Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

False advertising....lol

Oh no! I wasn't expecting a supermodel. There's something about a hot chick driving a ute though.

[Booney]

[amber_fluid]

:lol:

Bahahaha
Go alright does it Boon?

[Booney]

tyypppiiinnnngg ooonnnneeee hhhaaanddeeddd isssss haarrrddd

[HH3]

Samsung headquarters

[Lightning McQueen]

The missus' 13 year old son comes waltzing in her room last night without knocking
Missus "Hey, don't just come barging in here without knocking, what if I was swinging naked from the chandelier?"
Son "Mum, you don't have a chandelier".

[HH3]

He's got a point. Unless chandelier is a cute nickname for your wang.

[Lightning McQueen]

He's got a point. Unless chandelier is a cute nickname for your wang.

The fitting would be a more accurate description.

[HH3]

Just had a sales rep ask me pretty basic questions about new stock. Told him the info, then said the pamphlet is on your desk (has been for weeks).

His response, in his fake posh english accent, "Oh, I don't have time to read pamphlets."

He then asked me the new price, which I told him. Then told him he should have the price list as well.

His response, once again in his dumb f**kin voice, "Oh, I don't have time to read price lists." (in a mocking tone) "What did you do this weekend, (insert f**kfaces name)?" "Oh, I read some price lists instead of watching a movie....."

@Booney would know exactly who I'm talking about....

I was so dumbfounded I just said "yep" over and over while staring at my monitor. Like I have time to spoon feed the f**k so he doesn't have to read, while he builds up his property portfolio across three states with the commission I work my arse off for him to get.

[mighty_tiger_79]

**** that HH3

[Failed Creation]

I've been watching a lot of these videos lately...

For those of you who aren't my Facebook friends, this is pretty tame by my standards.

[Booney]

Just had a sales rep ask me pretty basic questions about new stock. Told him the info, then said the pamphlet is on your desk (has been for weeks).

His response, in his fake posh english accent, "Oh, I don't have time to read pamphlets."

He then asked me the new price, which I told him. Then told him he should have the price list as well.

His response, once again in his dumb f**kin voice, "Oh, I don't have time to read price lists." (in a mocking tone) "What did you do this weekend, (insert f**kfaces name)?" "Oh, I read some price lists instead of watching a movie....."

@Booney would know exactly who I'm talking about....

I was so dumbfounded I just said "yep" over and over while staring at my monitor. Like I have time to spoon feed the f**k so he doesn't have to read, while he builds up his property portfolio across three states with the commission I work my arse off for him to get.

If only you could tell someone that he doesn't have time to do his job...

[HH3]

Just had a sales rep ask me pretty basic questions about new stock. Told him the info, then said the pamphlet is on your desk (has been for weeks).

His response, in his fake posh english accent, "Oh, I don't have time to read pamphlets."

He then asked me the new price, which I told him. Then told him he should have the price list as well.

His response, once again in his dumb f**kin voice, "Oh, I don't have time to read price lists." (in a mocking tone) "What did you do this weekend, (insert f**kfaces name)?" "Oh, I read some price lists instead of watching a movie....."

@Booney would know exactly who I'm talking about....

I was so dumbfounded I just said "yep" over and over while staring at my monitor. Like I have time to spoon feed the f**k so he doesn't have to read, while he builds up his property portfolio across three states with the commission I work my arse off for him to get.

If only you could tell someone that he doesn't have time to do his job...

He's the golden rep at the moment, but let's see how he goes when I don't have time to save his accounts when people get sick and tired of him.

[Lightning McQueen]

The missus is selling a phone on a FB sell page.

A dude pm's her asking what area does she live in and can he come and get it.
She tells him what region she lives in and asks what time does he want to get it and where to meet for the transaction.
He says now and asks for her address.
She replies with "I have to wait for my partner to return"
He states that he needs to come now so she says "where are you then, my partner will bring it to you"
Doesn't want the phone anymore now.

The world is full of sicko's, the dumbf*** is wearing his work shirt in one of his FB photo's.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Name and shame the company I say

[mighty_tiger_79]

Bumped into a couple of women in the basement of the building having a giggle over someone ordering horny Goat weed and leaving their name on the box...

[Lightning McQueen]

Name and shame the company I say

Following him home will be more fun and satisfying.

[HH3]

[Booney]

A few kids trick or treating last night. One little tacker, probably 8 or 9 as Darth Vader knocks on the door "Truck or treat"

I'm near the front door and say "Now where's my tricks"

I hear from outside "Don't go to the dark side"

[The Dark Knight]

Bruce's Melbourne Cup tips.