Things that give you the sh1ts

[fisho mcspaz]

An overexposed dumbar5e footballer and an equally overexposed talentless bimbo. I must say I have an air of supreme indifference about the whole trumped up 'incident'. Nice work if you can get it...imagine being able to make money out of Brendan Fevola's stupidity...be like winning Lotto.

regards,

REB

Hey mate, when you go to McDonalds, do you order a "sad meal"?

Everyone who goes to McDonalds gets a sad meal.

regards,

REB

Agreed! I got the most depressed lettuce in the world in my Maccas meal today. All slimy and crumpled. I ended up pulling it out because I don't like pond weed in my burger.

[fisho mcspaz]

Posting yesterday on the 'Things you rate' thread that my neighbours and their barking dog had gone. I hadn't heard the dog for DAYS but now it is back in full force. Maybe my neighbours are members of SAFooty and they know who I am and that I'm talking about them. If so - g'day neighbours, can you please keep your dog a bit quieter and I'll stop imitating you when you call him inside, and you can have any of our oranges that are on your side of the fence.

[fish]

My ex - mucking me up big time with the kids.

[Rik E Boy]

COWARDS

- eight losers who jumped on one bloke in Perth and beat the carp out of him
- two dip5hit teenagers who bashed a bloke in a wheelchair at a Sydney railway station

What is wrong with you people??

regards,

REB

[JAS]

The whole worlds gone soft

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/glou ... 563692.stm

Draws competitors and spectators from all over the world. Instead of cancelling they should exploit it to it's maximum...the potential as the perfect gene pool cleaning event is huge...eejits hurling themselves after the worlds biggest Babybel towards potential death while those with more sense or those of us not in the gene pool are given some marvelous entertainment...someone ring Simon Cowell surely this could knock those awful talentless shows he does into a cocked hat Lets pray that's what they have planned for next year

Regards
JAS

[stampy]

woolworths petrol station at noarlunga. last week their petrol was 4c dearer than other stations so no saving whatsoever.
today their lpg was 6c dearer at 69.9, they can stick that where the sun dont shine

have told the wife to shop exclusively at coles from now on and wooliess can get f*****!!!

[Thiele]

Losing my Rego Recepit from Tuseday. Which i mean i cant drive to footy tomorrow

[stampy]

Losing my Rego Recepit from Tuseday. Which i mean i cant drive to footy tomorrow

its ok thiele, i paid mine over the phone the day it ran out so i dont have a receipt but am still allowed to drive till the disc arrives, so you are ok to drive, just watch out for traffic lights!

[dedja]

Losing my Rego Recepit from Tuseday. Which i mean i cant drive to footy tomorrow

you don't need your receipt.

If your rego has expired you have 30 days as long as you've paid. If the cops pull you over they can check online that you've paid.

[Thiele]

Losing my Rego Recepit from Tuseday. Which i mean i cant drive to footy tomorrow

you don't need your receipt.

If your rego has expired you have 30 days as long as you've paid. If the cops pull you over they can check online that you've paid.

Thanks. Paid Tuseday. Expired yesterday

[Thiele]

Losing my Rego Recepit from Tuseday. Which i mean i cant drive to footy tomorrow

its ok thiele, i paid mine over the phone the day it ran out so i dont have a receipt but am still allowed to drive till the disc arrives, so you are ok to drive, just watch out for traffic lights!

what lights? they ran out in front of me

[dedja]

Losing my Rego Recepit from Tuseday. Which i mean i cant drive to footy tomorrow

you don't need your receipt.

If your rego has expired you have 30 days as long as you've paid. If the cops pull you over they can check online that you've paid.

Thanks. Paid Tuseday. Expired yesterday

Mine expired Sat, paid online the day before and I received the label yesterday but haven't put it on yet ... no problem.

[fisho mcspaz]

woolworths petrol station at noarlunga. last week their petrol was 4c dearer than other stations so no saving whatsoever.
today their lpg was 6c dearer at 69.9, they can stick that where the sun dont shine

have told the wife to shop exclusively at coles from now on and wooliess can get f*****!!!

The Liberty at Hackham is the worst - quite often it's 10c more expensive than all the other servos in the area. Only time I've ever used it was when I had food poisoning and I thought I'd throw up before I got to Old Noarlunga.

[Psyber]

woolworths petrol station at noarlunga. last week their petrol was 4c dearer than other stations so no saving whatsoever.
today their lpg was 6c dearer at 69.9, they can stick that where the sun dont shine
have told the wife to shop exclusively at coles from now on and wooliess can get f*****!!!

The Liberty at Hackham is the worst - quite often it's 10c more expensive than all the other servos in the area. Only time I've ever used it was when I had food poisoning and I thought I'd throw up before I got to Old Noarlunga.

In Stirling the Caltex/Woolworth has tended to be cheaper than the Coles/Shell. but I have discovered the C/Ws Premium fuel is only 95 RON whereas the C/S offers 98 RON - which matters to one of my cars.
The other car uses ordinary unleaded.

[aceman]

The ar$eh*les who pinched my solar lights from my front garden...................................... again last night!

I'd love to catch them, they'd get them shoved fairly & squarely up their " clackers" sideways!!!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The ar$eh*les who pinched my solar lights from my front garden...................................... again last night!

I'd love to catch them, they'd get them shoved fairly & squarely up their " clackers" sideways!!!

we had a few stolen from our front garden and were all located within 2 metres of the house - but it was during school holidays so we put it down to that, mind you we then took them out and put them in the backyard

[Psyber]

The ar$eh*les who pinched my solar lights from my front garden...................................... again last night!
I'd love to catch them, they'd get them shoved fairly & squarely up their " clackers" sideways!!!

we had a few stolen from our front garden and were all located within 2 metres of the house - but it was during school holidays so we put it down to that, mind you we then took them out and put them in the backyard

Yes, you need to keep the rabid Rottweilers in the front garden and the valuables in the back yard with the pit bull.

[Ian]

taking the dogs to pooch park with the missus and daughter, as i get out of the car the button on my shorts pops off,pants wont stay up so now i'm sitting in the car waiting for the girls & dogs

[Psyber]

taking the dogs to pooch park with the missus and daughter, as i get out of the car the button on my shorts pops off,pants wont stay up so now i'm sitting in the car waiting for the girls & dogs

I've occasionally used a paper clip, a stapler, or gaffer tape in such a crisis.

[Pag]

While trying to spend a month off alcohol, going to a 21st where the schooners of tap beer are $2 and the soft drink is $3.