Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

The missus hogging the tv all afternoon watching footy

That gives you the sh1ts?

Next you'll say she hogs it to watch the test matches all summer long!

God if she did that I'd leave her, cricket's almost as boring as golf!

If you did that, I'd try my luck... A woman that watches footy, cricket AND golf?? We'd almost never have to communicate. A surefire way to a successful relationship!

Nah, she doesnt watch cricket or golf thank god!
If she watched that crap I'd be out of here!

[Strawb]

Hey Wedgie quit giving her tips on how to leave you there mate. You never know she might take them up

[A Mum]

Kids leaving empty toilet rolls all over the toilet floor !!

We even have an 'empty toilet roll holder' in the toilet
How hard can it be!

Give me strength

[Choccies]

Kids leaving empty toilet rolls all over the toilet floor !!

We even have an 'empty toilet roll holder' in the toilet
How hard can it be!

Give me strength

Ahh we are going thru these issues at the moment too A Mum..... Junior Choccies 'frgetting' to flush and leaving some nice presents for me and Mrs Choccies to find later on.....

[Groover]

When comentators use the line "Silly moment of success" Nearly hear that 20 times every IPL game!

[Booney]

Kids leaving empty toilet rolls all over the toilet floor !!

We even have an 'empty toilet roll holder' in the toilet
How hard can it be!

Give me strength

Ahh we are going thru these issues at the moment too A Mum..... Junior Choccies 'frgetting' to flush and leaving some nice presents for me and Mrs Choccies to find later on.....

Junior Choccies leaving choccies for you?

Dr.Karl on JJJ to save water - If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down....

[Choccies]

Kids leaving empty toilet rolls all over the toilet floor !!

We even have an 'empty toilet roll holder' in the toilet
How hard can it be!

Give me strength

Ahh we are going thru these issues at the moment too A Mum..... Junior Choccies 'frgetting' to flush and leaving some nice presents for me and Mrs Choccies to find later on.....

Junior Choccies leaving choccies for you?

Dr.Karl on JJJ to save water - If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down....

He is leaving chokitos for us yes Booney....

[Psyber]

Dr.Karl on JJJ to save water - If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down....

That was a saying Princess Margaret [Liz's sister] was reported to have used frequently to her house guests at her place in the country as there was a water supply issue there.

[Bum Crack]

Dr.Karl on JJJ to save water - If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down....

That was saying Princess Margaret [Liz's sister] was reported to have used frequently to her house guests at her place in the country as there was a water supply issue there.

That was when you were the guest there wasn't it??

[fisho mcspaz]

Chuggington You may well be the fastest chugger around, Koko, but just remember nobody likes a braggart.

[Booney]

Chuggington You may well be the fastest chugger around, Koko, but just remember nobody likes a braggart.

WTF?

[fisho mcspaz]

haha it's a kids show on ABC2, it is bloody awful!!

[Psyber]

Dr.Karl on JJJ to save water - If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down....

That was a saying Princess Margaret [Liz's sister] was reported to have used frequently to her house guests at her place in the country as there was a water supply issue there.

That was when you were the guest there wasn't it??

Nope. I wasn't into her booze and smoking set..
Knowing a cousin of Diana's back in the mid 1970s was as near as I got to acquaintanceship with the Battenbergs, aka Windsors..

[Wedgie]

Stores that have display boxes of things on show that they've sold out of. And when you point out to them its probably worthless having something on display that they dont sell they just put the display box. FFS.

[Choccies]

haha it's a kids show on ABC2, it is bloody awful!!

Saying it's "bloody awful" surely isn't a strong enough description surely Fisho !!! Without doubt one of the worst kids shows going about and horribly close to a Thomas the Tank Engine rip off !!

[Bum Crack]

My work at the moment. Not knowing if I will have a job in two weeks time and more than likely losing all my benefits if they go into liquidation. Now I have to cancel my op which was scheduled for May, because I won't be able to afford to take three weeks off. I am so ******* pissed off

[Johno6]

Have you thought about asking Nuggety Goodness if theres any positions available at his job?

sorry to hear tho mate...

sometimes i wish id get fired from my job

[Choccies]

Have you thought about asking Nuggety Goodness if theres any positions available at his job?

sorry to hear tho mate...

sometimes i wish id get fired from my job

Have you thought aout trying to screw the bosses daughter Johno ??? Oh yeah.... you already are !! .......

[Johno6]

LOL!!

good call...
im trying it and it doesnt seem to be working...

he does have ANOTHER daughter tho....

[fisho mcspaz]

haha it's a kids show on ABC2, it is bloody awful!!

Saying it's "bloody awful" surely isn't a strong enough description surely Fisho !!! Without doubt one of the worst kids shows going about and horribly close to a Thomas the Tank Engine rip off !!

Those Chuggington trains wouldn't last a day on the Island of Sodor! The Fat Controller would sort them out. One thing about Thomas the Tank Engine was that it always had a moral message in there somewhere. For instance, when Gordon bragged about being the fastest, he fell into a ditch. When Henry was vain about getting his new paint dirty, the Fat Controller bricked him up in a tunnel. Those were the good old days!