Things that give you the sh1ts

[Johno6]

The death of hot golfers. Not cool.

john daly died?

[magpie in the 80's]

LPGA player Erica Blasberg, 25, dies.

Police and an agent for 25-year-old Erica Blasberg say the LPGA Tour golfer has died.

California native Erica Blasberg turned pro in 2004 after a successful college career at University of Arizona.Hunter Martin

Henderson police spokesman Keith Paul said Monday that authorities were investigating Blasberg’s Sunday death. It was not immediately clear whether foul play was involved.

Blasberg’s agent, Chase Callahan, confirmed her death but declined to provide details because of the investigation.

[The Dark Knight]

Jessica Watson!

She went sailing and is now a hero...

[fisho mcspaz]

House inspections. CLEANING for house inspections, to be more precise.

[Johno6]

LPGA player Erica Blasberg, 25, dies.

Police and an agent for 25-year-old Erica Blasberg say the LPGA Tour golfer has died.

California native Erica Blasberg turned pro in 2004 after a successful college career at University of Arizona.Hunter Martin

Henderson police spokesman Keith Paul said Monday that authorities were investigating Blasberg’s Sunday death. It was not immediately clear whether foul play was involved.

Blasberg’s agent, Chase Callahan, confirmed her death but declined to provide details because of the investigation.

she is bloody good..
what a shame.. rip

[White Line Fever]

Borrowing the missus bus ticket to go to footy yesterday, then forgetting to give it back to her..
Then getting abusive texts this morning as she got to stop, had no ticket, no cash and she had to walk back home to get coin.
WOOPS

[Choccies]

Monday morning..... pffft.....

[Rik E Boy]

Getting on the piss for one day and having a two day hangover. What bullshit!

regards,

REB

[aceman]

Buying Aust Made socks for good money that have crappy elastic in them and keep sliding down to the sole of your foot after 1 wash. Now that gives me the sh*ts!

[fisho mcspaz]

Crazy people that come up to me in the supermarket. I don't know why but I seem to attract a lot of weirdos. Most recently it was a woman with a very prominent moustache who tried to tell me why my son is a gift from God - except I was too busy wondering why God had decided to gift her with that moustache to pay too much attention. Another time it was a woman who was very angry about the fact that broccoli has a large stem and thus when you buy broccoli you are really paying mostly for the stem. I literally had to run away from her while she carried on screaming about supermarket cheats, brandishing a bunch of broccoli furiously in the air.

[JAS]

Crazy people that come up to me in the supermarket. I don't know why but I seem to attract a lot of weirdos. Most recently it was a woman with a very prominent moustache who tried to tell me why my son is a gift from God - except I was too busy wondering why God had decided to gift her with that moustache to pay too much attention. Another time it was a woman who was very angry about the fact that broccoli has a large stem and thus when you buy broccoli you are really paying mostly for the stem. I literally had to run away from her while she carried on screaming about supermarket cheats, brandishing a bunch of broccoli furiously in the air.

Obviously insane and on some sort of 'care in the community' programme...everyone knows the stem is the best part

I'm actually starting to think that supermarkets hire people like these...they seem to be in every single one...maybe it's to make sure us shoppers keep moving around the store

Regards
JAS

[Thiele]

Mondays

[mighty_tiger_79]

Crazy people that come up to me in the supermarket. I don't know why but I seem to attract a lot of weirdos. Most recently it was a woman with a very prominent moustache who tried to tell me why my son is a gift from God - except I was too busy wondering why God had decided to gift her with that moustache to pay too much attention. Another time it was a woman who was very angry about the fact that broccoli has a large stem and thus when you buy broccoli you are really paying mostly for the stem. I literally had to run away from her while she carried on screaming about supermarket cheats, brandishing a bunch of broccoli furiously in the air.

next time enlighten them that the stem of broccoli is actually quite tasty

[CK]

Crazy people that come up to me in the supermarket. I don't know why but I seem to attract a lot of weirdos. Most recently it was a woman with a very prominent moustache who tried to tell me why my son is a gift from God - except I was too busy wondering why God had decided to gift her with that moustache to pay too much attention. Another time it was a woman who was very angry about the fact that broccoli has a large stem and thus when you buy broccoli you are really paying mostly for the stem. I literally had to run away from her while she carried on screaming about supermarket cheats, brandishing a bunch of broccoli furiously in the air.

next time enlighten them that the stem of broccoli is actually quite tasty

The former sounds rather like a woman that stands on city street corners, brandishing leaflets at people, shrieking "Its important!!" and standing in your path as you try to get around her. A number of times, I politely said that getting to work on time was more important. She seemed to then develop a temporary hearing disorder, and offered me further leaflets. I'm yet to take one, much less read it, as I fear it may trigger a chain reaction of leaflets for the rest of my city-faring days.

[smithy]

Crazy people that come up to me in the supermarket. I don't know why but I seem to attract a lot of weirdos. Most recently it was a woman with a very prominent moustache who tried to tell me why my son is a gift from God - except I was too busy wondering why God had decided to gift her with that moustache to pay too much attention. Another time it was a woman who was very angry about the fact that broccoli has a large stem and thus when you buy broccoli you are really paying mostly for the stem. I literally had to run away from her while she carried on screaming about supermarket cheats, brandishing a bunch of broccoli furiously in the air.

next time enlighten them that the stem of broccoli is actually quite tasty

Cue Pseudo.

[Pseudo]

Crazy people that come up to me in the supermarket. I don't know why but I seem to attract a lot of weirdos. Most recently it was a woman with a very prominent moustache who tried to tell me why my son is a gift from God - except I was too busy wondering why God had decided to gift her with that moustache to pay too much attention. Another time it was a woman who was very angry about the fact that broccoli has a large stem and thus when you buy broccoli you are really paying mostly for the stem. I literally had to run away from her while she carried on screaming about supermarket cheats, brandishing a bunch of broccoli furiously in the air.

next time enlighten them that the stem of broccoli is actually quite tasty

Cue Pseudo.

thankyou Smithy...

You only have to pay for the stem if it is still attached to the florets when you get to the checkout....

[Q.]

Constable: "Sir, why are you carrying this deadly weapon?"
Pseudo: "It's my broccoli knife, officer!"

[Choccies]

People carrying vegetable knives

[Lightning McQueen]

People that get shitty with people that carry vegetable knives.

[Choccies]

People that curse needlessly when expressing their feelings about people expressing their feelings about people with vegetable knives