Things that you rate!

[Squids]

you might say the secret ingredient is salt

[RustyCage]

I rate my wife's cooking. She makes the simple things look like magic.

Rissoles! Seasoning!

Looks like everyone's kicked a goal

[HH3]

Our GM getting more slack every day and letting us leave earlier and earlier.

[Failed Creation]

I rate my wife's cooking. She makes the simple things look like magic.

Rissoles! Seasoning!

Looks like everyone's kicked a goal

Her cooking really is like that, I'm a lucky bloke.

[helicopterking]

Rolling 1 of my father in laws cigarette butts in tobasco sauce. He goes home unaware, takes note that a very end has a red ring around the butt, but smokes it anyway! Starts sweating, lips go numb, tears in the eyes for 10min or so. Rings the cigarette company and claims that he had an allergic reaction to their cigarette, and they tell him to send the butts into the company for analysis, which he does.
For the whole time he has been hoping that he may recieve some form of compensation, mostly because he is a tight arse, only to be told by his son weeks later what i had done to it.
Intense anger follows for the last week or so, but i get a phone call saying that i have to write an apology letter to the cigarette company, but give it to him for him to send, because they have told him that he tried to exploit them to gain benifits. I think its a genuine poor attempt to reverse the joke and in noway am i bothering. This attempt makes me laugh even harder.

[heater31]

Rolling 1 of my father in laws cigarette butts in tobasco sauce. He goes home unaware, takes note that a very end has a red ring around the butt, but smokes it anyway! Starts sweating, lips go numb, tears in the eyes for 10min or so. Rings the cigarette company and claims that he had an allergic reaction to their cigarette, and they tell him to send the butts into the company for analysis, which he does.
For the whole time he has been hoping that he may recieve some form of compensation, mostly because he is a tight arse, only to be told by his son weeks later what i had done to it.
Intense anger follows for the last week or so, but i get a phone call saying that i have to write an apology letter to the cigarette company, but give it to him for him to send, because they have told him that he tried to exploit them to gain benifits. I think its a genuine poor attempt to reverse the joke and in noway am i bothering. This attempt makes me laugh even harder.

Nope He can't accept that you have stitched him up

Don't leave any pens lying around the house though

[DOC]

Doe's he really want the letter for the cigarette company or is he contemplating an assault charge or similar?

[helicopterking]

Doe's he really want the letter for the cigarette company or is he contemplating an assault charge or similar?

haha good point, he reckons they told him i have to send them an apology for them to accept it. Why would they even bother, he didnt ask for anything

[DOC]

I take it things have been better than now?

[Wedgie]

Farting in the shower. One of life's pleasures.

[CENTURION]

Farting in the shower. One of life's pleasures.

especially first thing in the morning! I gather soooo much wind during the night....rather acrid too, I might add!

[Failed Creation]

Farting in the shower. One of life's pleasures.

Almost as good as a Dutch Oven, but yes, it is indeed a majestic thing to let one rip in the shower.

[dedja]

Doesn't compare with the bath ...

[OnSong]

I rate my wife's cooking. She makes the simple things look like magic.

Rissoles! Seasoning!

Looks like everyone's kicked a goal

Haha. Classic line.

[CENTURION]

Doesn't compare with the bath ...

the odour multiplies once filtered through bathwater.

[dedja]

Woooohoooo ... she's finally left!

Gee thanks, we get one day to ourselves.

[cheetah]

Deciding what me and my little girl are going 2 dress up as, when we go 2 watch the hobbit! The tough decisions in life!

[Failed Creation]

Deciding what me and my little girl are going 2 dress up as, when we go 2 watch the hobbit! The tough decisions in life!

Casual, loose fitting clothes would be the best bet.

[Pseudo]

Deciding what me and my little girl are going 2 dress up as, when we go 2 watch the hobbit! The tough decisions in life!

Dress up as trekkies and act all confused when the main feature starts.

[Strawb]

Deciding what me and my little girl are going 2 dress up as, when we go 2 watch the hobbit! The tough decisions in life!

Dress up as trekkies and act all confused when the main feature starts.