Things that make you laugh

[Q.]

thank you Quichey..

that chick is so frickin hot!!!

She is a hot piece of arse.

[JK]

LMFAO that's awesome, and Johno is right (and just quietly so is Spencer).

BTW, where do you get an Etch-A-Sketch that big??? I want one.

[Choccies]

Where do u get a chick like that.... I want one !!

[Drop Bear]

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

Spencer was right. HPOA.

[Q.]

Those denim shorts were the highlight.

[GWW]

They reckon its a hoax:

http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting- ... e-internet

[JAS]

They reckon its a hoax:

http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting- ... e-internet

You guys though it wasn't???

Regards
JAS

[JK]

I don't think the fact that she's a hot piece is fake

[JAS]

I don't think the fact that she's a hot piece is fake

Meh! you lot would think pram lady in hotpants and a vest was a hot piece

Regards
JAS

[Johno6]

i dont get it.. what was the hoax?
i only just realised she had a white board.........

[Media Park]

I make me laugh...

I've just sat up to watch Sandra Sultry on the Ten News, and then I realised that there is a 24 hour news channel.

I could've got my fill, and been in bed already!

Idiot!

[aceman]

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner .

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at
least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a ******* good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning......What
part of 'broke' don't you understand?'

[wycbloods]

http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/08/10/tonyabbotttimewarp/

That made me laugh.

[fisho mcspaz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zu9svX2L7A

This scared the crap out of me but in a good way!

[fisho mcspaz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zu9svX2L7A

This scared the crap out of me but in a good way!

Oh yeah - to get the full effect, turn the volume up as high as you can.

[JAS]

Not exactly laughing...more shock and amazement at the poor sod

Now try telling kids that if they swallow apple pips trees won't grow iside them...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050

Man grows pea plant inside lung

A Massachusetts man who was rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung came home with an unusual diagnosis: a pea plant was growing in his lung.

Ron Sveden had been battling emphysema for months when his condition deteriorated.

He was steeling himself for a cancer diagnosis when X-rays revealed the growth in his lung.

Doctors believe that Mr Sveden ate the pea at some point, but it "went down the wrong way" and sprouted.

"One of the first meals I had in the hospital after the surgery had peas for the vegetable. I laughed to myself and ate them," Mr Sveden told a local Boston TV reporter.

Mr Sveden said the plant was about half an inch (1.25cm) in size.

"Whether this would have gone full-term and I'd be working for the Jolly Green Giant, I don't know. I think the thing that finally dawned on me is that it wasn't the cancer," Mr Sveden said.

He is currently recovering at home with his wife Nancy, who joked that God must have a sense of humour.

Regards
JAS

[Johno6]

We've got a real lazy guy at work that just reads the paper, smokes and surfs the net all day..,
so we thought we would get his replacement while he was out.

[Media Park]

We've got a real lazy guy at work that just reads the paper, smokes and surfs the net all day..,
so we thought we would get his replacement while he was out.

You don't work with me do you Johnno??

[fish]

My dog. I give him a bone to chew on and then he growls at me every time I go near him as if he expects me to take it away again!

[Lightning McQueen]

Little Mr just turned 5.
He was about to get in the bath, he has a phobia about anyone cleaning his ears so i told him he has to clean them himself while he's in the bath.
Finishes his bath and stands in front of the heater with his towel. Wife says to him "Did you clean your ears?"
"Yes" he replied.
"Come and give me a look then"
He walks over and shows them to her "Good job" she says.
"Did you wash your bum with soap" she then asks.
"Yes, do you want to have a look at that aswell" He replied with a big grin on his face, smartass. It cracked us up though.