Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Since giving our 4 year old male Beagle a desexed 1 year old female Beagle to play with about 6 months ago he has matured very quickly. At 4 a Beagle is still a pup and Beasley is now a great dog, pity the other one is still only young. She is getting there though.

[Bum Crack]

Getting severely blind at a wedding Saturday night and having an argument with another guest and now getting the silent treatment from the missus. I gotta stop drinking bundy.

[Booney]

Getting severely blind at a wedding Saturday night and having an argument with another guest and now getting the silent treatment from the missus. I gotta stop drinking bundy.

No good ever comes from a Bundy session.

[fisho mcspaz]

Nearly crashing the car at the Woodcroft servo because I thought the person pumping up their bike tyres at the air thingo was a mime. (It wasn't. It was an ordinary person wearing a striped shirt.) I was driving past and was like, 'Hey, a mime!' and then I had a second look to make sure it was a mime (because they're not exactly a common sight in suburban petrol station carparks) and next thing I'd run into the kerb. Fortunately I was only going at about 10 kph at the time.

[redden whites]

Nearly crashing the car at the Woodcroft servo because I thought the person pumping up their bike tyres at the air thingo was a mime. (It wasn't. It was an ordinary person wearing a striped shirt.) I was driving past and was like, 'Hey, a mime!' and then I had a second look to make sure it was a mime (because they're not exactly a common sight in suburban petrol station carparks) and next thing I'd run into the kerb. Fortunately I was only going at about 10 kph at the time.

Thankfully drug testing of drivers is now here.

[JAS]

Bloody cats

Sitting at the pc, concentrating on killing things when I suddenly feel something lean against my shins. As someone who doesn't own any pets I nearly went through the ceiling with fright...someones bloody ferral mog had somehow climbed up onto the porch roof and got to my 1st floor, open, livingroom window and jumped through.

If it does it again it might easily become an ex-cat.

Regards
JAS

[Psyber]

Bloody cats
Sitting at the pc, concentrating on killing things when I suddenly feel something lean against my shins. As someone who doesn't own any pets I nearly went through the ceiling with fright...someones bloody ferral mog had somehow climbed up onto the porch roof and got to my 1st floor, open, livingroom window and jumped through.
If it does it again it might easily become an ex-cat.
Regards
JAS

You are looking at this wrongly..
You have been elevated and blessed by a higher being and should be suitably grateful...

[Footy Chick]

Bloody cats

Sitting at the pc, concentrating on killing things when I suddenly feel something lean against my shins. As someone who doesn't own any pets I nearly went through the ceiling with fright...someones bloody ferral mog had somehow climbed up onto the porch roof and got to my 1st floor, open, livingroom window and jumped through.

If it does it again it might easily become an ex-cat.

Regards
JAS

Don't be like that JAS - he obviously liked you

[JK]

Saints hitting the line on Sunday and then slipping under it .. Had it as the staple in all multi's (that had already landed every leg)

[Booney]

Bloody cats

Sitting at the pc, concentrating on killing things when I suddenly feel something lean against my shins. As someone who doesn't own any pets I nearly went through the ceiling with fright...someones bloody ferral mog had somehow climbed up onto the porch roof and got to my 1st floor, open, livingroom window and jumped through.

If it does it again it might easily become an ex-cat.

Regards
JAS

Don't be like that JAS - he obviously liked you

I'm with you JAS. Cats are rank. We adopted one when we moved into our new house about a year ago, it was 10 years old with one eye a bung leg and had been hit by a car at least once.

We haven't seen it for about a month now.

[JAS]

Bloody cats
Sitting at the pc, concentrating on killing things when I suddenly feel something lean against my shins. As someone who doesn't own any pets I nearly went through the ceiling with fright...someones bloody ferral mog had somehow climbed up onto the porch roof and got to my 1st floor, open, livingroom window and jumped through.
If it does it again it might easily become an ex-cat.
Regards
JAS

You are looking at this wrongly..
You have been elevated and blessed by a higher being and should be suitable grateful...

I'll give it 'elevated' if it does it again...using my size 5 1/2 left foot

Don't be like that JAS - he obviously liked you

Sorry FC that's the one thing we ain't never gonna argee on. I'm afraid I've never liked them...it's all that clingy slinking round your ankles stuff...just makes my flesh crawl.

Regards
JAS

[Psyber]

My wife and I had a pair of Russian Blues at one stage.
The male's most affectionate impulse was to leap on to your shoulder as you went past from about 6 feet away.
Occasionally he landed awkwardly and had to use all his claws to regain stability - &$@*^%..
The female liked straight whisky and would tend to sit under my chin when I was having a wee dram, as volunteer taster.
The occasional nudge of the glass hand with her head got a bit tricky.

[brod]

Election posters still hanging

[fish]

Saints hitting the line on Sunday and then slipping under it .. Had it as the staple in all multi's (that had already landed every leg)

Bad luck CP, the same thing happened to a mate - he needed St. Kilda by 24 to win. I was listening to the game on the radio and was just about to text him congratulations when Freo got two quick goals. Oh well there's always next week.

[Pag]

Saints hitting the line on Sunday and then slipping under it .. Had it as the staple in all multi's (that had already landed every leg)

Ditto. Cost me $180.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Election posters still hanging

isnt that illegal?????

[mighty_tiger_79]

FAINT KILDA also cost me against FRAUDMANTLE

tempted to have $5 on richmond - a few years ago 2004 freo defeated richmond at the G after being held scoreless at 1/4 time to get up and win, wouldnt surprise me to see freo go in with the wrong attitude

[Brucetiki]

Election posters still hanging

isnt that illegal?????

Yeah they need to be down within 3 days after the election. Alot of Rod Steinerts (Democrat) are still up in Ramsay (I guess he's too busy illegally parking his truck to pull down the signs )

[JK]

Saints hitting the line on Sunday and then slipping under it .. Had it as the staple in all multi's (that had already landed every leg)

Bad luck CP, the same thing happened to a mate - he needed St. Kilda by 24 to win. I was listening to the game on the radio and was just about to text him congratulations when Freo got two quick goals. Oh well there's always next week.

Cheers mate, spanning 2 accounts prob cost me collects of just under $1k ... Thankfully I'd backed Freo +24.5 for some insurance on Sunday so still walked away with a small profit

[Dutchy]

Use PYOL at Centrebet CP, I took Saints -12.5