Things that give you the sh1ts

[Darth Vader]

your ride-on mower carks it in the middle of the front lawn after paying $400 to have it serviced and fixed in September.

[CK]

Migraines. Rotten night followed by a day feeling like been hit by a pack of elephants.

[Johno6]

Ben eltons new show. This is terrible at best

[fish]

Migraines. Rotten night followed by a day feeling like been hit by a pack of elephants.

Don't suffer them myself CK but a few friends and colleagues do - they sound terrible!

[dedja]

Ben eltons new show. This is terrible at best

I usually love Ben Elton's work but ...

Didn't watch it but saw the shorts ... will last 3 episodes at most.

[Q.]

Ben eltons new show. This is terrible at best

I usually love Ben Elton's work but ...

Didn't watch it but saw the shorts ... will last 3 episodes at most.

Even Arj stuttered his way through his routine

[Johno6]

I turned over before I even knew arj was on. I love his stuff.
I turn back occasionally to see some of the unfunniest skits ever.
Ruby rose was lookin hot tho

[Q.]

Yeah, I love Arjy Bargy too, but that was the worst I've seen him perform.

[Magpiespower]

Never found Ben Elton the least bit funny.

But tuned in last night anyway.

'Girl Flat' is comic genius...

[Johno6]

I dont know if you are being serious or not magies.

i thought that skit was cringe worthy.

only one slightly funny was the interview with ruby rose that i saw.

but i did only flick over occasionally after watching the first 15 mins or so

[Booney]

Going to Melbourne over-night Monday night for work training yesterday, that's ok, but....coming in this morning to 65mb of drawings and 92 emails, that shits me.

[Magpiespower]

I dont know if you are being serious or not magies.

i thought that skit was cringe worthy.

Excruciating!

Seemed to go on forever.

Bring back Warnie...

[Johno6]

"bring back warnie"

hahaha!! gold.


we never seem to be able to make good comedy shows over here anymore.

id rather watch re runs of fast foward n full frontal

[Darth Vader]

"bring back warnie"

hahaha!! gold.


we never seem to be able to make good comedy shows over here anymore.

id rather watch re runs of fast foward n full frontal

L'iar and DeShonko
Brent, Smyth and Barry
Dirk Hartog
Pixie-Anne Wheatley
Skippy
...I could go on. Pure Gold - nothing like that anymore

[Brucetiki]

"bring back warnie"

hahaha!! gold.


we never seem to be able to make good comedy shows over here anymore.

id rather watch re runs of fast foward n full frontal

L'iar and DeShonko
Brent, Smyth and Barry
Dirk Hartog
Pixie-Anne Wheatley
Skippy
...I could go on. Pure Gold - nothing like that anymore

Agreed.

I have season 3 of Fast Forward on DVD, and still love watching the old Fast Forward sketches on YouTube. Nothing has come remotely close to the success of Fast Forward and Full Frontal since. I think most sketch shows these days tend to do sketches out of malice rather than just taking the piss.

Some of the other classics

Michelle and Ferrett
SBS viewing highlights
Kerri-Anne Kennel
Roger Ramshet and the 40 theives carpet cave
Good Morning Moscow
the airline stewards
and the best pisstakes of Jana Wendt and Sir Joh

[Drop Bear]

"bring back warnie"

hahaha!! gold.


we never seem to be able to make good comedy shows over here anymore.

id rather watch re runs of fast foward n full frontal

L'iar and DeShonko
Brent, Smyth and Barry
Dirk Hartog
Pixie-Anne Wheatley
Skippy
...I could go on. Pure Gold - nothing like that anymore

Kingswood Country!!

[Footy Chick]

That I'm still feeling crappy after having the flu. I've finally done some further reading on this subject and have realised that I could feel crappy still for the next 2 weeks or so

After further investigation and the fact that my Nanna got it at the same time, I was surprised to read the following:

Influenza B is an influenza virus that produces milder symptoms than influenza A when it infects humans. Influenza B may occur in epidemic, but it is not a pandemic flu concern.

While it mutates two to three times slower than influenza A, it is still too fast for a person to build a lasting immunity to it.

To date, influenza B is only known to cause infection in seals and humans.

We both went to KI the Saturday before. Our first stop - Seal Bay

I caught the flu from a seal?

[Strawb]

That I'm still feeling crappy after having the flu. I've finally done some further reading on this subject and have realised that I could feel crappy still for the next 2 weeks or so

After further investigation and the fact that my Nanna got it at the same time, I was surprised to read the following:

Influenza B is an influenza virus that produces milder symptoms than influenza A when it infects humans. Influenza B may occur in epidemic, but it is not a pandemic flu concern.

While it mutates two to three times slower than influenza A, it is still too fast for a person to build a lasting immunity to it.

To date, influenza B is only known to cause infection in seals and humans.

We both went to KI the Saturday before. Our first stop - Seal Bay

I caught the flu from a seal?

did you go near them or swim with them? I dun want seal flu.

[The Ash Man]

Conjunctivitis

Did someone fart on my pillow??

[The Dark Knight]

People who run late.