Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

Girls who post/ live by this mantra:

"I'm selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

Is it just me or does that sound like a license to be a b**ch?

Works for me

I would remind the ladies that it is a two way street.

My response?

"I play footy and cricket, so unless you're involved, forget Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights,
At least once a week, I play cards and drink with the boys.
Occasionally I will come home smashed and embarrass you in front of your friends/family.
But...
I will love you enough to know that you accept me for who I am
Not who someone tells you I should be."

[(S)aintbackline]

Me. I am an idiot. This bloke came around from some electricity company and tried to sell me on it, said they were cheaper than AGL. He gave me a contract, which I signed because he said 'It doesn't mean you agree to the terms, it just saves me coming around again to get your signature IF you decide to go with us.' I was supposed to call them if I agreed. Well, I got a phone call from AGL today saying that this other mob have requested AGL disconnect me and transfer my meter to THEM. I told AGL to block the transfer, which they've done, BUT now I may get charged a 'reconnection' fee by AGL.

Had one of these blokes come and knock on the door not long ago...he did his whole speech, so I filled in the forms and chatted for about 20mins giving him a totally false name and even adress (poor bloke didnt know the difference between Willaston and Evaston) got to the end and he asked for me to sign it after I got my current bills...I closed the door told him Id be back in a minute, then went out the back and finished my beer. Silly bloke stood there for a good 15 minutes waiting until Mrs brod came home and told him we werent interested

HAHAHA ROR I have a do not knock sign on my door. I am now on my forth one. Best one recently was a guy trying to get me to sell my house all he kept telling me was how much I could get not interested in my I don't want to sell.

Last time this happened i just told the guy I was braking in to the house, he left and didnt even call the police

[dedja]

Last time this happened i just told the guy I was braking in to the house, he left and didnt even call the police

He called the school principal instead and ordered more spelling lessons ...

[Media Park]

Child Support, a former housemate (not the horror one but nearly as close), and Telstra...

All up, I became $3200 in debt today, and I don't think I am responsible for any of it...

Add VISA (although my fault) and ATO...
Now up to ten grand I owe people... I'm just going to jail when it all hits the fan people...

[mighty_tiger_79]

ouch mp

u need to chat with croc dundee bout ato

[The Ash Man]

fun police...

got chatted to by our area manager today about my 'lack of professionalism' in my internal emails.

Apparently some other site managers didn't like this email...

Hello boys and girls,
I have an employer that needs a fridgey.

Qualifications and a license pretty much it.

I’m sure it’s a tough one to fill, see how you go.

Unsure of payrate, location is Hectorville.

Thanks ya’ll,

NG

the offended parties went straight to the state operations manager instead of me, my site manager or my area manager...

Neither area manager or state ops manager cared, but I have to change my method of comms now apparently so as to not offend people...

What is this world coming to?!?

Wouldnt be All Seasons would it NG?

[dedja]

That i cant reverse out of a carpark

Here's some of Thiele's best work ...

[mickey]

That i cant reverse out of a carpark

Here's some of Thiele's best work ...

[mighty_tiger_79]

simply energy knocking on my door at 2-45pm on a satdee arvo in the middle of punting and cricket

surely the indian from last week didnt get the message

this guy sure did

[Dutchy]

A fractured scaphoid bone

Ouch, my wife did the same on our Qld holiday this year, not fun...

[Lunchcutter]

Child Support, a former housemate (not the horror one but nearly as close), and Telstra...

All up, I became $3200 in debt today, and I don't think I am responsible for any of it...

Add VISA (although my fault) and ATO...
Now up to ten grand I owe people... I'm just going to jail when it all hits the fan people...

mate ... seriously ...... all of us (well the majority of us) owe ... dont sweat it, you can only do what you can do

[Mr66]

At the moment, Melbourne's weather

[Big Phil]

Sunday nights, knowing you gotta go to work tomorrow morning...

[White Line Fever]

Sunday nights, knowing you gotta go to work tomorrow morning...

The 'W' word is forbidden in my house on Sundays...

[fisho mcspaz]

Getting the worst motherf***ing headache today and not being able to do anything about it until Thursday - my doctor isn't in until then, and of the other three doctors, two are booked out all week and the third is a complete dickwad, if I go and see him about it he'll say 'And what do you think it might be?' or 'What would you like me to do about it?' He will then remark, off-topic, 'That's a very high dose of Zoloft you're on' (it is the standard dose for depression) and finally he'll conclude with 'Well, I'll write you a script for Panadeine Forte then.' When Mr McSpaz dislocated his elbow he had to see this doctor to get a certificate and the doctor said 'That's a very unusual injury' and went and looked it up in a medical book.

[Motorboat]

The Poms!

[nuggety goodness]

Wouldnt be All Seasons would it NG?

yes it would be, you work there mate?

My email was internal, trying to find a fridgey for them... Blokes keep losing their license apparently...

Any fridgeys jump on it, tell them I sent ya!

[custardarm]

Sunday nights, knowing you gotta go to work tomorrow morning...

oh so not everyone has an rdo tomorrow

[The Ash Man]

Wouldnt be All Seasons would it NG?

yes it would be, you work there mate?

My email was internal, trying to find a fridgey for them... Blokes keep losing their license apparently...

Any fridgeys jump on it, tell them I sent ya!

Na my brother is a subbie for them

[CoverKing]

Gastro ...... Literally