublieve12]

Conversation just finished with @Woodublieve12 via Facebook message:

Sorry, I'll preface this by saying that WUB coached a premiership side on Saturday.


WUB: FC, Why can't I log into SA Footy?

Me: NFI.. because you're still pissed and can't remember your password? LOL

**silence**

Me (after about 2 minutes): I note you didn't disagree with that

WUB: I can't see.

Me: Good Lord

Hey, you got in!

yep, just got home for the 1st time since Saturday morning.... I have felt better..

[Dogwatcher]

I've found the amount of crap I've received this week from Crows supporters following Collingwood's loss on Saturday pretty funny. Crows supporters, crowing over a Port win, FFS. Crows supporters whose team couldn't make the finals because they didn't have a soft run, FFS. Hilarious.

And you watch them dish it out to the Port faithful when they fall out of the race for the finals.

I sit in the members for both Port and Crow home matches, I've never seen supporters bag their own as quickly as Crow supporters when the chips are down.......and believe it or not, their language is far worse.

It's hard to believe, but it's true. I cop more at Footy Park from Crows supporters than Port.
I'm not going to weigh in with the fact that there's a sense of entitlement and a chip on the shoulder of Crows fans, because that would be generalising.

[tipper]

I've found the amount of crap I've received this week from Crows supporters following Collingwood's loss on Saturday pretty funny. Crows supporters, crowing over a Port win, FFS. Crows supporters whose team couldn't make the finals because they didn't have a soft run, FFS. Hilarious.

And you watch them dish it out to the Port faithful when they fall out of the race for the finals.

I sit in the members for both Port and Crow home matches, I've never seen supporters bag their own as quickly as Crow supporters when the chips are down.......and believe it or not, their language is far worse.

lol, you need to come this weekend and stand with the grog squad. that will set a new benchmark for attacking their own and bad language when North are absolutely destroyed by Centrals. mand you, the way North are playing at the moment they deserve it and more!!

[Magpiespower]

I've found the amount of crap I've received this week from Crows supporters following Collingwood's loss on Saturday pretty funny. Crows supporters, crowing over a Port win, FFS. Crows supporters whose team couldn't make the finals because they didn't have a soft run, FFS. Hilarious.

And you watch them dish it out to the Port faithful when they fall out of the race for the finals.

I sit in the members for both Port and Crow home matches, I've never seen supporters bag their own as quickly as Crow supporters when the chips are down.......and believe it or not, their language is far worse.

It's hard to believe, but it's true. I cop more at Footy Park from Crows supporters than Port.
I'm not going to weigh in with the fact that there's a sense of entitlement and a chip on the shoulder of Crows fans, because that would be generalising.

Living away from Adelaide for a while, I'd forgotten how "special" Crows supporters are.

North Melbourne's vastly superior percentage notwithstanding, my neighbours are still going on about the "Port conspiracy" to keep the Crows out of the eight.

Reakon one finally crossed the line yesterday when they said they didn't rate Chris Judd.

"He's okay."

[mickey]

[Johno6]

the 62 year old at work who drinks pop tops with his lunch, and he cant even finish them.

[daysofourlives]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

[norwood8]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

x2 just watched it, absolute gold haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDw4w0_dZg

[The Dark Knight]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

x2 just watched it, absolute gold haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDw4w0_dZg

That's f**king awesome!

[tyrone]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

x2 just watched it, absolute gold haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDw4w0_dZg

hahaha. brilliant.

[Lightning McQueen]

the 62 year old at work who drinks pop tops with his lunch, and he cant even finish them.

He might have some trouble with his plumbing mate.

[Johno6]

he eats like a baby aswell tho

he had a small container full of orange mushy shit the other day
I thought it was like pumpkin soup, but he ate it cold.

[Psyber]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

x2 just watched it, absolute gold haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDw4w0_dZg

Great joke. Very clever and well done!

[Booney]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

I'm happy to PM my address to anyone who wishes to "prank" me with the same outcome.

[Psyber]

The NZ guys that plumbed up their mates house so that every tap in the house had beer flowing from it.
They waited for him to leave for work then put numerous kegs under the house plumbed it in and installed 14 cameras to watch the reaction when he got home
Great practical joke (if you're a drinker)

I'm happy to PM my address to anyone who wishes to "prank" me with the same outcome.

I was once rather tempted by a house for sale in Leabrook just a few doors from Coopers brewery.
There was a back lane down which pipes could be run near the pool.
But my wife didn't like the kitchen and I didn't like the look of the roof.

[The Sleeping Giant]

The beer thing is a viral advertising campaign.

[Footy Chick]

**WARNING, THIS SHOWS AN F BOMB****

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[Psyber]

**WARNING, THIS SHOWS AN F BOMB****
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And I thought Alpaca were the only beast that automatically went for the testicles when fighting...

[Footy Chick]

Well in fairness, he probably can't reach much else...LOL