Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:27 pm
hahaha, funny cos it's true
Booney wrote:Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.
Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them.
I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking.
Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.
Failed Creation wrote:Booney wrote:Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.
Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them.
I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking.
Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.
I ******* hate mice and rats. They literally make me sick.
jakovasaurus wrote:Failed Creation wrote:Booney wrote:Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.
Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them.
I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking.
Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.
I ******* hate mice and rats. They literally make me sick.
Worked at the grain silos/bunkers once upon a time. So saw dozens of rats/mice on a good day, shit loads more on others.
And Rats scare me. They were pain resistant. Belted them with shovels and crowbars and they'd take it on the chin, play dead for several seconds then run off.
Once saw a rat run and jump off a ledge to get away from me with a shovel. Fell about 8m onto concrete. Heard the really loud slap. By time I climbed down, it had shaken itself off and ran away. No harm done.
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:That Tomic halfway through his Davis Cup match is more concerned about talking about Krygios and not on the match....
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:That Tomic halfway through his Davis Cup match is more concerned about talking about Krygios and not on the match....
bennymacca wrote:It was Hewitt's first ever Tie as captain, so it is probably a bit harsh that he should be lumped with all the blame.
I was just commenting the other day that both Tomic and Kyrgios had seemed to calm down of late - Tomic into the top 20, and Kyrgios winning his first ATP title, but then they go and do something like this.
I still have hope for them, but i am more optimistic than most.
bennymacca wrote:It was Hewitt's first ever Tie as captain, so it is probably a bit harsh that he should be lumped with all the blame.
I was just commenting the other day that both Tomic and Kyrgios had seemed to calm down of late - Tomic into the top 20, and Kyrgios winning his first ATP title, but then they go and do something like this.
I still have hope for them, but i am more optimistic than most.
Footy Chick wrote:I swear they're taking the mickey out of us, have just received an email from:
Yu King Wang
Now given that they're names are actually backwards......
valleys07 wrote::lol:
I have a fairly good idea who said person is, can you supply initials?
Footy Chick wrote:Must be the day for it.
Recent phone conversation between me and another person in this office. I preface this by saying that I"m the first aid officer for our area.
*Phone rings*
Me: Hi, this is Lisa
Person: Hi Lisa, do you know if we have any ice packs in the first aid kit
Me: No we don't
Person: Why not?
Me: If we kept them in the first aid kit, they'd melt.
Person: Where will I find them then?
Me: Try the freezer in the kitchen
Person: How will i know what it looks like? Will it have first aid written on it?
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