Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:29 pm

Drop Bear wrote:
White Line Fever wrote:Picking up dog poo.

How can we seriously be expected to remember bags everytime we go for a walk!!!


Not hard. Being lazy isn't an excuse ;)
Especially in the Tea Tree Gully Council. There's bag dispensers all over the place.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:15 pm

Carrie Bickmore not being on the 7 p.m Project! :( :( :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:50 pm

Media Park wrote:Carrie Bickmore not being on the 7 p.m Project! :( :( :(

Dominique Schwartz leaving the ABC news :( :( :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:55 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Media Park wrote:Carrie Bickmore not being on the 7 p.m Project! :( :( :(

Dominique Schwartz leaving the ABC news :( :( :(


Sad day for television pervs...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:00 pm

Media Park wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Media Park wrote:Carrie Bickmore not being on the 7 p.m Project!

Dominique Schwartz leaving the ABC news


Sad day for television pervs...



probably just to top it off they will announce Sandra is leaving the late News.......


I hope not.......touch wood* ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:02 am

Squawk wrote:The new trend of some tradespeople, (broad use of the term) - you just park wherever you like, as close as possible to where you want to be, and simple put up a few organge witches hats around your vehicle. It doesn't matter if it's a footpath, a clearway, a walkway, and never mind if it is just routine business, just go orange. A High Vis vest, maybe a hard hat and some gloves, but the witches hats and the buntings are a gold pass that means you can inconvenience everybody else in the name of your own convenience.


Or worse, construction companies stationing stop/go sign people outside their car park entrances so they get their cars in/out. Not content with causing traffic chaos on Churchill Rd, they're now doing it on Port Wakefield Rd :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:29 am

Selfridges...absolutely ******* ridiculous...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10677562

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:21 am

The Rinnai ad. Thanks to a previous discussion on here, I seriously shudder every time that guy goes 'I'll get YOU where the sun don't shine!' %-(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:25 am

People who fill up their car at petrol stations and leave it parked at the bowser while they wait 5 minutes for their coffee, even though they know you're lining up behind them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:11 pm

Mac/TNT delivery...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:13 pm

Drop Bear wrote:People who fill up their car at petrol stations and leave it parked at the bowser while they wait 5 minutes for their coffee, even though they know you're lining up behind them.


Coffee's in servo's full stop. I was in a line of at least 15 in the morning while one attendant was serving and the other was making coffee's, it seems like "on the run" doesn't employ enough workers for peak times. They should change their name to "on the wait".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:15 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Mac/TNT delivery...


Had some doozie experiences with them as a despatch manager. Put an insurance claim in for some lost goods that they claimed they had delivered, the goods showed up 6 months later.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:23 pm

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Magpiespower wrote:Mac/TNT delivery...


Had some doozie experiences with them as a despatch manager. Put an insurance claim in for some lost goods that they claimed they had delivered, the goods showed up 6 months later.


We stopped using TNT years ago due to the number of consignments that went "missing" .. We were effectively told it was our fault for not taking out additional insurance, so we moved to someone with a higher $ base level of insurance and who hasn't lost something in the 6 years we've been using them, touch wood*
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:33 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Mac/TNT delivery...


Had some doozie experiences with them as a despatch manager. Put an insurance claim in for some lost goods that they claimed they had delivered, the goods showed up 6 months later.


We stopped using TNT years ago due to the number of consignments that went "missing" .. We were effectively told it was our fault for not taking out additional insurance, so we moved to someone with a higher $ base level of insurance and
who hasn't lost something in the 6 years we've been losing them, touch wood*


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:39 pm

Lol Oops, I'll try to keep this one free of typo's ... Thanks for being such a good Poof Reader mate ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:51 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Lol Oops, I'll try to keep this one free of typo's ... Thanks for being such a good Poof Reader mate ;)


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:51 pm

Drop Bear wrote:People who fill up their car at petrol stations and leave it parked at the bowser while they wait 5 minutes for their coffee, even though they know you're lining up behind them.

... and then proceed to leisurely apply the windscreen washer to every single pane of glass on their car upon returning to it. W@nkers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:56 pm

Squawk wrote:The new trend of some tradespeople, whine bitch moan

Have a hard day staring out the office window yesterday? should have saved it up for today to give you something to do.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby (S)aintbackline » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:37 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Mac/TNT delivery...


Had some doozie experiences with them as a despatch manager. Put an insurance claim in for some lost goods that they claimed they had delivered, the goods showed up 6 months later.


I have had the same thing happen at my previous job, its lost they always claimed and then we would get it weeks/ months after, also on this why does TNT bother with scanners they cant tell me if my parcels in South Australia on a truck or at the depot so whats the point of them. The insurance side of it is an absolute joke aswell they should just put on their consgnment note *in the likely event of your parcel going missing get stuffed* I ended up claiming the List price of our items that went missing instead of our cost.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:00 pm

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:
Squawk wrote:The new trend of some tradespeople, whine bitch moan

Have a hard day staring out the office window yesterday? should have saved it up for today to give you something to do.


Would you get paid if someone out there wasn't "staring out the window" ?

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