Things that give you the sh1ts

[Strawb]

Gastro ...... Literally

not a good thing stuck to the bowl. Remember always check the bowl for clingwrap.

[fisho mcspaz]

The doctor today. He said 'You have TMJ dysfunction' which I worked out for myself about two months ago. 'I will give you some Brufen.' Add that to the other five boxes of Brufen I've been prescribed. If I didn't have kids I'd be looking into euthanasia, my quality of life is seriously not worth it.

[JAS]

A thrilling bus ride back from town on thick snow because other morons try to drive the way they usually do especially the white van that pulled out in front of the bus with litterally inches to spare...emergency braking on snow and wheeling spinning to get going again might be fun in a car but not a bus. I'd already walked through 6 inch deep snow (in the town centre ) to get from the supermaket to the bus station with 3 bags of groceries...I don't need thrilling bus rides...if I want thrilling I'll take up bungy jumping.

Regards
JAS

[Johno6]

sugar free lollies....literally.
if u eat too many it ends up not good.....
its such a win/lose situation

[Booney]

David Rodans LARS ligament "fraying" and needing to be re done.

[Lunchcutter]

Posters on SA footy that refuse to read their posts as others would read them ..... FFS some people need to re-think and sometimes even re-post their self obsessed, negative and often highly offensive dribble. FFS my life isn't all roses either but see me only thinking of myself and posting the carp that will only serve the purpose of depressing fellow posters ... WTFU

[Thiele]

People always complaing that they arent nominated for the Annual Awards Day this Friday. Its just like a broken record

[Footy Chick]

People always complaing that they arent nominated for the Annual Awards Day this Friday. Its just like a broken record

Were you nominated Thiele?

[Gingernuts]

Females being bitchy to each other.

My brother and sister in law are about to go overseas for 8 weeks to Europe.

Mrs Gingernuts has a bee in her bonnet because she thinks they (and sis-in-law in particular) have only decided to do it because we did a similar trip not 6 months ago.

This may well be the case - but who cares?? We had a great holiday, I couldn't give a shit what they do, it's their life.

Now she's getting cranky because I want to catch up with them before they leave. Might be time for some 'healthy' discussion tonight I think.

[Thiele]

People always complaing that they arent nominated for the Annual Awards Day this Friday. Its just like a broken record

Were you nominated Thiele?

No.

[Booney]

Females being bitchy to each other.

My brother and sister in law are about to go overseas for 8 weeks to Europe.

Mrs Gingernuts has a bee in her bonnet because she thinks they (and sis-in-law in particular) have only decided to do it because we did a similar trip not 6 months ago.

This may well be the case - but who cares?? We had a great holiday, I couldn't give a **** what they do, it's their life.

Now she's getting cranky because I want to catch up with them before they leave. Might be time for some 'healthy' discussion tonight I think.

How dare they go and see your Europe...

[Gingernuts]

Females being bitchy to each other.

My brother and sister in law are about to go overseas for 8 weeks to Europe.

Mrs Gingernuts has a bee in her bonnet because she thinks they (and sis-in-law in particular) have only decided to do it because we did a similar trip not 6 months ago.

This may well be the case - but who cares?? We had a great holiday, I couldn't give a **** what they do, it's their life.

Now she's getting cranky because I want to catch up with them before they leave. Might be time for some 'healthy' discussion tonight I think.

How dare they go and see your Europe...

Exactly!

[mighty_tiger_79]

get the cameras rolling, could be worth you-tubing

[dedja]

Females being bitchy to each other.

Tell me about it ... I live with 4 of them.

[JK]

Optus ... Sign up for a deal that's supposed to cost $99 per month including $0 for phone calls (except international, which isn't applicable for us anyway) and 50gb Internet D/L (shaped, no excess use charge).

First bill arrives in the mail today ... $365 .. WTF?!?!

[LMA]

Optus ... Sign up for a deal that's supposed to cost $99 per month including $0 for phone calls (except international, which isn't applicable for us anyway) and 50gb Internet D/L (shaped, no excess use charge).

First bill arrives in the mail today ... $365 .. WTF?!?!

Is that one of the fusion deals? Calls to mobiles attract rates unless your calling an optus service mobile than it's free (so to speak) otherwise I can't see how it cost that much.

[Dutchy]

Facebook suggesting I be friends with Centrals players...no I dont want to "friend" a Gowans

[JK]

Optus ... Sign up for a deal that's supposed to cost $99 per month including $0 for phone calls (except international, which isn't applicable for us anyway) and 50gb Internet D/L (shaped, no excess use charge).

First bill arrives in the mail today ... $365 .. WTF?!?!

Is that one of the fusion deals? Calls to mobiles attract rates unless your calling an optus service mobile than it's free (so to speak) otherwise I can't see how it cost that much.

Yeah it is mate, the sales bloke explicitly told me calls to ANY (service providers) local, domestic or mobile wouldnt attract a charge.

Given we've only had the phone on for about 20 days and made bugger all calls, Im not sure where this level of charge comes from anyway but I means to find out .. **** I hate the Telco's!!

[bayman]

Facebook suggesting I be friends with Centrals players...no I dont want to "friend" a Gowans

why not ? you might be able to get the real side & not the named paper side which will help our punting dutchy

[Media Park]

Getting the flu. AGAIN.