Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Survivor.

....and Master Chef. How the freak do people ( like my wife and daughter ) get so bloody wrapped up in watching average people cock up less than average dishes? I just dont get it. How long does the bloody show go for anyway? Seems like it will be going for alot longer than the fat blokes heart will.

Puzzled, completely puzzled by that one.

C'mon Boney, I know your now hankering for some poached chicken with truffles

One dish I looked at the other night appeared as though it had just made it's way out of someone who had just been drunk for the very first time...

[Brucetiki]

What's wrong with a good old steak and chips, or fish (from the box) and chips

Masterchef/My Kitchen Rules are the two of the most overrated shows on TV. Most of the stuff they 'cook' is garbage anyway.

Mum and I were jokingly suggested we audition for My Kitchen Rules cooking the above for main. Entree will be chicken and sweet corn soup (fresh from the can), and dessert will be apple pie straight from the Sara Lee box

[Strawb]

What's wrong with a good old steak and chips, or fish (from the box) and chips

Masterchef/My Kitchen Rules are the two of the most overrated shows on TV. Most of the stuff they 'cook' is garbage anyway.

Mum and I were jokingly suggested we audition for My Kitchen Rules cooking the above for main. Entree will be chicken and sweet corn soup (fresh from the can), and dessert will be apple pie straight from the Sara Lee box

That would turn a few heads. I am all for that idea and nothing wrong with Sara lee she makes great cakes

[Brucetiki]

What's wrong with a good old steak and chips, or fish (from the box) and chips

Masterchef/My Kitchen Rules are the two of the most overrated shows on TV. Most of the stuff they 'cook' is garbage anyway.

Mum and I were jokingly suggested we audition for My Kitchen Rules cooking the above for main. Entree will be chicken and sweet corn soup (fresh from the can), and dessert will be apple pie straight from the Sara Lee box

That would turn a few heads. I am all for that idea and nothing wrong with Sara lee she makes great cakes

Exactly, and IMO Sara Lee would put all the Masterchef contestants to shame

[Pseudo]

....and Master Chef. How the freak do people ( like my wife and daughter ) get so bloody wrapped up in watching average people cock up less than average dishes? I just dont get it. How long does the bloody show go for anyway? Seems like it will be going for alot longer than the fat blokes heart will.

Darryl Kerrigan: Well hello. How's this boys. Woo hoo. What' do you call this?
Sal Kerrigan: Chicken.
Darryl Kerrigan: and it's got something sprinkled on it
Sal Kerrigan: Seasoning
Darryl Kerrigan: Seasoning! Looks like everybody's kicked a goal.

[Strawb]

....and Master Chef. How the freak do people ( like my wife and daughter ) get so bloody wrapped up in watching average people cock up less than average dishes? I just dont get it. How long does the bloody show go for anyway? Seems like it will be going for alot longer than the fat blokes heart will.

Darryl Kerrigan: Well hello. How's this boys. Woo hoo. What' do you call this?
Sal Kerrigan: Chicken.
Darryl Kerrigan: and it's got something sprinkled on it
Sal Kerrigan: Seasoning
Darryl Kerrigan: Seasoning! Looks like everybody's kicked a goal.

Ahh the castle sponge cake

[am Bays]

....and Master Chef. How the freak do people ( like my wife and daughter ) get so bloody wrapped up in watching average people cock up less than average dishes? I just dont get it. How long does the bloody show go for anyway? Seems like it will be going for alot longer than the fat blokes heart will.

Darryl Kerrigan: Well hello. How's this boys. Woo hoo. What' do you call this?
Sal Kerrigan: Chicken.
Darryl Kerrigan: and it's got something sprinkled on it
Sal Kerrigan: Seasoning
Darryl Kerrigan: Seasoning! Looks like everybody's kicked a goal.

Ahh the castle sponge cake

Rissoles, they're called rissoles dear..

Dad: Whaddya call this, luv?
Mum: Icecream
Dad: Yeah, but it's the way you do it.
Dale: How did you do it, Mum?
Mum: Scooped it out the punnet.

[The Real Number 3]

that solar panel ad on the radio at about 530 every ******* morning.

[hottie]

Lending friends money,can ruin friendships especially when they are very slow to pay back,and u know they are wasting money on other things and make poor excuses.I now will help out a couple of close friends who will always help me out in same situation.Sometimes u learn the hard way.

[The Dark Knight]

Cold Showers

[The Dark Knight]

Channel 9 not showing the State of Origin live and instead showing repeats of Two and Half Men, Customs and Cold Case. Absolute Bull Sh!t

[Choccies]

Channel 9 not showing the State of Origin live and instead showing repeats of Two and Half Men, Customs and Cold Case. Absolute Bull Sh!t

Agree.... these TV stations continually bend us over....

[Footy Chick]

Putting a 0 against a yahtzee and then getting a yahtzee on the next roll

[fisho mcspaz]

Those 'Happy EOFYS' ads. The first few times I heard them I thought they were saying 'Happy Oedipus', which perplexed me because I don't think Oedipus was particularly happy - wasn't he the one who gouged his own eyes out after the realisation that he'd killed his father and married his mother? Anyway, I don't like ads that confuse me. So piss off, EOFYS.

[Footy Chick]

Last years EOFYS was pretty good, but not keen on this years....

[scottroo]

Lending friends money,can ruin friendships especially when they are very slow to pay back,and u know they are wasting money on other things and make poor excuses.I now will help out a couple of close friends who will always help me out in same situation.Sometimes u learn the hard way.

agree with this one, paid for a mates airfares to the goldy a number of years back as we had to pay on credit card, still havnt got it back, hes left the footy club and now plays for the opposition, looking forward to giving him a spray in a few weeks when we play them!

[norm11]

Channel 9 not showing the State of Origin live and instead showing repeats of Two and Half Men, Customs and Cold Case. Absolute Bull Sh!t

Agreed

[Dutchy]

On Holidays last week going to a Mexican Restuarant on Monday when kids eat free on Tuesdays and going to Lone Star on Tuesday to find out kids eat free on Mondays!

[smithy]

Putting a 0 against a yahtzee and then getting a yahtzee on the next roll

Crossing off yahtzee then rolling 5 3's two rolls later.

Tell me about it

DId it TWICE yesterday playing Yahtzee Party on Pogo

Don't you ever learn ?

[Pseudo]

On Holidays last week going to a Mexican Restuarant on Monday when kids eat free on Tuesdays and going to Lone Star on Tuesday to find out kids eat free on Mondays!

On holidays last week went to a pub with a kids play area on a Thursday to discover that kids ate free on Thursdays.

Went to another pub with a kids play area on the following Monday to discover that at that pub, Monday was the kids eat free day.

This doesn't give me the sh1ts, obviously....