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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:37 pm

Palmer slum??? Must be the worlds richest slum then, have you seen the latest home and land prices there? a measley $750k. I nearly fell over dead!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:55 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Palmer slum??? Must be the worlds richest slum then, have you seen the latest home and land prices there? a measley $750k. I nearly fell over dead!


Durack Heights ain't no Emery Ave Grey or Moulden Tce Moulden!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby LaughingKookaburra » Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:23 pm

am Bays wrote:The NT News

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/two-palmerston-pensioners-say-they-want-to-join-a-vigilante-group-because-they-believe-crime-is-increasing-in-their-city/story-fnk0b1zt-1227173985457

"Mr Lambert, 68, watches the cricket inside his red brick unit wearing no shirt and a gold chain."

Seriously you couldn't make this shit up.

Mind you have spent the majority of my teenage years in the neighbouring suburb of Driver, I can vouch for some of the shenanigans that go on in Palmerslum!!!


Hahahaha. NT News is absolute gold. Still remember the story they reported 5 years ago where police pulled over a bloke doing 200 kph whilst videoing himself masturbating behind the wheel. Some of the quotes in that write up made me almost throw up in laughter.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:19 pm

One of our very own making the Sunday Mail
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:47 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail


Who? And what section?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:48 pm

carey wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail


Who? And what section?

You in the Golf Results? ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:54 pm

heater31 wrote:
carey wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail


Who? And what section?

You in the Golf Results? ;)


Lol

And the pricks put F not S!

I did have a very good round yesterday. My best off the stick in fact. Although brought my handicap in a full point!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:51 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail



;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:08 pm

The missus going batshit crazy because I farted on one of the new couch cushions she bought today.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:48 pm

Q. wrote:The missus going batshit crazy because I farted on one of the new couch cushions she bought today.


Were you wearing pants at the time? ;)

If yes then I don't see what the issue is :roll:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:51 pm

Q. wrote:The missus going batshit crazy because I farted on one of the new couch cushions she bought today.


Good boy ... got to teach them who the boss is.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:06 am

Johno6 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail



;)

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:22 am

heater31 wrote:
Q. wrote:The missus going batshit crazy because I farted on one of the new couch cushions she bought today.


Were you wearing pants at the time? ;)

If yes then I don't see what the issue is :roll:


Pants?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:46 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:48 am

I think he left out the fact that he followed through ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:00 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:51 am

Johno6 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail



;)


I saw this last night.

How the HELL did you manage to score such a pretty girl?

You either have lots of money, or a big willy.

PS: Happy Birthday :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:42 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Johno6 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:One of our very own making the Sunday Mail



;)


I saw this last night.

How the HELL did you manage to score such a pretty girl?

You either have lots of money, or a big willy.

PS: Happy Birthday :D


He doesn't have a big willy, trust me
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:42 pm

Image

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:58 pm

valleys07 wrote:Image

:lol:


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