Things that make you laugh

[tipper]

this thread on Whirlpool forum is hilarious......
https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-r ... ?t=2476768
apparently it is illegal for a steakhouse restaurant to not have a vegitarian option on the menu

edit, bugger, it was deleted... 7 pages of a supposed vegitarian going apoplectic because she was only offered chips and a salad at a steak restaurant. and she tried claiming that there was a law meant the restaurant was discriminating against her

i think she was protien deficient.....

[Footy Chick]

FFS, that's like kicking up a stink because you can't get a steak at a vegetarian restaurant.

Did you click on next page.. it's pretty funny, considering what we've been doing in the shits thread

[Pseudo]

this thread on Whirlpool forum is hilarious......
https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-r ... ?t=2476768
apparently it is illegal for a steakhouse restaurant to not have a vegitarian option on the menu

edit, bugger, it was deleted... 7 pages of a supposed vegitarian going apoplectic because she was only offered chips and a salad at a steak restaurant. and she tried claiming that there was a law meant the restaurant was discriminating against her

i think she was protien deficient.....

"But madam, a steak is nothing more than recycled grass. What could be more vegan-friendly?"

[Booney]

My next visit to a vegan-gluten-flavor free establishment is going to be superb. ( Along with it being my first )

[heater31]

My next visit to a vegan-gluten-flavor free establishment is going to be superb. ( Along with it being my first )

When are we going?

[Spargo]

this thread on Whirlpool forum is hilarious......
https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-r ... ?t=2476768
apparently it is illegal for a steakhouse restaurant to not have a vegitarian option on the menu

edit, bugger, it was deleted... 7 pages of a supposed vegitarian going apoplectic because she was only offered chips and a salad at a steak restaurant. and she tried claiming that there was a law meant the restaurant was discriminating against her

i think she was protien deficient.....

I read enough of it - "misteaks were made", gold

[tipper]

My next visit to a vegan-gluten-flavor free establishment is going to be superb. ( Along with it being my first )

When are we going?

Next safooty gathering i hope [emoji1]

[valleys07]

A guide to Stereo's......Killa Bro!

[Magellan]

Tony Abbott, Australia's most famous monarchist, asked to see the Queen, but she declined.

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-was-snubbed-by-the-queen-on-his-trip-to-london-20151203-gler56.html

After losing the prime ministership, Tony Abbott sought an audience with the Queen during his trip to London last month, but the request was declined.

Mr Abbott, Australia's most famous monarchist and a former executive director of Australians for Constitutional Monarchy, was told that the Queen's schedule would not permit a meeting although she was in London at the time.

Mr Abbott's unsuccessful bid is revealed in part 5 of Fairfax Media's Shirtfronted series on the life of the Abbott government.

It also reveals that, on his last day in power, three of Mr Abbott's cabinet ministers discussed going to see him together to tell him his time was up.

In the morning of the day of the coup, Christopher Pyne and George Brandis, both Turnbull supporters by this point, separately phoned Julie Bishop about going together to see the leader.
She rejected the idea. Ms Bishop decided it had reached the critical point. It would be humiliating for a delegation to call on Mr Abbott.

She decided to go alone. She arranged to meet him the minute he returned from a trip to Adelaide, shortly before noon, and told him he'd lost the support of the party.

Ms Bishop still intended to vote for him until he later offered her job as deputy to another minister, Scott Morrison. At that, she considered herself no longer bound to vote for the leader.
Illustration: John Shakespeare

A few hours after Ms Bishop's call, Mr Turnbull went to see Mr Abbott to declare his challenge.

Mr Abbott was startled, despite feverish media reporting and warnings from colleagues.

He and his then chief of staff, Peta Credlin, had sometimes described Mr Turnbull in private as "another Peter Costello", all pose and no punch. They seemed to be convinced that he would never challenge.

The first leadership spill against Mr Abbott was precipitated when he announced that he had knighted the Queen's husband, Prince Philip.

The first leadership spill against Mr Abbott was precipitated when he announced that he had knighted the Queen's husband, Prince Philip. Photo: Getty Images

Mr Abbott, invited to give the Margaret Thatcher oration, was in London from October 26 to 28.

The Queen's daily schedule, which is published by the Palace, shows that she had only two appointments on the 26th and was apparently free in the evening.

On the 27th she hosted a morning reception and had an evening meeting with Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron but nothing in between.

And on the third and final day of Mr Abbott's trip she had no appointments all day but gave a reception in the evening, according to her published diary.

