Things that give you the sh1ts

[Ian]

bloody indian telemarketers, calling from India on a fuzzy broken line who say they are calling from Australia.

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those telemarketers who ring up and when the phone goes through to the answering machine dont say or do anything for 30 seconds before hangin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 yo son answered the phone a few weeks ago to be greeted by a Indian tele marketer, in his best indian accent he replied "can't you see I'm sitting next to you you great baboon"

[Dogwatcher]

I was with a mate the other week, he answered his phone and told the marketer something along the lines of "sorry mate, my husband deals with all the bills" to which the marketer asked if he could speak to him and he said "he's actually tied up at the moment *giggle*". He said the silence on the other end of the line was priceless.

[Dogwatcher]

This is giving me the shits: my Limewire doesn't seem to be working. I searched for BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and The Misfits and couldn't get a match for any of them!

Also...it's not me, but this gave my wife the sh*ts yesterday. My puppy's not fully toilet trained and he has a favourite spot in the lounge. Unfortunately my wife had left an open DVD cover on the spot and he released a chocolate hostage all over it.
The DVDs don't belong to her. Funnily enough - the series is Desperate Housewives. A better critique of the program I couldn't have delivered myself!

[smac]

1. Birthday parties for a 2 year old, that turn into late-night drinking binges.

2. Kids that wake up early to spite parents that were up late drinking...

[locky801]

This is giving me the shits: my Limewire doesn't seem to be working. I searched for BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and The Misfits and couldn't get a match for any of them!

Just to make your day DW, just tried my Limewire for your stuff above and all came up for me

[Mic]

Driving behind cars that are pouring out black smoke from their exhausts. On the way home I changed lanes to get away from driving behind one only to get stuck behind another one!

[Dogwatcher]

This is giving me the shits: my Limewire doesn't seem to be working. I searched for BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and The Misfits and couldn't get a match for any of them!

Just to make your day DW, just tried my Limewire for your stuff above and all came up for me

You're joking me!!!!!

My wife reckons Limewire's tightened up and she's getting less of it. so we're looking for another download service.

[magpie in the 80's]

DW answering questions in any quiz one at a time

[Dogwatcher]

Sorry.

Just trying to get 'em in before anyone else answers

[magpie in the 80's]

Sorry.

Just trying to get 'em in before anyone else answers

BEST WAY IS LIKE LEAPING LINDNER DOES IT

JUST HIT QUOTE AND PUT YOUR ANSWERS IN

UNLESS

YOUR TRYING TO UP YOUR POST COUNT

[mighty_tiger_79]

thats what MAL does

anything to try and catch Wedgie

[magpie in the 80's]

thats what MAL does

anything to try and catch Wedgie

WEDGIE>>>>>>DAYLIGHT>>>>>>MAL>>>>>>THE REST OFSAFOOTY

[Dutchy]

getting run out at cricket when seeing the ball like a watermelon and a ton is in your eyes...

[locky801]

Getting up after only 2 hours sleep and driving to the servo to get the Sunday Mail only to see a pub well ablaze, now that really did sh1t me off

[locky801]

This is giving me the shits: my Limewire doesn't seem to be working. I searched for BDP, A Tribe Called Quest and The Misfits and couldn't get a match for any of them!

Just to make your day DW, just tried my Limewire for your stuff above and all came up for me

You're joking me!!!!!

My wife reckons Limewire's tightened up and she's getting less of it. so we're looking for another download service.

Not joking and I haven't been having any probs at all with it

[another grub]

getting knocked back.

[overloaded]

is that at home or Hanson Rd AG?

[Mr66]

People who dawdle and take up all the room in a supermarket aisle with
their trolleys and bratty kids.

[Footy Chick]

Bratty Kids full stop

[smac]

Spinsters...

Late nights at work followed by early mornings at work.