Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Darth Vader » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:11 pm

People who want to change our flag.
FFS our language, political system, culture and even much of our sense of humour has UK written all over it. For the majority of us our roots are over there. Our forefathers fought and many of then died under that flag.
Sadly I think I am in the minority with this opinion and being a serial forward planner I have stockpiled three current design flags so that I can fly one at my house in defiance of any pox-ridden new design of the future. Three should last me a few years at least but I might even buy another one JIC.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:02 am

Picking up a Sunday Mail at the servo on the way home from the casino.... only to get home and find out its the country edition :evil:

Why would they even have it on sale in the city...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:55 am

Darth Vader wrote:People who want to change our flag.
FFS our language, political system, culture and even much of our sense of humour has UK written all over it. For the majority of us our roots are over there. Our forefathers fought and many of then died under that flag.
Sadly I think I am in the minority with this opinion and being a serial forward planner I have stockpiled three current design flags so that I can fly one at my house in defiance of any pox-ridden new design of the future. Three should last me a few years at least but I might even buy another one JIC.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:33 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:16 am

Darth Vader wrote:People who want to change our flag.
FFS our language, political system, culture and even much of our sense of humour has UK written all over it. For the majority of us our roots are over there. Our forefathers fought and many of then died under that flag.
Sadly I think I am in the minority with this opinion and being a serial forward planner I have stockpiled three current design flags so that I can fly one at my house in defiance of any pox-ridden new design of the future. Three should last me a few years at least but I might even buy another one JIC.


It's not the 1950's anymore. #-o
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Darth Vader » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:13 pm

dedja wrote:
Darth Vader wrote:People who want to change our flag.
FFS our language, political system, culture and even much of our sense of humour has UK written all over it. For the majority of us our roots are over there. Our forefathers fought and many of then died under that flag.
Sadly I think I am in the minority with this opinion and being a serial forward planner I have stockpiled three current design flags so that I can fly one at my house in defiance of any pox-ridden new design of the future. Three should last me a few years at least but I might even buy another one JIC.


It's not the 1950's anymore. #-o

So what are you saying? Not being in the 50's anymore is a thing that gives you the sh1ts?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:15 pm

My apologies ... should have been in the Things that you rate thread
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:12 pm

mickey wrote:Picking up a Sunday Mail at the servo on the way home from the casino.... only to get home and find out its the country edition :evil:

Why would they even have it on sale in the city...


Because the first edition gets printed and sent out to the country. The city edition wasn't printed/finished yet at that time of the morning mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:53 am

The railway crossing boomgates at Torrens Rd, Ovingham staying down for about 8 minutes this morning during peak hours to let not 1 or 2, but 4 trains through (with a 2-3 minute gap between train the first and second train, and another 2-3 minute gap between the third and fourth train)!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:02 am

Brucetiki wrote:The railway crossing boomgates at Torrens Rd, Ovingham staying down for about 8 minutes this morning during peak hours to let not 1 or 2, but 4 trains through (with a 2-3 minute gap between train the first and second train, and another 2-3 minute gap between the third and fourth train)!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Darth Vader » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:09 am

getting the red-eye to Sydney this morning and sitting next to a bloke who probably hadnt taken a shower since he was in year 12
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:55 pm

Darth Vader wrote:getting the red-eye to Sydney this morning and sitting next to a bloke who probably hadnt taken a shower since he was in year 12

Oh Jeez that is the worst thing especially at that hour of the morning.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:59 pm

Valentine's Day. :roll:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:24 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Valentine's Day. :roll:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:36 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Valentine's Day. :roll:

regards,

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x 2

Death to Valentines Day. Either that or I could do a Sue Sylvester and make myself my Valentine.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:42 pm

Brucetiki wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Valentine's Day. :roll:

regards,

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x 2

Death to Valentines Day. Either that or I could do a Sue Sylvester and make myself my Valentine.


+ 3

The ladies at work asked me what I did for my wife this morning for valentines day. When I said 'nothing' they were horrified.

We've never done valentines day, we both think it's just an excuse to charge a shitload more for flowers and dinner.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:54 pm

Booney wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Valentine's Day. :roll:

regards,

REB


Happy Valentines Day, darling. :lol:


Where's my twenty dollar flowers which today will cost you seventy you bastard!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:55 pm

Gingernuts wrote:
Brucetiki wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Valentine's Day. :roll:

regards,

REB


x 2

Death to Valentines Day. Either that or I could do a Sue Sylvester and make myself my Valentine.


+ 3

The ladies at work asked me what I did for my wife this morning for valentines day. When I said 'nothing' they were horrified.

We've never done valentines day, we both think it's just an excuse to charge a shitload more for flowers and dinner.


Next time they ask you that tell them all the rude things you did in graphic detail and they'll never ask again.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:02 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Booney wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Valentine's Day. :roll:

regards,

REB


Happy Valentines Day, darling. :lol:


Where's my twenty dollar flowers which today will cost you seventy you bastard!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:03 pm

OMG TAM :shock:
That's astonishing :o

Do people even buy them??

Valentine's day for 'A Mum and A dad' went out the window 21 years ago - when our first son arrived O:)

If I had a $1 for how many people have said "Why didn't you name him Valentino" I'd be rich ! :shock: :ymsick: :lol:

(Nothing against any Valentino's out there... but... well... ummm... no thank you...lol)
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