Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Sat May 22, 2010 7:57 am

starting work at 6am on a saturday.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby magpie in the 80's » Sat May 22, 2010 6:48 pm

white line fever wrote:starting work at 6am on a saturday.

I started at 4am and finished just before 6pm :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat May 22, 2010 10:15 pm

Getting some of your penis skin caught in your fly. Franks 'n' Beans.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun May 23, 2010 12:18 am

Walking in on the other half playing 'Sexy Beach III' on his computer. He just completed his first date and got to unlock a new swimsuit, apparently. Jeez, aren't I enough for him? :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun May 23, 2010 9:58 am

Is this game "interactive" Fisho? As in the first date is another person on another computer somewhere in the world?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun May 23, 2010 10:27 am

Haha, no. I've had a look at it since and it is really, REALLY lame. One of his workmates sent it to him. I'm going to be paying him out about it for a few days. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Sun May 23, 2010 1:04 pm

Being too drunk/lazy to move the car into the garage last night...now it is being covered in the tonnes of top soil currently floaitng around
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Sun May 23, 2010 10:05 pm

cracked roof tiles..hearing drip into roof
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Sun May 23, 2010 10:08 pm

Loosing SuperCoach game by 14 points while having only 20 play
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Sun May 23, 2010 10:54 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, aren't I enough for him? :evil:


Why do woman always think that..? :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Mon May 24, 2010 1:38 pm

Not having access to the computer game 'Sexy Beach III'......
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Felch » Mon May 24, 2010 3:37 pm

Ridiculous new posting rules on the Crows and Power forums... :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon May 24, 2010 4:02 pm

Felch wrote:Ridiculous new posting rules on the Crows and Power forums... :roll:


Agreed. Those boards shouldn't even exist in the first place. God forbid we pay out the precious Crows or Power fans. Cripes you have SAFETY IN NUMBERS PEOPLE.

A serious blot on the best forum in the land.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Mon May 24, 2010 4:29 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Getting some of your penis skin caught in your fly. Franks 'n' Beans.


WE HAVE A BLEEDER! :p
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hazbeen » Mon May 24, 2010 4:30 pm

brod wrote:Loosing SuperCoach game by 14 points while having only 20 play


Drawing my match in AFL Dream Team and losing my Supercoach match after being the 2nd highest score in the league for the round.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hazbeen » Mon May 24, 2010 4:30 pm

Brucetiki wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Getting some of your penis skin caught in your fly. Franks 'n' Beans.


WE HAVE A BLEEDER! :p


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smithy » Mon May 24, 2010 6:01 pm

Felch wrote:Ridiculous new posting rules on the Crows and Power forums... :roll:

There's always the feedback forum.
Post your thoughts in there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smithy » Mon May 24, 2010 6:02 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Felch wrote:Ridiculous new posting rules on the Crows and Power forums... :roll:


Agreed. Those boards shouldn't even exist in the first place. God forbid we pay out the precious Crows or Power fans. Cripes you have SAFETY IN NUMBERS PEOPLE.

A serious blot on the best forum in the land.

regards,

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To charcoals number 1 fan. 8)

Try the feedback forum if you have any ideas.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon May 24, 2010 6:39 pm

LOTS of things irritating me today...

Having AGL slug me for electricity AND gas connection fees. It'd be nice if they could do it all in one.

My hair - hasn't been cut in over six months and it's all long and straggly. I look like a cross between an Old English sheepdog and MacGyver.

My eldest son telling me he was sick and rattling off a list of frightening symptoms - and then having a drink and saying 'I must have just been thirsty instead.' ](*,)

Furthermore, the stupid IGA has stopped selling fresh crab meat, and the canned stuff has the consistency of cotton wool packed in water, and it tastes like what a public toilet smells like. :evil:

Not Happy, Jan!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon May 24, 2010 6:45 pm

Dog_ger wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:Jeez, aren't I enough for him? :evil:


Why do woman always think that..? :roll:


Well, why do blokes have an apparent compulsion to look at that stuff? I'm not interested at all in looking at other naked blokes... well, I guess that's not strictly true, because I won't complain if I see one :lol: but I won't go LOOKING for them on the internet.
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