Things that make you laugh

[Choccies]

Going to the little boys room at work and walking in to the sounds of someone trying to give birth to a hippo inside one of the cubicles....

[Booney]

awork colleague who took something i had said to myself personally and threatening me with equipment

They threaten to suck you off with the vacuum?

"Oh yeah, I dare ya....!"

[mighty_tiger_79]

they wanted to pick me up with the rubbish tongs

[mighty_tiger_79]

awork colleague who took something i had said to myself personally and threatening me with equipment

They threaten to suck you off with the vacuum?

what were you thinking??

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/car-ramme ... 5937489187

[Drop Bear]

what were you thinking??

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/car-ramme ... 5937489187

Running late for check-in?

[Johno6]

when people write "UM" in a msg.....

u shouldnt need to.. its a msg u can just think and then type.

[Media Park]

when people write "UM" in a msg.....

u shouldnt need to.. its a msg u can just think and then type.

Umm... Dutch Oven...

Had a laugh today.

A month or so ago Godfreys came into town, selling their vacuums really cheap.

So all the "regular" customers ditched the local retailers, and bought these cheap machines.

Today, towards the end of a shocking day, some lady calls up, complaining about her vacuum (not a brand we sold).

Asked her a couple of leading questions, and yep, Godfreys!

So... "I am REALLY sorry ma'am, but it appears I cannot assist you today."

"But why not?"

"You didn't purchase that machine from us, and we have never sold that brand."

"But you sell vacuums?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Well why can't you help me?"

"Because you didn't purchase the unit from us."

"Well... Errr... Uhhh... Maybe I should have bought a vacuum here."

"Yes, ma'am."

[Strawb]

Reading the quote are the Poms and Kiwis fed up hearing Advance Australia Fair like the rest of Australia is few up hearing Good Old Collingwood forever.

[Media Park]

There is a facebook group about giving Gary Putland a Sheffield Shield match.

This quote had tears coming out of my eyes.

not too sure what the Sheffield Shield is, but if Gary wants one, Gary should get one! Who do I have to call to make this happen?

[nuggety goodness]

Have a read of this, the bit that makes me laugh is the mother expects to be compensated!!! What the heck for, you donated the thing...

ridiculous!!!


A mother is demanding compensation from an aquarium in Florida after she and her son watched an alligator eat a pet turtle her son donated moments earlier.

Brenda Guthrie said her eight-year-old boy Colton is traumatised by the incident — after they heard the crunch of the turtle's shell as the alligator devoured the pet.

"He was jumping up and down, screaming," Mrs Guthrie told the Northwest Florida Daily News.


"He was shouting, 'Oh no, alligator, let it go!'"

Colton had decided to give the turtle, a red-eared slider called Tomalina, to the aquarium last week because it had outgrown its pen.

They chose the Gulfarium on Okaloosa Island because officials there would allow Colton to visit Tomalina.

Two other turtles were living with Gracie the alligator, which had been fed moments before the incident.

"It’s horrible for a little kid to have to see that," said the Gulfarium's general manager Don Abrams.

"That’s not unusual to put sliders in the same exhibit. (The alligators) have never eaten a turtle in the exhibit before.

"It’s just Murphy’s law that nature would take over right then."

The aquarium offered Colton a free visit to meet the dolphins, but his mother is demanding further compensation.

[Drop Bear]

Have a read of this, the bit that makes me laugh is the mother expects to be compensated!!! What the heck for, you donated the thing...

ridiculous!!!


A mother is demanding compensation from an aquarium in Florida after she and her son watched an alligator eat a pet turtle her son donated moments earlier.

Brenda Guthrie said her eight-year-old boy Colton is traumatised by the incident — after they heard the crunch of the turtle's shell as the alligator devoured the pet.

"He was jumping up and down, screaming," Mrs Guthrie told the Northwest Florida Daily News.


"He was shouting, 'Oh no, alligator, let it go!'"

Colton had decided to give the turtle, a red-eared slider called Tomalina, to the aquarium last week because it had outgrown its pen.

They chose the Gulfarium on Okaloosa Island because officials there would allow Colton to visit Tomalina.

Two other turtles were living with Gracie the alligator, which had been fed moments before the incident.

"It’s horrible for a little kid to have to see that," said the Gulfarium's general manager Don Abrams.

"That’s not unusual to put sliders in the same exhibit. (The alligators) have never eaten a turtle in the exhibit before.

"It’s just Murphy’s law that nature would take over right then."

The aquarium offered Colton a free visit to meet the dolphins, but his mother is demanding further compensation.

Tell the mother to get ******!

[Rik E Boy]

not too sure what the Sheffield Shield is, but if Gary wants one, Gary should get one! Who do I have to call to make this happen?

Can't be from NSW then!

regards,

REB

[fisho mcspaz]

We just got Angus' class photos back. Everyone is smiling nicely except for Angus, who is grinning with one eye squinted up like Popeye.

[GWW]

Did he have spinach the morning the photo was taken?

[fisho mcspaz]

Did he have spinach the morning the photo was taken?

hehehe no, he's only an imitation Popeye! Won't touch spinach, says it looks like green poo. I suppose that's a fair enough call.

[GWW]

Hehe, I reckon i know where he got his sense of humour from

[The Dark Knight]

Pure Pwnage- A new show on ABC 2 that's on Monday nights. It's a mockumentary about a pro gamer who calls himself 'The Pwner'. His mate, 'FPS Dave' cracks me up!

[nuggety goodness]

Pure Pwnage- A new show on ABC 2 that's on Monday nights. It's a mockumentary about a pro gamer who calls himself 'The Pwner'. His mate, 'FPS Dave' cracks me up!

What is the origin of the term Pwn... i understand the use, but not the source...

My only thought is that someone went to write 'i owned you' (or something of the likes) and hit the 'P' instead of the 'O'...

[The Dark Knight]

Pure Pwnage- A new show on ABC 2 that's on Monday nights. It's a mockumentary about a pro gamer who calls himself 'The Pwner'. His mate, 'FPS Dave' cracks me up!

What is the origin of the term Pwn... i understand the use, but not the source...

My only thought is that someone went to write 'i owned you' (or something of the likes) and hit the 'P' instead of the 'O'...

I'm not sure NG, I don't use the term but I understand it's use. Might be worth looking up!

[Media Park]

Pure Pwnage- A new show on ABC 2 that's on Monday nights. It's a mockumentary about a pro gamer who calls himself 'The Pwner'. His mate, 'FPS Dave' cracks me up!

What is the origin of the term Pwn... i understand the use, but not the source...

My only thought is that someone went to write 'i owned you' (or something of the likes) and hit the 'P' instead of the 'O'...

I heard the same thing.