Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

RED ROOSTER screwing up orders from a voucher and the response is 'sorry we are getting used to the promotion' but surely there is no difference between my voucher and someone walking in and ordering the same thing.

another thing is they need more chicken and less stuffing!!!!!!

just about BANNED like maccas

[Pseudo]

Getting a bank statement in the post for the period 20 November through to 30 November. That's right, every year I get a statement for a period of 11 entire days. WTF?

[johntheclaret]

Getting a bank statement in the post for the period 20 November through to 30 November. That's right, every year I get a statement for a period of 11 entire days. WTF?

Is November your year end Pseudo

[Ian]

Playing in a father son cricket game and getting out to my son here comes 6 months of bragging rights and constant reminders

[johntheclaret]

Geez you,ve got it tough mate.

Younger, better looking and now better at sports. Just don't take him on at a father and son spelling bee competition.

[mal]

Losing weight.
And only 3 people notice.
My wife and 2 girlfriends.

[Psyber]

Losing weight.
And only 3 people notice.
My wife and 2 girlfriends.

So long as they don't notice each other!

[Blue Boy]

Losing weight.
And only 3 people notice.
My wife and 2 girlfriends.

Clothes on or off ???

[another grub]

trying to lose weight..... but getting hungry and eating macca's and feeling shit after.....

[mighty_tiger_79]

trying to lose weight..... but getting hungry and eating macca's and feeling s***t after.....

not sure if it was on friday night or if its on tonight but ACA was havin some guy on who had a fast food diet and lost weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pseudo]

trying to lose weight..... but getting hungry and eating macca's and feeling s***t after.....

not sure if it was on friday night or if its on tonight but ACA was havin some guy on who had a fast food diet and lost weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He probably shat himself thin. As a former HJs employee I can attest that when the "food" is consumed in copious amounts, it comes out as fast as it goes in. Once I ate nothing but HJs in a 48 hour period. It took another 3 days for me to start passing solids again.

[rogernumber10]

Early morning flights home after a massive night on the drink at a function

[Mr66]

Opening the pages of the Herald-Sun on Monday to find more articles of
Goodrem & Minogue scratching their arses.
IE, wasting paper on non-newsworthy people.

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

Early morning flights home after a massive night on the drink at a function

Had a flight 2 melbourne at 6am saturday morning, left Hindley street at 3:45am

[Psyber]

Early morning flights home after a massive night on the drink at a function

Had a flight 2 melbourne at 6am saturday morning, left Hindley street at 3:45am

I'd have to leave home in eastern Melbourne at 3.00am cold sober to get to Tullamarine early enough to be processed and on board a 6am flight - minumum 2 hours by road to Tulla from here. [And its still in the Metropolitan Taxi Zone.]

[Blue Boy]

The bloke goin down North East road in his van today abusin every one left right and centre cause he was in a hurry !!!

[Pseudo]

Opening the pages of the Herald-Sun on Monday to find more articles of
Goodrem & Minogue scratching their arses.
IE, wasting paper on non-newsworthy people.

Kylie Minogue herself may be unnewsworthy, but her arse is surely deserving of an occasional pictorial feature...

[stan]

The bloke goin down North East road in his van today abusin every one left right and centre cause he was in a hurry !!!

It wasnt a sivler van by any chance was it?

[JK]

When using email and accidentally hitting the "Reply All" button instead of "Reply" ... When will I stop landing myself in trouble this way?? WHEN??

[Dogwatcher]

Please tell me you were sledging someone in the said email CP.