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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:16 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:54 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Dont feel bad about it mate. You were neither insulting or rude, they were. They approached you on your property thinking you needed their services, that is rude and insulting IMO.

FWIW I am never rude or abusive, only abrupt enough for them to realise Im not interested.


Me neither. When I open the door half-naked, with pentagram drawn in blood on my chest and ceremonial dagger in hand, babylonian whores and sabbatical goats clearly visible behind me, they usually apologise for the bother and move on.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:52 am

People that have worked in my building for years and still haven't worked out they have to wait for a red light to come on the card reader before swiping their card in the lift when it took me seconds to work out. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby the big bang » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:25 am

A Mum wrote:I had 2 lots knock on my door within 15 minutes of each other last week.

My little dog barks her head off - I simply do not answer the door !
Lucky enough I can see through my curtains to the front door,
so if it's not someone I know - I don't open it

Yes unsociable - I know :lol:



nah, that was just me and the missus, wanting to have a nice cup of herbal tea and crackers wit you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:40 am

Wedgie wrote:People that have worked in my building for years and still haven't worked out they have to wait for a red light to come on the card reader before swiping their card in the lift when it took me seconds to work out. :roll:


You work for a government department, right? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:47 am

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:People that have worked in my building for years and still haven't worked out they have to wait for a red light to come on the card reader before swiping their card in the lift when it took me seconds to work out. :roll:


You work for a government department, right? ;)


I do but thats irrelevent as it's not the people on my floor that can't work it out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:53 am

Wedgie wrote:
Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:People that have worked in my building for years and still haven't worked out they have to wait for a red light to come on the card reader before swiping their card in the lift when it took me seconds to work out. :roll:


You work for a government department, right? ;)


I do but thats irrelevent as it's not the people on my floor that can't work it out.


Damn private sector! ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:27 pm

redden whites wrote:Tribal tattoos on white guys........ What the hell is that all about?
It gives me the shits but by cripes it makes me laugh too.



Got a guy who comes in to work, member of the "Streetfighters". Sh*t is he a scary lookin' dude with the big star tattoo around the right eye and over the face and markings and piercings everywhere you look.
Someone told me once he had told them "he wanted to be noticed', Chr^st you can't miss him and it's a bit hard not to stare at him too!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:18 pm

aceman wrote:Got a guy who comes in to work, member of the "Streetfighters". Sh*t is he a scary lookin' dude with the big star tattoo around the right eye [....]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:23 pm

More ******* snow :evil:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squawk » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:35 pm

JAS wrote:More ******* snow :evil:

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Is that you or your nose membranes complaining Jas? :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:55 pm

Pseudo wrote:
aceman wrote:Got a guy who comes in to work, member of the "Streetfighters". Sh*t is he a scary lookin' dude with the big star tattoo around the right eye [....]

Image




Close paly, but no cigar! I said scary, not fairy!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:18 pm

Squawk wrote:
JAS wrote:More ******* snow :evil:

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Is that you or your nose membranes complaining Jas? :D


As it's no secret that I'd happily vote for State sponsored 'removal' of all drug addicts and alcoholics I'll let you work out the answer to that ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:39 pm

Turning up to work today and finding out the company I work for has gone into voluntary administration. Should probably be on a "Things that make you sad" thread :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squawk » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:43 pm

Bum Crack wrote:Turning up to work today and finding out the company I work for has gone into voluntary administration. Should probably be on a "Things that make you sad" thread :(


Now that's bad news BC :shock: Keep your chin up and hopefully a buyer will take the company and workforce on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:14 pm

World of Warcraft going down for its regular maintenance when I have the day off work tomorrow. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:20 am

Wedgie wrote:World of Warcraft going down for its regular maintenance when I have the day off work tomorrow. :evil:

your such a nerd wedgie how about a halo 3 tournament
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:04 am

Bum Crack wrote:Turning up to work today and finding out the company I work for has gone into voluntary administration. Should probably be on a "Things that make you sad" thread :(


Fletcher's Freighters?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:35 pm

wycbloods wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Turning up to work today and finding out the company I work for has gone into voluntary administration. Should probably be on a "Things that make you sad" thread :(


Fletcher's Freighters?

Yep
So you've seen everything have you?
Yep
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
No
Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:32 pm

The low life who stole my glasses, and my bag out of my car this morning.
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