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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 1:45 pm
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)

Sorry to hear about the badminton.


:lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 1:45 pm
by bulldogproud
heater31 wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)
On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.


Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan :(

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 1:47 pm
by HH3
bulldogproud wrote:
heater31 wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)
On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.


Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan :(


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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 1:50 pm
by heater31
bulldogproud wrote:
heater31 wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)
On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.


Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan :(
At least a German didnt win [emoji6]

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 1:59 pm
by bulldogproud
heater31 wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:
heater31 wrote:
bulldogproud wrote:The sporting weekend which I just had (the only way I can get through it is to laugh!):

My house at school, Campion, came fourth out of four, in House Performances
Both squash teams I looked after lost 4-0
Centrals were mercilessly squished
Western Bulldogs could not kick a goal after half-time
1st XV111 lost by 130 points
2nd XVIII lost by 60 points
Year 10’s lost by 157 points
My Badminton team lost 6-0
Liverpool lost the European League Final (thanks to two howlers)
Crows did a Centrals in Alice Springs
England were humbled by Pakistan (the seventh-ranked International side, whom even Ireland nearly beat!)
On the upside 2 Australians won 2 of the 3 most prestigious motorsport events last night

Daniel Ricciardo - Monaco Grand Prix

Will Power - Indianapolis 500.


Thanks for rubbing it in - I am a Pom, so a Lewis Hamilton fan :(
At least a German didnt win [emoji6]


Don't mention the war ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:16 pm
by Dutchy
Corona Man wrote:Getting a text this morning that an ump has had to pull out of a game today due to ill health, and can I take the appointment. It’s my daughters women’s div 3 game!


Nice one, my 15yo son umpires my 11yo son's u12 game nearly every week, he had a big smile on his face when he paid a HTB against him yesterday!

11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:19 pm
by heater31
Dutchy wrote:11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee [emoji38]


Sore knee can't be that bad then......

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:26 pm
by Spargo
Dutchy wrote:11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee :lol:


Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree... ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 9:35 pm
by Dutchy
heater31 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:11yo also has had some knee issues, went to physio and got instructions how to strap his knee, 11yo yesterday spends 10 minutes doing the strapping exactly how the physio showed him, was very proud until he realised he did the wrong knee [emoji38]


Sore knee can't be that bad then......


To be fair it doesn't hurt until he starts running around, got good practice doing it again at least!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:23 am
by johntheclaret
Dog on a Beach

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:45 am
by Lightning McQueen
Weird chick at work, has a photo of her and her daughter on her desk but it's always upside down, I turned it up the correct way yesterday and today it's upside down again, freak!!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:01 pm
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:Weird chick at work, has a photo of her and her daughter on her desk but it's always upside down, I turned it up the correct way yesterday and today it's upside down again, freak!!

So, how are you going to mess with her mind? :twisted:

I suggest returning to her desk and inverting every single item on it - then restoring the photo to its correct orientation.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:27 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Weird chick at work, has a photo of her and her daughter on her desk but it's always upside down, I turned it up the correct way yesterday and today it's upside down again, freak!!

So, how are you going to mess with her mind? :twisted:

I suggest returning to her desk and inverting every single item on it - then restoring the photo to its correct orientation.

I think there's enough going on upstairs without my input, it's an ongoing comedy/trainwreck show.

We get supplied lunch every Friday at 12:15, last week it was a variety of Gourmet Salad's, at noon she ducks out to the same shop that supplies us and bought a Gourmet salad, then she complains almost daily how broke she is.

Walks in at 7:30am every day drinking a huge red bull can and a packet of twisties, pretty much lives on 3 packets of twisties a day, all from the vending machine.

One big bag from Coles would cost less than piddly bags she buys constantly.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:05 pm
by Grenville
The expression on the face of a senior manager when he turned round today to see me zipping up standing over his coffee.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:22 pm
by carey
Roo belting John Hastings around on the bounce. Sums The Duke up really. Lol

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:23 pm
by The Dark Knight
carey wrote:Roo belting John Hastings around on the bounce. Sums The Duke up really. Lol
Roo can play! Legend.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:50 pm
by johntheclaret
Grenville wrote:The expression on the face of a senior manager when he turned round today to see me zipping up standing over his coffee.

I’m tempted to ask....... but I’m not sure I want to hear the answer :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:15 pm
by Grenville
johntheclaret wrote:
Grenville wrote:The expression on the face of a senior manager when he turned round today to see me zipping up standing over his coffee.

I’m tempted to ask....... but I’m not sure I want to hear the answer :D


Didn't dunk the donger in, just wanted to make him think I'd given the top a decent smear. He wasn't pissed off, just very stunned.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:32 pm
by Pseudo

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:10 am
by Booney
Pseudo wrote:I feel bad for laughing, but:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/b ... de/9840026


He's taunting the crocodile......and now he's gone.