Mr Abbott once quoted Pascal in explaining widespread public support for the monarchy: "The heart has reasons that reason cannot know."

The former prime minister was careful to consult the Governor-General, Sir Peter Cosgrove, before approaching the Palace to make sure he was not breaching etiquette. He was encouraged to go ahead. Other former prime ministers have been granted audiences.

It's not clear whether Mr Abbott had any particular purpose in his request, but he said in September that part of the Queen's appeal was as a symbolism of continuity: "The Crown is a fixed and stable point in a shifting and changing world."

The first leadership spill against Mr Abbott was precipitated when he announced that he had knighted the Queen's husband, Prince Philip.

Correction: In Thursday's editions, the secretary of the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet at the time of the shooting down of MH17 was wrongly named as Michael Thawley. At that time, it was actually Ian Watt.

[Wedgie]

My next visit to a vegan-gluten-flavor free establishment is going to be superb. ( Along with it being my first )

Nothing wrong with gluten free, gluten makes my girlfriend ill and she cooks the best meals I've ever had, lots of meat and veggies, can't go wrong!
She misses beer but makes up for it with cider and wine while I drink her share.
Bit unfair to lump gf in with wanker vegans or lack of favour.

[heater31]

My next visit to a vegan-gluten-flavor free establishment is going to be superb. ( Along with it being my first )

Nothing wrong with gluten free, gluten makes my girlfriend ill and she cooks the best meals I've ever had, lots of meat and veggies, can't go wrong!
She misses beer but makes up for it with cider and wine while I drink her share.
Bit unfair to lump gf in with wanker vegans or lack of favour.

You can buy gluten free beer......it actually tastes like beer too.

[Alaska]

My next visit to a vegan-gluten-flavor free establishment is going to be superb. ( Along with it being my first )

Nothing wrong with gluten free, gluten makes my girlfriend ill and she cooks the best meals I've ever had, lots of meat and veggies, can't go wrong!
She misses beer but makes up for it with cider and wine while I drink her share.
Bit unfair to lump gf in with wanker vegans or lack of favour.

You can buy gluten free beer......it actually tastes like beer too.

Yes, O'Briens is very good and Dan Murphy stock it

[carey]

Man buns.

Why, just why have them?

[Booney]

Getting a text from my brother :

See you at 5:30. I'll have Chad and Tim with me to try your beers.

Not ******* bad.

[Lightning McQueen]

Man buns.

Why, just why have them?

To give their boyfriend something to hold.

[Magellan]

I've posted this here because there's no 'things you don't understand' thread (or maybe there is and I can't be stuffed looking for it).

A Krispy Kreme 24 drive-thru?

http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/krispy-kreme-doughnut-factory-in-adelaides-north-ready-to-roll-out-sweet-treats/news-story/336e724bd8bdae8fa78fa625ea52f805

I like a doughnut as much as the next person, and have often taken advantage of Cafe de Vili's over the years, but is there that much demand for a humble nutful of dough? Personally, I reckon if all those people who obsess over Krispy Kremes did a blindfold test against a rival doughnut they'd be flat out trying to tell the difference.

Mind you, anything to stop people clogging up overhead luggage compartments on domestic flights with boxes and boxes of the bloody things.

[HH3]

I know if I do go to Krispy Kreme, it's never before 9pm.

We go there maybe once a fortnight to get a coffee and mudcake doughnut.

[norwood8]

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncatego ... ereosonic/

[Booney]

I've posted this here because there's no 'things you don't understand' thread (or maybe there is and I can't be stuffed looking for it).

A Krispy Kreme 24 drive-thru?

http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/krispy-kreme-doughnut-factory-in-adelaides-north-ready-to-roll-out-sweet-treats/news-story/336e724bd8bdae8fa78fa625ea52f805

I like a doughnut as much as the next person, and have often taken advantage of Cafe de Vili's over the years, but is there that much demand for a humble nutful of dough? Personally, I reckon if all those people who obsess over Krispy Kremes did a blindfold test against a rival doughnut they'd be flat out trying to tell the difference.

Mind you, anything to stop people clogging up overhead luggage compartments on domestic flights with boxes and boxes of the bloody things.

I reakon a blind test would see them take the Balfours Choccie over any Krispy shite.

[RustyCage]

The response I got from the girls at work who were all in discussion about how the supplier for their work clothes.

They were all complaining about how the sizing seemed way smaller than last year despite being the same clothing company so I thought I might chuck in "Well perhaps you've all gained weight".

It sounded like a chook shed after that.

You brave brave man...