Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:00 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:WHINGING KIDS. I know this is awful but I really wish they'd just SHUT UP FOR FIVE MINUTES. :evil:


You can get yours back in about 30 years when they have grown up and moved out, then you can give them a nightly call and whinge to them about everything in the world, until then they own you :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:01 pm

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Booney wrote:Flat one's in the middle of the road are my favourites.


x2 Booney. 8)


X 3 lads.

Actually this gives me the shits. The fact that cats don't have to be registered and bloody unresponsible owners letting the bastards roam around the neighbourhood.

If your cat roams across my backyard;

1. I hope my registered dog eats the ****.
2. I hope the baseball I ping at it knocks it's ******* head off.
3. I hope it gets hit by a car when I chase the ******* thing out of the yard.

Lock ya ******* cats up. They're yours. No one else's. ******* cats.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:16 pm

I get a bit annoyed with people who blame cats for just being cats rather than the irresponsible owners.

I like cats, but in the last 20 years the cats my wife and I owned lived inside and were not allowed to roam and hunt.
The King Parrots in the Dandenongs used to tap on the glass door to the verandah and tease the Siamese cat we had there.
We occasionally took her out on a lead, and once or twice she managed to push a screen off the Laundry window until I worked out how to fix it permanently - by putting some screws through the frame.
[The type of catch it had was never going to work reliably.]

We also had dogs all that time, and they got along fine with the cats.
The geese we had at one stage were another story..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:21 pm

See you're responsible Psyber. Not giving me the shits there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:55 pm

Psyber wrote:I get a bit annoyed with people who blame cats for just being cats rather than the irresponsible owners.
We also had dogs all that time, and they got along fine with the cats.
The geese we had at one stage were another story..


Thank you for teh correection Psyber! ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:58 pm

the news my mate gave me before
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:02 pm

F***ING HEADACHES. GO AWAY!!!!! I literally just ran straight into the back door just to see if the pain would detract from my headache. It didn't. I hope the physio tonight is a miracle worker.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:21 pm

Strawb wrote:the news my mate gave me before


Hope everything's ohkay, Strawb... :)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:37 pm

Media Park wrote:
Strawb wrote:the news my mate gave me before


Hope everything's ohkay, Strawb... :)

It is about his job man.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:12 pm

People who have never done my job or know nothing about how to do my job, that still try and tell me how to do it :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:27 am

and so they should if you arent doing it right..... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:18 am

at work... people who...

- instead of using the last bit of milk, open up a new one and leave the one with hardly any or no milk in it in the fridge.

- who use the sauce and dont clean the end of it so it has all that built up hard crap on it when i go to use it.

- who dont clean up after themselves or wash their dishes and hope someone else will do it.

- my boss.

To Be Continued
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:53 am

SJABC wrote:
Media Park wrote:
Booney wrote:Flat one's in the middle of the road are my favourites.


x2 Booney. 8)


X 3 lads.

Actually this gives me the shits. The fact that cats don't have to be registered and bloody unresponsible owners letting the bastards roam around the neighbourhood.

If your cat roams across my backyard;

1. I hope my registered dog eats the ****.
2. I hope the baseball I ping at it knocks it's ******* head off.
3. I hope it gets hit by a car when I chase the ******* thing out of the yard.

Lock ya ******* cats up. They're yours. No one else's. ******* cats.


I had a situation where a cat came into my yard and my two dogs chased it back to the cats owners house where the owner came out and grabbed their cat and had a go at me for my dogs being on their property!!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:18 am

Johno6 wrote:at work... people who...


To Be Continued


- managers that ring me about absolutely day-to-day mundane stuff when i can't get answers for huge problems
- managers that are sh!t but have full guys for their errors
- people who know what they are doing, but are too lazy to do it and make you do it
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:19 am

My best mate's neighbours' cat got into her yard, where her dogs broke its neck and ate half of it. She and her neighbours have not been on good terms since then. Still, what can you do? Her dogs didn't go into the neighbours' yard and eat the cat, the cat came into THEIR territory.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:35 am

White Line Fever wrote:
Johno6 wrote:at work... people who...


To Be Continued


- managers that ring me about absolutely day-to-day mundane stuff when i can't get answers for huge problems
- managers that are sh!t but have full guys for their errors
- people who know what they are doing, but are too lazy to do it and make you do it



couldnt agree more...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:44 am

White Line Fever wrote:
Johno6 wrote:at work... people who...


To Be Continued


- managers that ring me about absolutely day-to-day mundane stuff when i can't get answers for huge problems
- managers that are sh!t but have full guys for their errors
- people who know what they are doing, but are too lazy to do it and make you do it


For all I know, you could be me. :shock:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:09 pm

Johno6 wrote:at work... people who...

- instead of using the last bit of milk, open up a new one and leave the one with hardly any or no milk in it in the fridge.

- who use the sauce and dont clean the end of it so it has all that built up hard crap on it when i go to use it.

- who dont clean up after themselves or wash their dishes and hope someone else will do it.

- my boss.

To Be Continued


I hate it when people use their used teaspoon to get sugar out, I don't want friggin pre-mix.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:41 pm

i dont use sugar anymore for obvious reasons...
but when i did, i used to hate seeing coffee in the sugar. as i cannot stand sugar!
especially if ya putting it on cereal etc
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:28 am

...the fact that a greedy, fat, prossie loving, scouser is considered more important than a lad dying for his country who would have been earning less than 1% of his obscene wages...screw you Rooney :evil:

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