Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

This stupid cough I can't get rid of...

Developed it after my last sinus infection. I can breathe in ok but when I breathe out I wheeze and cough.

So I went to the doctors on Friday. Lungs are clear, chest is clear - no bronchitis.

So he says "Sounds like you have Asthma"

I said "Ive never had asthma, how the hell do you get Asthma overnight"?

So we did an Asthma test. Doc says it isn't Asthma (well DER...) and that I have a really good lung capacity

Normally when you cough, you can cough stuff up but this stuff aint budging, it's firmly entrenched at the top of my throat, so he's given me cortisone tablets which will hopefully disperse the gunk. He was very specific about how I take them, which is fair enough, but more specific about not taking them for anymore than 5 days or I'll get renal failure WTF?

Anyhoo. I still have this cough. Bloody annoying

[mal]

That flimsy toilet paper at venues and shopping centre etc
Its thin
Its hard to use
Its very difficult to ply piece by piece
When tearing into strips , too bloody often it cuts a quarter or half a piece

I END UP USING MORE OF THIS CHEAP TOILET PAPER THAN NORmal PAPER

Must be cheaper to buy as its in so many public places
Trouble is when I use them I actually have to use them almost double compared to norMAL paper

[Interceptor]

Having a huge argument with my prick* of a neighbour about a fence I want to put up

[Media Park]

Having a huge argument with my prick* of a neighbour about a fence I want to put up

Interceptor: Build it, and he will come...

[Ian]

School Holidays.....................son managed to use up all of our internet allowance in 2 weeks (most in last week) now we have 2 weeks of dial up speed

[fisho mcspaz]

Egg yolk. Why do people eat it on its own? I can't stand it. I got a McMuffin this morning because I couldn't be buggered making breakfast, and normally I'm fine with the yolk because the egg white and cheese and other crap disguises its flavour, but THIS time the yolk must have been huge because that's ALL I could taste. Piss off, yolky.

[Squawk]

Egg yolk. Why do people eat it on its own? I can't stand it. I got a McMuffin this morning because I couldn't be buggered making breakfast, and normally I'm fine with the yolk because the egg white and cheese and other crap disguises its flavour, but THIS time the yolk must have been huge because that's ALL I could taste. Piss off, yolky.

Which came first - egg white or egg yolk?

[fisho mcspaz]

Egg yolk. Why do people eat it on its own? I can't stand it. I got a McMuffin this morning because I couldn't be buggered making breakfast, and normally I'm fine with the yolk because the egg white and cheese and other crap disguises its flavour, but THIS time the yolk must have been huge because that's ALL I could taste. Piss off, yolky.

Which came first - egg white or egg yolk?

Egg white. Then the Giant Lord of the Chickens realised that everyone was eating it, because it is yum, and so he created the Yolk, which tastes like a giant wad of phlegm with sand in it, to deter humankind from pillaging the fruit of his children. But his plan was ruined when everyone decided that they loved the taste of egg yolk. Except me.

[Rik E Boy]

Which came first

The Rooster!

regards,

REB

[Iron Fist]

Egg yolk. Why do people eat it on its own? I can't stand it. I got a McMuffin this morning because I couldn't be buggered making breakfast, and normally I'm fine with the yolk because the egg white and cheese and other crap disguises its flavour, but THIS time the yolk must have been huge because that's ALL I could taste. Piss off, yolky.

Which came first - egg white or egg yolk?

Egg white. Then the Giant Lord of the Chickens realised that everyone was eating it, because it is yum, and so he created the Yolk, which tastes like a giant wad of phlegm with sand in it, to deter humankind from pillaging the fruit of his children. But his plan was ruined when everyone decided that they loved the taste of egg yolk. Except me.

egg yolk is disgusting I agree.
wish they didnt have it

[Psyber]

egg yolk is disgusting I agree.
wish they didnt have it

You have to remember that the yolk is there as a rich food for the chicken embryo that develops in the white of a fertilised egg.
It functions as the placental connection does in placental mammals.
There, that will help the appetite!

[Iron Fist]

egg yolk is disgusting I agree.
wish they didnt have it

You have to remember that the yolk is there as a rich food for the chicken embryo that develops in the white of a fertilised egg.
It functions as the placental connection does in placental mammals.
There, that will help the appetite!

Hahaa
i knew its importance in actual chickens being born but not to the extent you have described.

[Vic Spy]

1- Flys
2 - Drunks when im sober
3 - Square shit paper
4 - Going out in the first leg of a quaddie
5 - Watching footy from a car when its raining
6 - Work
7 - Gout
8 - The flu
9 - The heat in summer
10 - Bottle shops that serve hot piss.

[JAS]

Which came first

The Rooster!

regards,

REB

You're probably right too according to last weeks news

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100714/ts ... db719.html

Regards
JAS

[Johno6]

so Punk Rooster came first hey.....

the stories are true then

[Booney]

What's wrong with the yolk? I love it. Neither of the little Boon's eat the egg yolk so I inevitably end up with 3 yolks and no egg whites on Saturday morning.

[heater31]

I'm siding with Boon here you lot are all queer

the yolk is the best bit pi55 off the white bit is so boring

[JAS]

I'm siding with Boon here you lot are all queer

the yolk is the best bit pi55 off the white bit is so boring

...and me...I vote for the yolk too

Regards
JAS

[HH3]

I'm siding with Boon here you lot are all queer

the yolk is the best bit pi55 off the white bit is so boring

...and me...I vote for the yolk too

Regards
JAS

Me too...runny yolk is the best part

[fisho mcspaz]

Egg yolk and capsicum are two things I have absolutely detested from childhood and never have learnt to like despite multiple attempts. I really hate it how I'll order a Tom Yum soup from wokinabox and they'll put in ONE mushroom slice, ONE prawn, ONE carrot curl and about EIGHT pieces of bloody capsicum. Capsicum can go root itself.