Things that you rate!

[White Line Fever]

Getting a $5/hr payrise on second day if new job

[whufc]

Steve Smith SMOKIN EM!!

[The Sleeping Giant]

Steve Smith SMOKIN EM!!

Poles?

[whufc]

Steve Smith SMOKIN EM!!

Poles?

Poles, lollies and Runs

[The Sleeping Giant]

Drop him. Can't go on and make a big score.

[whufc]

Drop him. Can't go on and make a big score.

Agree!!!! Starc is gone as well, who else from nsw can we pick

[The Sleeping Giant]

8 is enough.

[Magpiespower]

Switching channels to Wedding Crashers seconds before Chazz Reinhold's big scene.

MA, MEATLOAF! F@#K!

Never gets old...

[woodublieve12]

Footy Flashbacks today

[rd]

Just a reminder from the first page of this thread. Thanks to Dogwatcher for the prompting:

I rate Tit Monday:

This put it best. I didn't write it, for those who thought I did but i'll claim it if you want me to:

"Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now...

That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls. But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside the pub after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make."

Is it now the end of the season??

[gadj1976]

I rate opening up a letter advising me that an organisation has "found" 8000 bucks in my name from 12 years ago.

Bring it on!!!!

[pels]

Vanilla Ice cream with homemade limoncello, very nice

[Psyber]

I rate opening up a letter advising me that an organisation has "found" 8000 bucks in my name from 12 years ago.
Bring it on!!!!

Just don't fall for their offer to recover it for you for an upfront fee.
If it exists, either as "lost" Superannuation, or a forgotten bank account, it will be possible to find it and recover it for free.

I had one of those contacts, a few years ago, but I knew it was fake because I'd already done all the checks after receiving an earlier one.

[Squids]

Scam alert

beep beep beep

[Johno6]

It isn't the money the late sir winston the III has left you is it?

[HH3]

Just downloading Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped from Playstation Network...

Probably not going to rate it tomorrow when Im at work running on 2 hours sleep though

[The Dark Knight]

Just downloading Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped from Playstation Network...

Probably not going to rate it tomorrow when Im at work running on 2 hours sleep though

Get around it, legendary game. Been planning to download that for awhile and I reckon I will after I download and play Tony Hawks Pro Skater off the PSN.

[The Dark Knight]

Finally getting back into playing footy yesterday.

[Sky Pilot]

Monday. The end of my working week.

[HH3]

Just downloading Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped from Playstation Network...

Probably not going to rate it tomorrow when Im at work running on 2 hours sleep though

Get around it, legendary game. Been planning to download that for awhile and I reckon I will after I download and play Tony Hawks Pro Skater off the PSN.

I did the first 6 levels, finishing with beating Tiny before bed last night. Its amazing how I remember the levels still, and I was about 11 or 12 last time I played it.

I only had a $30 PSN card, so trying to get as many good games as I can out of it. I got Syndicate Wars which I loved as a kid, but its a bit dodge now, and I got the first Driver.

Im thinking about getting Tekken 2...or Tomb Raider...

decisions decisions