Strange Family Names Given To People

[lesthemechanic]

What about Adelaides famous Dr. David David. Why would you give your kid the same first name as his surname....that's weird.

[Jimmy_041]

I used to work with a Lauren Cock. We had to change her email address because the spam filters didn't have a sense of humour and she never received any emails.

Funny thing is that she took her married name ... why would you do that?

Well you do have to take some when you get married

Mind mentioning that to my missus?

Show her this:

Charla Muller gives husband a year's worth of sex for his 40th birthday

A US woman has written a book about the unusual gift she gave her husband for his 40th birthday - 365 nights of sex.

High-flying PR exec Charla Muller, from North Carolina, hit upon the idea for her salesman husband Brad, now 42, and has written a book about the year.

Here's some of the excerpts printed in The Sun:

"When I offered my husband sex every day for a year to celebrate his 40th birthday he literally fell over. After hearing the words, Brad slipped on a toy on the floor and landed with a thud. As I had spent so long thinking about an exciting present that I thought he would love, I was confident he would say yes. But to my astonishment, Brad refused my offer. He said: “It’s a great idea, I just don’t think you really mean it.”

Being intimate at night meant we worked better as a couple during the day. Our house ran better because we were more agreeable. Having sex regularly made me start looking around, wondering who else was getting good loving. Is it the good-looking women or the regular mums — like me?

Looks can be very deceiving. Sometimes I don’t shave my legs and have stinky breath, but Brad still finds me sexy.

I worried our sex every day arrangement may become a routine, like brushing my teeth or having a shower. On the third month, Brad had to call it a day during one session. “We’ve been doing it for 88 days straight,” he said. “I don’t think I have it in me. After all, there’s always tomorrow.”

After six months of the gift, we both worried whether it was possible to keep things new and exciting. I didn’t have the energy to constantly spice things up. Before, just having sex was new and exciting. Now we had to turn it up a notch to get out of the land of run-of-the-mill sex, to the kingdom of earth-shattering, wake-the-neighbours sex.

But we were nearing the end of our agreement, and although all I wanted to do was crawl under the covers and go to sleep, I realised: Sometimes you gotta do it when you just don’t want to.
It was just like spending Christmas with your in-laws or cheering on a football team you couldn’t care less about. “Let’s get on with it,” I muttered to Brad. “Just close your eyes.” Brad sighed, and did just that.

The day after Brad’s 41st birthday I was giddy with excitement, relieved and ebullient that I didn’t have to have sex every day. I bounced around the house, singing: “I did it, I did it,” under my breath.

I was deeply satisfied that I had carried the present through."

Edited extracts from 365 Nights, by Charla Muller. Published by John Blake.

[dedja]

LOL

Haven't had that much action over 18 years.

So, 2 chances, buckleys and ...

[Jimmy_041]

Being intimate at night meant we worked better as a couple during the day. Our house ran better because we were more agreeable. Having sex regularly made me start looking around, wondering who else was getting good loving. Is it the good-looking women or the regular mums — like me?

Show her this first....

[dedja]

Mate, when I had the snip and the quack told me how many times it took to clear the plumbing out, I told him that it would take 3 years, not 3 months.

The legend offered to write a medical certificate to my wife to make her put out more!

[Jimmy_041]

10 years on......I'm still wondering...

[dedja]

10 years on......I'm still wondering...

[Johnny Bowla]

There is a bloke in my town called Richard Anus (its prenounced Annaz). But he gets called Dick Bum

[dedja]

There is a bloke in my town called Richard Anus (its prenounced Annaz). But he gets called Dick Bum

Wasn't that Rock Hudson's real name?

[mal]

Manchester United super dooper soccer star
George Best
His folks sure had foresight
Anagram
Georgie Best
is
Go Get Beers
*

[smithy]

A mate from Ponde assures me there is a local carpet layer whose name is Walter Wall.

[redden whites]

Rex Hunt had a little bit on the side called ..Robyn Hood

[ORDoubleBlues]

Frank Zappa naming his daughter "Moon Unit"

[JAS]

Thanks to a wrongly delivered bit of post I've just found out that the guy who's moved in with the lass nextdoor is called Ronnie Barker

Regards
JAS

[Squawk]

And then there is the issue of hyphenated names...

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No 2

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More...

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and...

[dedja]

Mahatma Cote says Karmichael Hunt has a brother called Yorrick.

[rod_rooster]