Things that give you the sh1ts

[dedja]

Hope you feel better now ...

[Wedgie]

The broken down Commodores causing traffic delays this morning. Don't these people know that Commodores are an art piece meant for display in your front yard only (usually with no wheels)? If you want to get to work buy a decent car and stop inconveniencing others with cars that work

[Iron Fist]

Snapping my rear axle on the way to work this morning!

That wasnt you on port rd this morning was it fisty?

that was me mate!
you get caught in my traffic jam???

[Choccies]

My retarded body clock waking me up at 5 o'clock every morning, 30 minutes before my alarm goes off. Damn you body clock !!! Damn you !!

[The Ash Man]

Womens tennis

More grunting than a D-Grade porno

[Booney]

My retarded body clock waking me up at 5 o'clock every morning, 30 minutes before my alarm goes off. Damn you body clock !!! Damn you !!

Not the only one like that mate.

Try having your neighbour arrive home from afternoon shift at about 12:30 - 1am every morning in one of those piece of turd Nissan's with a blow-off and turbo. Lump of junk sits cooling for about 5 minutes upon his ever so subtle arrival home.

Invariably I then need to go wee 'coz I'm awoken.

[valleys07]

Snapping my rear axle on the way to work this morning!

That wasnt you on port rd this morning was it fisty?

that was me mate!
you get caught in my traffic jam???

Christ! yeah i did, i was spewing because i thought it was more road works, then i drive past and see your car minus a wheel! certainly did the job properly! i suppose your next post on this thread will be a response to the repair bill

[Iron Fist]

Snapping my rear axle on the way to work this morning!

That wasnt you on port rd this morning was it fisty?

that was me mate!
you get caught in my traffic jam???

Christ! yeah i did, i was spewing because i thought it was more road works, then i drive past and see your car minus a wheel! certainly did the job properly! i suppose your next post on this thread will be a response to the repair bill

haha, the RAA are part to blame for that. I called as soon as I snapped my axle and said I need a tow truck. They first of all sent a van to assess the situation, which didnt get there till after 9 (he got out his van, walked up and was like 'ah', you need a tow truck), and then they finally called a tow truck which didnt arrive till 10:15. Considering the traffic build up and all, I only copped one bit of abuse which wasnt even to bad.
As for repair bill, dont think it will be as expensive as I first thought! Considering the axle was sheered clean off, hopefully get it all fixed up for under $500.

Im just glad it happened in the city and not when Im away at Robe in a few weeks or when I was over past Ceduna, then I would have been spewing!!

[Gingernuts]

Being ambused in a staff meeting this morning. Bloody annoying when staff bring up an issue in a staff meeting to 'insight the mob' rather than just coming to me for a chat. I can understand using that tactic if your boss is an a-hole, but I'm a pretty reasonable bloke who is quite happy to take feedback on board and revisit/reverse decisions if necessary. Now I just look like a dodgy back pedaling bastard who's trying to slip something through under the radar.

Oh well, that's why I get payed the very slightly larger bikkies I guess.

[Johno6]

Being ambused in a staff meeting this morning. Bloody annoying when staff bring up an issue in a staff meeting to 'insight the mob' rather than just coming to me for a chat. I can understand using that tactic if your boss is an a-hole, but I'm a pretty reasonable bloke who is quite happy to take feedback on board and revisit/reverse decisions if necessary. Now I just look like a dodgy back pedaling bastard who's trying to slip something through under the radar.

Oh well, that's why I get payed the very slightly larger bikkies I guess.

Ambused...... is that like being abused by an ambulance?

[JK]

Im just glad it happened in the city and not when Im away at Robe in a few weeks or when I was over past Ceduna, then I would have been spewing!!

The RAA probably wouldn't have taken much longer though mate

[Gingernuts]

Being ambused in a staff meeting this morning. Bloody annoying when staff bring up an issue in a staff meeting to 'insight the mob' rather than just coming to me for a chat. I can understand using that tactic if your boss is an a-hole, but I'm a pretty reasonable bloke who is quite happy to take feedback on board and revisit/reverse decisions if necessary. Now I just look like a dodgy back pedaling bastard who's trying to slip something through under the radar.

