Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun May 02, 2010 2:56 pm

You obviously have never done a knee then? :shock:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Sun May 02, 2010 4:39 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Justin Westhoff's beard. It looks really stupid. I reckon he was listening to 'Wheels' by the Foo Fighters and thought, Wow, what a great song, I wish I was in a band! I'll grow a beard so people think I'm a rock star.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby 85 WAS A GOOD YEAR » Sun May 02, 2010 7:08 pm

When you are waiting to hear if a rumour is fact or fiction, and no-one from the club involved logs into SA Footy Forum to confirm/deny :roll: ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sun May 02, 2010 7:20 pm

Dog_ger wrote: 7. Pffft. House Prices.
Yes, this one in Austin, Texas, surprised me when I was looking over International property prices.
It seems much better than what you could get for the same money here..
http://realestate.yahoo.com/Texas/Austi ... iU03Fn47Qs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Mon May 03, 2010 9:17 am

dedja wrote:You obviously have never done a knee then? :shock:


Obviously never broken your back then :shock: ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon May 03, 2010 2:35 pm

Getting a letter from uni saying I owe them $20 for a parking fine and $30 for a reminder fee. The worst thing about this is that two months ago I got the same letter. I wrote to the parking office asking them to let me off the $30 reminder fee, I made the excuse that being pregnant and having a lot of illnesses made me forget to pay my parking fine. They accepted this and wrote back to me saying I only had to pay $20, by the end of April. Too bad I forgot again and now I've been charged another bloody $30. This time I'll just have to pay up. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 03, 2010 3:31 pm

Having a need of the Unix Gnu C++ compiler for the first time in over a year... and finding that today is the day that the system has decided to lock me out of the Unix account. Impeccable timing; it cannot be a coincidence.

Bonus peeve: the system admin service desk droid was unable to solve the problem ("have you rebooted?" AAAAARGH :twisted: ) and referred the problem to her superiors. Meaning that by 1:00 PM I still could not log in and do what I had to do.

Have now come home to do it on my laptop. Possible anti-peeve: I am not allowed to bring my laptop to the workplace.
This _might_ give me an excuse to stay home and work this week. 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon May 03, 2010 4:23 pm

My mother sending me an SMS asking if she can have her mothers day present early?

WTF? :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Mon May 03, 2010 4:26 pm

Footy Chick wrote:My mother sending me an SMS asking if she can have her mothers day present early?

WTF? :shock:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon May 03, 2010 4:30 pm

maybe she thinks your getting her a crows win for mothers day?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon May 03, 2010 4:37 pm

Footy Chick wrote:My mother sending me an SMS asking if she can have her mothers day present early?

WTF? :shock:



time to hit the shops then! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Mon May 03, 2010 5:21 pm

Footy Chick wrote:My mother sending me an SMS asking if she can have her mothers day present early?
WTF? :shock:
I'd tend to respond "What Mother's Day present? ;)
You could tell her you that for budgetary reasons related to the world financial crisis, after discussions with economic advisers, you were making cuts this year, but if the recovery came through you were planning to give her a double one next year?? :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon May 03, 2010 5:41 pm

The kids breaking the USB stick for the broadband.... :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Mon May 03, 2010 10:00 pm

The boss having a chat to me today about internet usage at work
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon May 03, 2010 10:04 pm

brod wrote:The boss having a chat to me today about internet usage at work


Did you tell him you only go on when the others are having their smoke break ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue May 04, 2010 11:50 am

brod wrote:The boss having a chat to me today about internet usage at work


Hope you Googled up the study that shows that Internet usage actually increases productivity. :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue May 04, 2010 12:06 pm

brod wrote:The boss having a chat to me today about internet usage at work


You would think that being your boss you should be asking him for advice about the net ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue May 04, 2010 5:19 pm

Unbeknowns to me...Kookas mailing my RAA carry bag to WHYALLA because it's the only thing he could find to wrap up Desert Parks Passes with :?

Then when I went to put my lunchbox away and couldn't find my bag, I asked where the bag was and Turkeywizz, Brucetiki both pissed themselves laughing...

It's not funny :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue May 04, 2010 5:33 pm

Having uni on Tuesday and Thursday nights, turns them into 15 hour days, GRRRRR :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed May 05, 2010 9:09 pm

Channel 7 showing Better Home and Gardens instead of the friday night footy live.

Channel 9 showing the news at 6:00 meaning the first 10 overs of the chase in ODI, the most exciting part of the game, are missed.

Not happy Jan! :evil:
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