Re: Things that make you laugh
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:57 am
Johno6 wrote:Hook. Line. Sinker.
Nah I didn't catch you that we'll, you only took the bait.
Johno6 wrote:Hook. Line. Sinker.
cracka wrote:Johno6 wrote:this time last week I thought al crows supporters were dead or didn't have access to the internet.
now its like they are all alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections
this time last week I thought crows haters were alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections.
now its like they are dead or don't have access to the internet.
Amazing what a week in footy can do eh
bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
Footy Chick wrote:
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
Lightning McQueen wrote:Footy Chick wrote:
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
How do they get it into the containers?
tipper wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
does the fact you answered those questions, seemingly with some confidence, make you the forums resident bull semen expert???
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:bennymacca wrote:How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?
What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?
So many questions.
1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)
2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.
3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.
4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?
fisho mcspaz wrote:This was in a Roald Dahl book so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt, but there was a scene where the characters had to collect some bull semen. They just did it by grabbing the bull's wang while he was trying to mount a cow, put a rubber bag around it (evidently experiencing a shortage of bull-sized frangers), and let the bull keep happily banging away. When he was done, they made off with the bag, mixed the contents with glycerol in tubes, then froze the tubes in dry ice to preserve the little wrigglers. The glycerol somehow stopped the sperm from freezing to death. Why I'm participating in this conversation, I don't know. This is taking procrastination to a new level.
Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
Footy Chick wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.
hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.
carey wrote:
Well that counts me out I've never tried it......
Lightning McQueen wrote:carey wrote:
Well that counts me out I've never tried it......
What? You've never had the urge to go knock the top off a bull?