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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:15 pm

Thanks guys..it will be just SOOOO much better know ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:17 pm

any time ... :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:06 pm

Drawing the short straw and having to do our branches copy of the intra-company newsletter this week.

Do have the TDU you to crap on about, might just fill it with uselss pedopolite information. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:08 pm

Running out of beer, and having to go and purchase more...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:12 pm

Media Park wrote:Running out of beer, and having to go and purchase more...


Any chance you tidy up a bit before you do?

I'm not the only one who makes a mess around here you know! Sometimes MP, sometimes I just dont think you care...*sobs*














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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:13 pm

Media Park wrote:Running out of beer, and having to go and purchase more...


and they don't have any cold cartons of your favourite beer :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:18 pm

Booney wrote:
Media Park wrote:Running out of beer, and having to go and purchase more...


Any chance you tidy up a bit before you do?

I'm not the only one who makes a mess around here you know! Sometimes MP, sometimes I just dont think you care...*sobs*

:lol:


After the immensely smart moving of slicing my finger open yesterday, the missus was so apologetic that she wasn't making my dinner, and suggested that I should sit back for the rest of my hols, while she's at work, watch cricket, and drink beer...

Now who am I to rock the boat or argue...?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:22 pm

Media Park wrote:
Booney wrote:
Media Park wrote:Running out of beer, and having to go and purchase more...


Any chance you tidy up a bit before you do?

I'm not the only one who makes a mess around here you know! Sometimes MP, sometimes I just dont think you care...*sobs*

:lol:


After the immensely smart moving of slicing my finger open yesterday, the missus was so apologetic that she wasn't making my dinner, and suggested that I should sit back for the rest of my hols, while she's at work, watch cricket, and drink beer...

Now who am I to rock the boat or argue...?

:lol:


Ring her and get her to drop the beer off .. Or did you slice your dialling finger?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:34 pm

Media Park wrote:
Booney wrote:
Media Park wrote:Running out of beer, and having to go and purchase more...


Any chance you tidy up a bit before you do?

I'm not the only one who makes a mess around here you know! Sometimes MP, sometimes I just dont think you care...*sobs*

:lol:


After the immensely smart moving of slicing my finger open yesterday, the missus was so apologetic that she wasn't making my dinner, and suggested that I should sit back for the rest of my hols, while she's at work, watch cricket, and drink beer...

Now who am I to rock the boat or argue...?

:lol:



Yep, those Samboy's do have the odd sharp edge, dont they? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:45 pm

Well I don't know if she was more upset about her not telling me the knives were sharp, or if it was her nice clean kitchen bench that was covered in my blood that saw me banned from doing anything...

But I'll take it... :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:48 pm

Have you found out what her name is yet MP?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:48 pm

Media Park wrote:
Well I don't know if she was more upset about her not telling me the knives were sharp, or if it was her nice clean kitchen bench that was covered in my blood that saw me banned from doing anything...

But I'll take it... :D


She needed to tell you? :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:48 pm

dedja wrote:Have you found out what her name is yet MP?


Deloris.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:52 pm

Booney wrote:
dedja wrote:Have you found out what her name is yet MP?


Deloris.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:53 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:59 pm

Very quick Dedja!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:56 pm

Booney wrote:Drawing the short straw and having to do our branches copy of the intra-company newsletter this week.

Do have the TDU you to crap on about, might just fill it with uselss pedopolite information. ;)


Short straw? Desktop publishing with the opportunity to try to sneak some jokes into your corporate literature. Man, live a little! :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:48 pm

The drivers of the approximately 50 cars who drove past smac jr on the side of the road with blood all over him (quite literally) after he was knocked off his scooter this afternoon. Go and get fugged the lot of you.

Wrong thread, but thanks to the bloke who did stop and called me, then stayed with him while I drove to where he was to scoop him up. He now looks like the Mummy, but is back to his smart arsed self so all ends well.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:34 pm

smac wrote:The drivers of the approximately 50 cars who drove past smac jr on the side of the road with blood all over him (quite literally) after he was knocked off his scooter this afternoon. Go and get fugged the lot of you.

Wrong thread, but thanks to the bloke who did stop and called me, then stayed with him while I drove to where he was to scoop him up. He now looks like the Mummy, but is back to his smart arsed self so all ends well.


Saved me the question of "Is he okay Smaccer?"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:12 pm

smac wrote:The drivers of the approximately 50 cars who drove past smac jr on the side of the road with blood all over him (quite literally) after he was knocked off his scooter this afternoon. Go and get fugged the lot of you.

Wrong thread, but thanks to the bloke who did stop and called me, then stayed with him while I drove to where he was to scoop him up. He now looks like the Mummy, but is back to his smart arsed self so all ends well.


Glad he's okay smac.

Talking about people 'ignoring' kids in need. A bit like the 16 year old girl on the train who was sexually assulted in the middle of the day - and apparantly passengers on the train just sat there and did nothing.

Sad.
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