Things that give you the sh1ts

[Johno6]

not gettin the sunday mail to be able to join in teh discussion on its current format....

[Media Park]

Doing my tax return today, only to discover that, earning the same amount of money as last year, but paying child support as well, my average $1500 return is now me owing $66.

[stretch]

Writing a thesis.

[The Ash Man]

Going to the surgeon yesterday arvo to find out why after 3 recos my shoulder is killing me only to find out I have to have surgery again tomorrow to fix it

[custardarm]

Going to the surgeon yesterday arvo to find out why after 3 recos my shoulder is killing me only to find out I have to have surgery again tomorrow to fix it

they left the scalpel in there

[The Ash Man]

Going to the surgeon yesterday arvo to find out why after 3 recos my shoulder is killing me only to find out I have to have surgery again tomorrow to fix it

they left the scalpel in there

Na the artificial cartliage has disappeared
Had my last one 4 years ago

[Media Park]

Having the sh!ts...

[JK]

I'd guess it's been mentioned in here before, but that "What About Me" AAMI Ad on TV seriously makes me wanna hurl or smash the TV, does my ******* head in!!!

[A Mum]

I'd guess it's been mentioned in here before, but that "What About Me" AAMI Ad on TV seriously makes me wanna hurl or smash the TV, does my ******* head in!!!

Me Tooooo !!!!!
I hate that/those ads-
I hate even more that I know the thing off by heart !!!

[Brucetiki]

I'd guess it's been mentioned in here before, but that "What About Me" AAMI Ad on TV seriously makes me wanna hurl or smash the TV, does my ******* head in!!!

Me Tooooo !!!!!
I hate that/those ads-
I hate even more that I know the thing off by heart !!!

I was Twittering away before I crashed into the corner shop

[Media Park]

Too many chewies... literally gives me the sh!ts

[Johno6]

Not a star wars fan??

[Choccies]

Doing my calf last night in the last 10 seconds at training.........

[Iron Fist]

while you were stretching down choccies???

[Choccies]

while you were stretching down choccies???

Last run through. Fair dinkum.... other coach had already called 'last one' and as I was half way thru the 15 metre run my body agreed !!!

[Johno6]

having to buy brand new boots with 5 games left of the season.....

and rollin my ankle last night coz my boots are falling apart and are so loose

[White Line Fever]

having to buy brand new boots with 5 games left of the season.....

and rollin my ankle last night coz my boots are falling apart and are so loose

I too have reached this dilemma.

But i have reached for the trusty electrical tape to get me through.

[White Line Fever]

Too many chewies... literally gives me the sh!ts

Not a star wars fan??

[mal]

Local service station
Same lady been serving me for years
But today, oh dear, this hot of the press

Filled up with Petrol
Only had coin
I gave the lady the $46 required to pay
LADY...YOUR NOT GOING TO PAY WITH COINS ARE YOU
MAL... YES THATS ALL IVE GOT
LADY...YOU KNOW YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK AND EXCHANGE FOR NOTES
MAL ...BANKS NOT OPEN [3.40]
LADY ...YES IT IS, HAVE YOU GOT NOTES ?
MAL..NO ITS ALL IVE GOT, BUT COINS ARE ALL I HAVE SO IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THE PETROL FOR FREE THATS FINE BY ME
She counted the coin, and I thought not much of it, perhaps she was having a bad day, or jiving me as Im a regular
In any case I was the only person in the servo counter at the time
My child wanted a chocolate
We decided upon 2 wagon wheels
I went back to the counter
LADY ..I HOPE YOUR NOT PAYING FOR THE CHOCOLATES WITH COIN
MAL ..YES I AM, ARE YOU JUST STIRRING ME ?
LADY..NO IM NOT, I NOW HAVE TO PAY THE REST OF MY CUSTOMERS WITH COIN FOR CHANGE
MAL..YOU ARE KIDDING ME ARNT YOU?
LADY ..NO IM SERIOUS
MAL..MY KID WANTS A CHOCOLATE AND YOU WONT TAKE COIN
LADY ..NO I DONT WANT TO
MAL...OK NO PROBLEMS WE WONT BUY THE CHOCOLATES THEN

I then turned around abruptly, threw the wagon wheels upwards, they hit the ceiling and I reckon splattered on the ground

And guess what
Next time she is serving, Im gunna be polite if she serves me
If she apologises all is forgotten
'If she dosent , guess how Im gunna pay .....

[Johno6]

having to buy brand new boots with 5 games left of the season.....

and rollin my ankle last night coz my boots are falling apart and are so loose

I too have reached this dilemma.

But i have reached for the trusty electrical tape to get me through.

I reached for the tape roughly 3 to 4 weeks ago, last night they officially died,
so heading to get new boots tonight..

ive kicked so many helicopters with those boots, gonna be sad to see them go