Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

The youth of today with social media.

"FML, I need a job and have no money or life"

Two days later

"Look at my new awesome tat"

Or two days later posting photos of there massive weekends out clubbing and partying.

That can be done on the cheap LOL.
I remember (vaguely) being coaxed out by some mates on an Easter Thursday with $10 to my name, I returned home Monday lunchtime after a massive weekend at Victor with about $25 in change in my pocket, to this day I still don't know how.

[heater31]

The youth of today with social media.

"FML, I need a job and have no money or life"

Two days later

"Look at my new awesome tat"

Or two days later posting photos of there massive weekends out clubbing and partying.

That can be done on the cheap LOL.
I remember (vaguely) being coaxed out by some mates on an Easter Thursday with $10 to my name, I returned home Monday lunchtime after a massive weekend at Victor with about $25 in change in my pocket, to this day I still don't know how.

Probably best not to ask questions..... you may have violated something

[Lightning McQueen]

Probably best not to ask questions..... you may have violated something

Well I didn't have a sore arse when I sobered up so all was good.

[Brodlach]

But your lips were sticky?

[bennymacca]

so you got them to pay for the lube too.

smart...

[Lightning McQueen]

Why all the hate?

[Booney]

Why all the hate?

I know, can't a bloke leave the house with $10 and come home 4 days later with $25 and not be asked any questions?

[Jimmy_041]

I'm not sure if this will work but for anyone who's lived in Asia this is normal comedy for the chinese.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11646034

[mighty_tiger_79]

James corden carpool karaoke

[HH3]

Gotta watch with sound.

[Lightning McQueen]

Large bloke at work who we call Shrek takes his company car in for service this morning.

Gets to work boasting that the younger chick at the dealership always flirts with him.

Another dude knows the name of the said chick, Facebook stalks her and saves one of her photo's to his personal phone.

Bloke 2 then uses his personal phone to send Shrek a picture message with some sweet words attached telling him to make sure he comes and sees her when he collects the car along with some pleasantries and xo's.

Shrek then parades around the office showing off the message.

Sweet!

[HH3]

This can't end badly....

[Booney]

Fantastic. What time is he picking his car up?

[Booney]

Is the chick in a relationship? ( Facestalk to confirm, please )

[Lightning McQueen]

It just died in the arse, there were a couple of texts that went back and forth until Shrek's curiosity got the better of him and tried calling her, the prankster had his phone on silent and missed the call which resulted in in going to his message bank and the big green one wasn't happy.

He's usually all over this stuff, we sometimes create bogus email addy's for company's and send emails to our reps for new business often sending them to brothels or where we know there's short tempered business owners.

[Lightning McQueen]

Is the chick in a relationship? ( Facestalk to confirm, please )

I don't know the chicks name, I don't have a company car

[Booney]

It just died in the arse, there were a couple of texts that went back and forth until Shrek's curiosity got the better of him and tried calling her, the prankster had his phone on silent and missed the call which resulted in in going to his message bank and the big green one wasn't happy.

He's usually all over this stuff, we sometimes create bogus email addy's for company's and send emails to our reps for new business often sending them to brothels or where we know there's short tempered business owners.

Terrible outcome for your office place and this site.

[Lightning McQueen]

It just died in the arse, there were a couple of texts that went back and forth until Shrek's curiosity got the better of him and tried calling her, the prankster had his phone on silent and missed the call which resulted in in going to his message bank and the big green one wasn't happy.

He's usually all over this stuff, we sometimes create bogus email addy's for company's and send emails to our reps for new business often sending them to brothels or where we know there's short tempered business owners.

Terrible outcome for your office place and this site.

I know, it had so much potential, the week isn't over yet though.

[Spangas]

Laurie Daley.

[Booney]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.