Things that make you laugh

[Pseudo]

I feel bad for laughing, but:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/b ... de/9840026

[Booney]

I feel bad for laughing, but:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/b ... de/9840026

He's taunting the crocodile......and now he's gone.

[Booney]

My lad works in the factory where I work. We went Ten Pin bowling as a group last night, few beers there and I drop him and another young lad from here off at the Austral in town around 8:30.

2:30 this morning he's sitting at the kitchen table eating an AB.

I walk out to see how he's faring, knowing it will be entertaining, he looks up at me and goes "I'm sorry". Big grin.

"Not as sorry as you'll be when that alarm goes off in 4 hours mate".

He is every bit of death warmed up imaginable this morning.

[Lightning McQueen]

My lad works in the factory where I work. We went Ten Pin bowling as a group last night, few beers there and I drop him and another young lad from here off at the Austral in town around 8:30.

2:30 this morning he's sitting at the kitchen table eating an AB.

I walk out to see how he's faring, knowing it will be entertaining, he looks up at me and goes "I'm sorry". Big grin.

"Not as sorry as you'll be when that alarm goes off in 4 hours mate".

He is every bit of death warmed up imaginable this morning.

I remember them days LOL, pretty much every Friday after the Village tavern, quite often coming home to shower and head to work.

Make sure you pop out to see him to see if he wants a hamburger or runny eggs.

[Booney]

Macca's on the way to work.

Smashed a bacon and egg meal and two large OJ's in 20 minutes.

[Booney]

Some vinyl a mate of mine owns.

@Dogwatcher

[Brodlach]

Brisbane police catching the “Poo Jogger”

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts ... e836d036bb

[Spargo]

Brisbane police catching the “Poo Jogger”

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts ... e836d036bb

Police have “laid a charge”
Residents hit “paydirt”

[Dogwatcher]

Some vinyl a mate of mine owns.

@Dogwatcher

I have that, and a couple of others.

I also have some Gary Glitter.

I don't have the tendencies of either of those gentlemen.

[Brodlach]

I thought he was from the NBN rollout and was just ‘laying a cable’

[Lightning McQueen]

Brisbane police catching the “Poo Jogger”

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts ... e836d036bb

Police have “laid a charge”
Residents hit “paydirt”

Investigations have been stooled.

[Spargo]

Brisbane police catching the “Poo Jogger”

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts ... e836d036bb

Police have “laid a charge”
Residents hit “paydirt”

Investigations have been stooled.

No doubt he will now have a brown mark next to his name...

[HH3]

He's in deep shit now.

[Spargo]

Apparently he’s very sorry & wants to wipe the slate clean.

[Lightning McQueen]

He's arsed for a lighter sentence.

[HH3]

He just wants to put this hole thing behind him.

[Lightning McQueen]

Well I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of it.

[JK]

A caller mentioned this on radio this morning but they had to dump him

[Lightning McQueen]

Was he talking crap?

[Dutchy]

Dan Murphy's at Noarlunga this morning, not normally entering bottle shops until after lunch I went to get stocked up for the weekend, I think I was the only one that wasn't stocking up for today.