Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

I once used the "I poo'd myself" excuse to get out of work early one day, worked a treat.
"Hey mate, I have to go home"
"Why's that, you've only just got here"
"Somethings wrong, I went to fart and followed through"
"Oh, ok, just go, I'll sort a replacement out for you"

Off I went without a worry in the world, they sure as hell weren't going to refuse or check.

You weren't worried all your work mates thought you has 5hit yourself, not one bit?

[Dirko]

A big Friday thankyou goes to the parent/guardian who let their child sh1t all over the library and then walk out without telling anyone.

You sure it wasn't a couple of Sydney Rooster players?

[Lightning McQueen]

I once used the "I poo'd myself" excuse to get out of work early one day, worked a treat.
"Hey mate, I have to go home"
"Why's that, you've only just got here"
"Somethings wrong, I went to fart and followed through"
"Oh, ok, just go, I'll sort a replacement out for you"

Off I went without a worry in the world, they sure as hell weren't going to refuse or check.

You weren't worried all your work mates thought you has 5hit yourself, not one bit?

Not at all mate, a few knew what was going on, they thought I was a genius.

[Mr66]

People who keep their umbrellas up when 1 - They are undercover and 2 - When it has actually stopped raining.

[Gingernuts]

A big Friday thankyou goes to the parent/guardian who let their child sh1t all over the library and then walk out without telling anyone.

You sure it wasn't a couple of Sydney Rooster players?

[Rik E Boy]

A big Friday thankyou goes to the parent/guardian who let their child sh1t all over the library and then walk out without telling anyone.

You sure it wasn't a couple of Sydney Rooster players?

Mate that tar is a classic. Didn't take you long!

regards,

REB

[woodublieve12]

man colds!!! There tough.....

[Media Park]

The eleven year old boundary ump who "thought he saw" one of our twelve year old lads hit someone (which he did not), and reported it to the field ump.
The field ump red cards and reports our boy, even though the boundary only "thought" he saw something...

What gives me the sh1ts is the twelve year old absolutely gutted and in tears on the boundary (and that we lost because we then only had 17 lads on the field)

[mighty_tiger_79]

3 trips back to hospital after minor surgery

[fisho mcspaz]

My neck still giving me trouble this morning. Couldn't sleep because of it. Off to the physio but if I'm not able to drive by tonight, we're not going to be able to get down to Aldinga for football prezzos. This is completely crap.

[Media Park]

The eleven year old boundary ump who "thought he saw" one of our twelve year old lads hit someone (which he did not), and reported it to the field ump.
The field ump red cards and reports our boy, even though the boundary only "thought" he saw something...

What gives me the sh1ts is the twelve year old absolutely gutted and in tears on the boundary (and that we lost because we then only had 17 lads on the field)

To make my day worse, I have just been near a couple of my mates daughters (under 13 netball).

Involved (witnesses not participants) in an armed hold up, with one of their (male) friends assaulted with a bay marie...

Any parent, older brother, young uncle, etc can imagine what I did tonight when I found out who one of the involved was...

[fisho mcspaz]

The eleven year old boundary ump who "thought he saw" one of our twelve year old lads hit someone (which he did not), and reported it to the field ump.
The field ump red cards and reports our boy, even though the boundary only "thought" he saw something...

What gives me the sh1ts is the twelve year old absolutely gutted and in tears on the boundary (and that we lost because we then only had 17 lads on the field)

To make my day worse, I have just been near a couple of my mates daughters (under 13 netball).

Involved (witnesses not participants) in an armed hold up, with one of their (male) friends assaulted with a bay marie...

Any parent, older brother, young uncle, etc can imagine what I did tonight when I found out who one of the involved was...

Oh my god. Is everything OK?

[Media Park]

The eleven year old boundary ump who "thought he saw" one of our twelve year old lads hit someone (which he did not), and reported it to the field ump.
The field ump red cards and reports our boy, even though the boundary only "thought" he saw something...

What gives me the sh1ts is the twelve year old absolutely gutted and in tears on the boundary (and that we lost because we then only had 17 lads on the field)

To make my day worse, I have just been near a couple of my mates daughters (under 13 netball).

Involved (witnesses not participants) in an armed hold up, with one of their (male) friends assaulted with a bay marie...

Any parent, older brother, young uncle, etc can imagine what I did tonight when I found out who one of the involved was...

Oh my god. Is everything OK?

The male dude (also around that under 13 bracket but not netball) ended up in A and E, but not seriously hurt...

The "couple of mates daughters" just distraught...

[Tassie Blues]

having to pay a $700 per year water bill for a vacant block of land that hasn't got water or sewage connected yet! best bit is that when we do connect we have to pay an extra $700 for a sewage pump as we are not on town sewage.

[dedja]

Could be worse ... you could own the title to a car park space or a marina berth and also pay water rates.

Aren't government owned monopolies wonderful?

[redden whites]

The Adelaide Show not being a total smoke free zone.....Every line up for food or rides had a filthy smoker in it.How did we put up with this before everywhere? Thank god at Footy Park,Adelaide Oval and other places we might go they are out in the gutters.

[Brucetiki]

having to pay a $700 per year water bill for a vacant block of land that hasn't got water or sewage connected yet! best bit is that when we do connect we have to pay an extra $700 for a sewage pump as we are not on town sewage.

Don't get me started on water bills - mine is usually about $130/quarter yet only about $8 is for usage

[brod]

One day weekends

[JAS]

First nice bit of sunshine for ages...can at last have the windows open and some twat somewhere outside is playing the bloody bagpipes

Regards
JAS

*edit* someone make the bad man go away...or pass me an SA80 and I'll do it myself...it sounds like he's strangling cats

[brod]

Blow flies