Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:28 am

When you work your butt off so that you can get the gardening done, then sit down for an hour to watch the cricket before your days get overtaken and.............the bloody Christmas pageant's on!!!!!!

Not only is it on the station which is covering the cricket! But it's also on the ABC radio!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:36 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:When you work your butt off so that you can get the gardening done, then sit down for an hour to watch the cricket before your days get overtaken and.............the bloody Christmas pageant's on!!!!!!

Not only is it on the station which is covering the cricket! But it's also on the ABC radio!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil:

God that's early - are they trying to trick people into shopping for Christmas twice! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby another grub » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:16 pm

punting on soccer...... FFS....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:57 pm

Tram drivers.
I think I have already posted this.....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby rogernumber10 » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:26 pm

Booze buses on freeways.

It's great when you are doing a regulation 100 on the freeway and you nearly drive into the back of 147 cars when you round a bend and suddenly there is four lanes melding into one so we can be tested.

No argument about the importance of the testing but way to potentially create a massive accident guys, well done.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby another grub » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:06 pm

not being allowed tro drink and drive
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:44 am

you are alowed to drink and drive.
you are not allowed to get caught.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:58 am

Being caught drink driving
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sam_goUUUdogs » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:46 am

Having ''P'' plates and having to have a 0.00 Alcohol reading :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:05 am

Tourists who can't work out how to use the ticket vending machines at Circular Quay railway station.

If I miss another train...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:04 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Tourists who can't work out how to use the ticket vending machines at Circular Quay railway station.

If I miss another train...

Chernobyl!



Yeah, Sydney's just great isn't it? LOL.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby sturtpeter » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:18 pm

The inappropriateness of the 1978 Grand Final.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:36 pm

People that end each post with...
"go U Blues"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:44 pm

You missed this :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby sturtpeter » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:47 pm

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names and inappropriateness won't hurt me.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:50 pm

Well, apparently inappropriateness does, as judged by the fact a grand final loss in the 70s still gives you the pips. :wink:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:15 pm

Back on topic...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:44 pm

People who put threads back on topic :wink:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:48 pm

I thought I brought it back on topic whilst keeping it off topic. Either way, it's quite topical.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby silicone skyline » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:50 pm

Leaning on a fart and nearly shitting my pants.
Very sneaky arse, but still alert enough.
Just. :twisted:
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