Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:27 pm

The chick that walked into work today with a rather controlling manfriend...

The telltale eye bruising and "freshie" cut under her eye gave me the sh1ts... :evil:

Weakest piece of scum I saw today...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:37 pm

Media Park wrote:The chick that walked into work today with a rather controlling manfriend...

The telltale eye bruising and "freshie" cut under her eye gave me the sh1ts... :evil:

Weakest piece of scum I saw today...


One of the few things in my life that I'm most proud of was many years ago in barracks confronting my room mate's boyfriend who I discovered had been regularly beating her (I'm not a very confrontational person normally).

He stopped...he dumped her then and there...she stopped speaking to me because of it...within a year she'd met and married a lovely guy...to this day after seeing the bruises he'd given her I still think her friendship was worth the sacrifice.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:00 am

The completely AWFUL dream I had last night! Toadie from Neighbours and Renee Zellweger were in it for some reason, they thought that I was a bloke :? and wanted me to be in their TV ad campaign for legalising gay marriage. I got to stand there in a suit with a beanie covering up my hair and say 'I have the right to DO WHAT I WANT!' :shock: :?

I'm all for legalising gay marriage, that part of it was OK, but I'm NOT a bloke and I don't want to see Toadie any more than I already have to when I watch Neighbours. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CK » Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:54 am

fisho mcspaz wrote:The completely AWFUL dream I had last night! Toadie from Neighbours and Renee Zellweger were in it for some reason, they thought that I was a bloke :? and wanted me to be in their TV ad campaign for legalising gay marriage. I got to stand there in a suit with a beanie covering up my hair and say 'I have the right to DO WHAT I WANT!' :shock: :?

I'm all for legalising gay marriage, that part of it was OK, but I'm NOT a bloke and I don't want to see Toadie any more than I already have to when I watch Neighbours. :evil:


I'm surprised Toadie didn't leave the dream halfway through to go chasing Steph somewhere across town.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:09 pm

CK wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:The completely AWFUL dream I had last night! Toadie from Neighbours and Renee Zellweger were in it for some reason, they thought that I was a bloke and wanted me to be in their TV ad campaign for legalising gay marriage. I got to stand there in a suit with a beanie covering up my hair and say 'I have the right to DO WHAT I WANT!' :shock:

I'm all for legalising gay marriage, that part of it was OK, but I'm NOT a bloke and I don't want to see Toadie any more than I already have to when I watch Neighbours. :evil:


I'm surprised Toadie didn't leave the dream halfway through to go chasing Steph somewhere across town.


Yes, despite the fact that this is what he does EVERY BLOODY WEEK in Neighbours, it did not occur in my dream unfortunately. It really was one of the worst dreams I've ever had. :( :( :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:06 pm

COLLINGWOOD!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ian » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:15 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:COLLINGWOOD!!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:43 pm

Went into JB Hi-fi yesterday to by a new clock radio. I wanted one the works Alarm, I-Pod dock, Radio, clock, CD player.

But no, they don't sell one with all of that. They have ones with an Alarm, but no CD player, one with a CD player but without a Radio then one with an Radio but no Alarm.

WTF? :evil: Surely if a company such as Sony would make a Clock radio with everything they would make a truckload more money. The chick who served me thought it was really stupid aswell and hadn't really noticed it before until I pointed it out.

:evil: Bloody Stupid IMO. Epic Fail Sony and it's opposition.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:46 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Went into JB Hi-fi yesterday to by a new clock radio. I wanted one the works Alarm, I-Pod dock, Radio, clock, CD player.

But no, they don't sell one with all of that. They have ones with an Alarm, but no CD player, one with a CD player but without a Radio then one with an Radio but no Alarm.

WTF? :evil: Surely if a company such as Sony would make a Clock radio with everything they would make a truckload more money. The chick who served me thought it was really stupid aswell and hadn't really noticed it before until I pointed it out.

:evil: Bloody Stupid IMO. Epic Fail Sony and it's opposition.


So you'd like someone to invent something like this then? ;) :lol:

http://www.pixmania.co.uk/uk/uk/2900663 ... ePromo=oui

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:46 pm

JAS wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Went into JB Hi-fi yesterday to by a new clock radio. I wanted one the works Alarm, I-Pod dock, Radio, clock, CD player.

But no, they don't sell one with all of that. They have ones with an Alarm, but no CD player, one with a CD player but without a Radio then one with an Radio but no Alarm.

WTF? :evil: Surely if a company such as Sony would make a Clock radio with everything they would make a truckload more money. The chick who served me thought it was really stupid aswell and hadn't really noticed it before until I pointed it out.

:evil: Bloody Stupid IMO. Epic Fail Sony and it's opposition.


So you'd like someone to invent something like this then? ;) :lol:

http://www.pixmania.co.uk/uk/uk/2900663 ... ePromo=oui

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:lol: Good one JAS. Yeah something like that would be good! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:33 pm

Walking around the house this evening finding myself singing "Good old Collingwood Forever" and it appears that I know all the words although I am not a Collingwood supporter. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:09 am

fish wrote:Walking around the house this evening finding myself singing "Good old Collingwood Forever" and it appears that I know all the words although I am not a Collingwood supporter. :?


As long as you're singing "Every heart beats true for the red and blue" by tomorrow evening then your weekend will be complete ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:25 am

Quichey wrote:
fish wrote:Walking around the house this evening finding myself singing "Good old Collingwood Forever" and it appears that I know all the words although I am not a Collingwood supporter. :?


As long as you're singing "Every heart beats true for the red and blue" by tomorrow evening then your weekend will be complete ;)


If I'm singing that at this time tomorrow then it's :Hangman: for me.

I suspect that the only time I'll hear that song tomorrow is when Norwood run onto the ground at the start of the game - not at the end. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:32 am

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS gives me the sh..s
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:33 am

Bulldog wrote:DAYLIGHT SAVINGS gives me the sh..s



Go and live in QLD then :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:34 am

fish wrote:Walking around the house this evening finding myself singing "Good old Collingwood Forever" and it appears that I know all the words although I am not a Collingwood supporter. :?


I KNOW! I've been singing that to Luke to get him to sleep - and then starting in horror at the realisation of what I'm singing! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby best on hill » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:35 am

Ian wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:COLLINGWOOD!!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:48 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Bulldog wrote:DAYLIGHT SAVINGS gives me the sh..s



Go and live in QLD then :roll:



ok i will. and do :)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:55 am

Bulldog wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Bulldog wrote:DAYLIGHT SAVINGS gives me the sh..s



Go and live in QLD then :roll:



ok i will. and do :)



Touche - got me ;) :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:57 am

not the usual QLD weather today and lately, raining again in brissy and has been all school holidays
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