Oh well, that's why I get payed the very slightly larger bikkies I guess.

Ambused...... is that like being abused by an ambulance?

Ambushed.

[trev]

People who have seen too many Gangster movies.

Playing FREE cards last night and a first timer knocked someone out with a miricle card on the river.

The defeated person chucks a wobbly and starts screaming
"F***ing Donkey, F***ing C**t,
How could you call you F***ing P**fter?"

First timer : "Sorry mate I just got lucky but theres no need for that"

Idiot (Still Yelling) : " What did you just say to me? What did you just say to me?
You had better watch how you talk to me, You have no idea who I am!
Show me respect or i'll F**kin kill you"

Rest of table: "Settle down mate /you started it/no need to carry on like that etc etc"

Idiot " I dont give a F**k, I'll take you all on!, You all F**kin dead!"

Large Security Gaurds: "Time to go mate"

Idiot: " What? I havn't done nothing. He (points at first timer) disrespected me! Throw him out the F***kin C**t.

Large Security Gaurds (forcibly escorting him to door) "Time to go mate"


Really worth it over a game of FREE cards!

o

[Iron Fist]

People who have seen too many Gangster movies.

Playing FREE cards last night and a first timer knocked someone out with a miricle card on the river.

The defeated person chucks a wobbly and starts screaming
"F***ing Donkey, F***ing C**t,
How could you call you F***ing P**fter?"

First timer : "Sorry mate I just got lucky but theres no need for that"

Idiot (Still Yelling) : " What did you just say to me? What did you just say to me?
You had better watch how you talk to me, You have no idea who I am!
Show me respect or i'll F**kin kill you"

Rest of table: "Settle down mate /you started it/no need to carry on like that etc etc"

Idiot " I dont give a F**k, I'll take you all on!, You all F**kin dead!"

Large Security Gaurds: "Time to go mate"

Idiot: " What? I havn't done nothing. He (points at first timer) disrespected me! Throw him out the F***kin C**t.

Large Security Gaurds (forcibly escorting him to door) "Time to go mate"


Really worth it over a game of FREE cards!

o

haha
I would have found that hilarious and probs teased the guy
wen leaving "catchya later pal" while laughing at him!

[trev]

Are you sure you wern't there? Because thats exactly what happened!

Still gives me the irrits though.

[Iron Fist]

Are you sure you wern't there? Because thats exactly what happened!

Still gives me the irrits though.

haha nah mate
yeah still annoying but funny at the same time
what pub was it at??

[JK]

Always entertaining watching people twist off over free Poker .. Also amazing how many people have been busted cheating .. FFS it's a free social game

[valleys07]

Are you sure you wern't there? Because thats exactly what happened!

Still gives me the irrits though.

Nah pretty sure fisty was still on port rd waiting for the RAA

[Johno6]

we had a poker night at our club little while back
and it was classic watchin these guys who were "pros" rock up on our table with their lucky souveniers and there lucky hats etc...

couple of my mates on the table had no idea how to play never played b4... and knocked both guys out..


it was just classic the pro saying "all in" and my mate... "yep... im all in to"

the pro would have pocket aces, my mate has 2,3 and the flop would be like 4,5,6.

the pro is devestated and my mate has no idea hes won

[Media Park]

we had a poker night at our club little while back
and it was classic watchin these guys who were "pros" rock up on our table with their lucky souveniers and there lucky hats etc...

couple of my mates on the table had no idea how to play never played b4... and knocked both guys out..


it was just classic the pro saying "all in" and my mate... "yep... im all in to"

the pro would have pocket aces, my mate has 2,3 and the flop would be like 4,5,6.

the pro is devestated and my mate has no idea hes won

that gives u the sh!ts? I rate that!!!