Things that give you the sh1ts

[brod]

Having your car reversed into in a matter of a couple of hours in front of neighbours house..and nothing, noone saw anything

[Wedgie]

Death, shits me to tears.

[custardarm]

reversing your car into someone elses then driving off and worrying whether you will get away with it

[fisho mcspaz]

Headache + sinus pain + dry painful eyes. Panadol isn't helping it at all. I think it's just from staring at the computer but it's been giving me hell for nearly a week now - going to get the eyes tested Wednesday.

[Booney]

The start of every C7 broadcast of the footy when they show that mock up cheer squad with the toothless Port bloke at the front, swinging his scarfe on slow motion.

Time for a change, please?

[Pseudo]

The start of every C7 broadcast of the footy when they show that mock up cheer squad with the toothless Port bloke at the front, swinging his scarfe on slow motion.

Time for a change, please?

Yeah, give some of the other toothless Port ferals a go

[White Line Fever]

reversing your car into someone elses then driving off and worrying whether you will get away with it

[Psyber]

Some b....... who ran a key along my 15 year old Audi S2 the other day.
Until now I had been secure in the idea it was relatively inconspicuous and unrecognisable as anything out of the ordinary.
I knew no good would come of educating the masses...
[Fortunately the enamel is thick and it will buff out.]

Another one - the person on the SE Freeway in the middle lane doing 80 in a 100 zone because there was a truck in the left lane 300 metres ahead of them.
[The right lane was occupied by someone else passing them, but I had plenty of time to pass on the left and cut back into the middle before reaching the truck.]

[Rik E Boy]

The start of every C7 broadcast of the footy when they show that mock up cheer squad with the toothless Port bloke at the front, swinging his scarfe on slow motion.

Time for a change, please?

They nailed it first time mate so no need for the update ha ha.

regards,

REB

[Lightning McQueen]

Some b....... who ran a key along my 15 year old Audi S2 the other day.
Until now I had been secure in the idea it was relatively inconspicuous and unrecognisable as anything out of the ordinary.
I knew no good would come of educating the masses...
[Fortunately the enamel is thick and it will buff out.]

Another one - the person on the SE Freeway in the middle lane doing 80 in a 100 zone because there was a truck in the left lane 300 metres ahead of them.
[The right lane was occupied by someone else passing them, but I had plenty of time to pass on the left and cut back into the middle before reaching the truck.]

Where was your chauffeur?

[Choccies]

Some b....... who ran a key along my 15 year old Audi S2 the other day.
Until now I had been secure in the idea it was relatively inconspicuous and unrecognisable as anything out of the ordinary.
I knew no good would come of educating the masses...
[Fortunately the enamel is thick and it will buff out.]

Another one - the person on the SE Freeway in the middle lane doing 80 in a 100 zone because there was a truck in the left lane 300 metres ahead of them.
[The right lane was occupied by someone else passing them, but I had plenty of time to pass on the left and cut back into the middle before reaching the truck.]

Where was your chauffeur?

Moving the Leyland to get to the MG which was parked next to the boat and behind the Jag....

[Lightning McQueen]

Some b....... who ran a key along my 15 year old Audi S2 the other day.
Until now I had been secure in the idea it was relatively inconspicuous and unrecognisable as anything out of the ordinary.
I knew no good would come of educating the masses...
[Fortunately the enamel is thick and it will buff out.]

Another one - the person on the SE Freeway in the middle lane doing 80 in a 100 zone because there was a truck in the left lane 300 metres ahead of them.
[The right lane was occupied by someone else passing them, but I had plenty of time to pass on the left and cut back into the middle before reaching the truck.]

Where was your chauffeur?

Moving the Leyland to get to the MG which was parked next to the boat and behind the Jag....

Ahhh the serenity.

[Choccies]

Get yer hand off it Daryl....

[Booney]

When Mrs.Boon buys bread from one of those little bakery's that use tape to seal the bread bag and not the little plastic clips. Makes you rip the bag open. Small problem, I know, but it still gives me the.....

[Baron Greenback]

Groin injuries.
Painful and hard to get rid of.

[Psyber]

Some b....... who ran a key along my 15 year old Audi S2 the other day.
Until now I had been secure in the idea it was relatively inconspicuous and unrecognisable as anything out of the ordinary.
I knew no good would come of educating the masses...
[Fortunately the enamel is thick and it will buff out.]

Another one - the person on the SE Freeway in the middle lane doing 80 in a 100 zone because there was a truck in the left lane 300 metres ahead of them.
[The right lane was occupied by someone else passing them, but I had plenty of time to pass on the left and cut back into the middle before reaching the truck.]

Where was your chauffeur?

Moving the Leyland to get to the MG which was parked next to the boat and behind the Jag....

I like driving, and would never buy a good car then pay some one else to drive it!
And while I did borrow and XK coupe from Solitaire for an afternoon when they were first released years ago it didn't persuade me Jags were a good buy.
I have two 15 year old cars, no boat, and no staff, if you don't count the human female house pets us old guys need and deserve...

[fisho mcspaz]

The ex ringing me up about the access phone call to our son he missed last week - went off his trolley, threatening to f*** me up etc. because I wouldn't let him make up the call (his own fault he missed it). This bloke doesn't have a problem threatening me when I'm on my own but he won't say two words if my partner's with me. Bloody spineless gutless thing like a tapir's nose he is.

[Johno6]

Not knowing what a "tapir's" is...

[Choccies]

Not knowing what a "tapir's" is...

[smac]

The ex ringing me up about the access phone call to our son he missed last week - went off his trolley, threatening to f*** me up etc. because I wouldn't let him make up the call (his own fault he missed it). This bloke doesn't have a problem threatening me when I'm on my own but he won't say two words if my partner's with me. Bloody spineless gutless thing like a tapir's nose he is.

I know each situation has its own nuances, but all I see here is someone denying a father some time on the phone with his son. That's something that gives me the sh!ts.