Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

taking the dogs to pooch park with the missus and daughter, as i get out of the car the button on my shorts pops off,pants wont stay up so now i'm sitting in the car waiting for the girls & dogs

weight loss challenge thread

[Psyber]

Jeez, I don't get drunk, but I thought lowering the 0.08 to 0.05 was a bit tough - but 0.02...
You might have to be careful about absorbing the alcohol out of liniments through your skin!

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/693 ... opper-lnp/

Mums and dads wanting just one quiet drink will be turned into criminals under proposed new drink driving laws being considered in Queensland, the opposition says.....
Opposition transport spokeswoman Fiona Simpson said the laws target the wrong people.
"You don't want to criminalise someone who isn't drunk and who isn't dangerous on the roads, it potentially puts mums and dads beyond the law for having one drink," Ms Simpson told reporters in Brisbane.

[Ian]

taking the dogs to pooch park with the missus and daughter, as i get out of the car the button on my shorts pops off,pants wont stay up so now i'm sitting in the car waiting for the girls & dogs

I've occasionally used a paper clip, a stapler, or gaffer tape in such a crisis.

the consul and glove box got a real good cleaning while I was looking for them or a safety pin

weight loss challenge thread

Thanks for that m_t

seriously, have put a bit on since I gave up smoking in August, yes got to get back on the bike

[JAS]

Game servers being taken down when we're right in the middle of a killfest just so they can change the clocks or something cos America has to start DST 2 weeks before normal people

Regards
JAS

[Baron Greenback]

Losing a cricket grand final by one wicket.

[Bum Crack]

Losing a cricket grand final by one wicket.

That will teach you for being cocky all week. Get a ram up ya

[Baron Greenback]

Losing a cricket grand final by one wicket.

That will teach you for being cocky all week. Get a ram up ya

That's not cockiness my friend. Just a bit of harmless banter!

[Bum Crack]

Losing a cricket grand final by one wicket.

That will teach you for being cocky all week. Get a ram up ya

That's not cockiness my friend. Just a bit of harmless banter!

I won't pay you out anymore. You are clearly gutted.

[Ron Burgundy]

Getting a golden duck in a GF.

[Baron Greenback]

Getting a golden duck in a GF.

Yes that sucks too RB. But at least you took three wickets to make up for it.

[Baron Greenback]

Getting a golden duck in a GF.

Yes that sucks too RB. But at least you took three wickets to make up for it.

But you didn't come drown your sorrows with the boys that night . Very disappointing...

[Groover]

Delayed Telecasts for footy or no telecast at all, seriously we have enough channels to provide us with all 8 games live why not work out a deal that can do it?
Why cant we have it like England do with their footy, 2 games on 1 channel at the same time and you can choose to watch one or both on split screen. . .

[brod]

Falling asleep on the couch watching the Formula 1 Grand Prix (back hates me today)

[fisho mcspaz]

My eye feeling like someone punched it. Had a look in the mirror and it still looks like an eye but it HURTS.

[wycbloods]

Kids keeping me up all hours of the night.

[Booney]

Kids keeping me up all hours of the night.

3 under 3.......

[A Mum]

You are so mean Booney !

[Booney]

:lol:

You are so mean Booney !

Yeah, but 3 under 3!!!

[wycbloods]

Kids keeping me up all hours of the night.

3 under 3.......

Still 3 under 2 actually Booney.

You cruel bastard .

[Bum Crack]

My other half catching a shoplifter in her shop yesterday and then to be told by the stupid mole, that she is a racist for catching her. She then trashed part of the shop and got in her car and drove off. My blood is still boiling.