Things that make you laugh

[stan]

Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.

I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?

OK, I'd rather not mix business with pleasure or I'd rather keep my sexual encounters with those who I don't see every day.

It is a good idea. But its tough sometimes when there are a few sexy ladies around.

[Lightning McQueen]

It is a good idea. But its tough sometimes when there are a few sexy ladies around.

There's about 8 chicks at work that are absolutely stunning, thank god for alcohol and office parties!

[Lightning McQueen]

OK, I'd rather not mix business with pleasure or I'd rather keep my sexual encounters with those who I don't see every day.

Me too; that's why I don't have any mirrors at home.

They make your willy look bigger though.

[Booney]

It is a good idea. But its tough sometimes when there are a few sexy ladies around.

There's about 8 chicks at work that are absolutely stunning, thank god for alcohol and office parties!

Just confirming.

Are they hot everyday at work, or are they hot after you've got a skin full at the office party....or, are they hot and you need them to get a skin full at the office party to stand a chance?

[heater31]

It is a good idea. But its tough sometimes when there are a few sexy ladies around.

There's about 8 chicks at work that are absolutely stunning, thank god for alcohol and office parties!

Are they single? How does one score an invite to said office parties

[Lightning McQueen]

Just confirming.

Are they hot everyday at work, or are they hot after you've got a skin full at the office party....or, are they hot and you need them to get a skin full at the office party to stand a chance?

They are stunning on a daily basis, not full of themselves either, I always get dragged up on the dance floor at work shows and have a pretty good photo booth collection .

[HH3]

The chick that just walked in representing a courier company.

She looks like a hooker. Tight red skirt and high heels, Xmas hat on.

She wouldn't look out of place on Hanson Rd.

Ridiculous!

[Lightning McQueen]

Are they single? How does one score an invite to said office parties

Some are, unfortunately the shows are exclusive to employees and generally at the National Wine Centre.

[Lightning McQueen]

The chick that just walked in representing a courier company.

She looks like a hooker. Tight red skirt and high heels, Xmas hat on.

She wouldn't look out of place on Hanson Rd.

Ridiculous!

Call her Holly.

[Spargo]

It is a good idea. But its tough sometimes when there are a few sexy ladies around.

There's about 8 chicks at work that are absolutely stunning, thank god for alcohol and office parties!

Just confirming.

Are they hot everyday at work, or are they hot after you've got a skin full at the office party....or, are they hot and you need them to get a skin full at the office party to stand a chance?

They say that the difference between a dog & a fox is roughly 8 pints...

[mighty_tiger_79]

I think we will just hover outside The Wine Centre when the next office party is on

[Spargo]

I think we will just hover outside The Wine Centre when the next office party is on

"hover"

[Lightning McQueen]

I think we will just hover outside The Wine Centre when the next office party is on

28th I reckon.

[heater31]

I think we will just hover outside The Wine Centre when the next office party is on

28th I reckon.

Dress code?

[Lightning McQueen]

I think we will just hover outside The Wine Centre when the next office party is on

28th I reckon.

Dress code?

Oops, at Ayers House this time, formal dress code with the entertainment supplied by the Baker Boys Band.

[RustyCage]

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[RustyCage]

The idiot who pushed the cop at the Melbourne Cup, laughed about it, then looked shocked when she was arrested will now have to appear in court

[Failed Creation]

The idiot who pushed the cop at the Melbourne Cup, laughed about it, then looked shocked when she was arrested will now have to appear in court

What a ******* moron!

[Spargo]

The idiot who pushed the cop at the Melbourne Cup, laughed about it, then looked shocked when she was arrested will now have to appear in court

Imagine if he'd cracked his head on something - the stupid bitch.

[Booney]

The idiot who pushed the cop at the Melbourne Cup, laughed about it, then looked shocked when she was arrested will now have to appear in court

"But, but *bats eyelids* I'm a pretty girl! Why are you picking on me?"

What a ******* idiot. The look on her dopey ******* face as the other boys in blue dragged her dumb arse away was just brilliant. She was completely ******* clueless and I'd imagine will go through the rest of her life in the exact same state of mind.