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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 3:40 pm
by Booney
http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern- ... 7053399167

Darwin cabbie’s crappy fare as passenger leaves huge poo




TAXI driver Kishan Lalka knew his career would never be the same when he heard his passengers sniggering, the sound of pants being hastily buttoned, and a particularly pungent stench filling his ­nostrils.

Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
The 30-year-old Darwin Radio Taxis driver had picked up five passengers in his VW Caddy maxi taxi outside the old Honeypot strip club on Darwin’s Mitchell St at 9.30pm on Monday.


It seemed a normal fare, then things went terribly wrong.

“One guy who was sitting on the behind seat, he did the worst s--- – (it) can’t even be imagined by a human being,” Mr Lalka told the NT News

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:44 pm
by helicopterking
Booney wrote:http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/darwin-cabbies-crappy-fare-as-passenger-leaves-huge-poo/story-fnk0b1zt-1227053399167

Darwin cabbie’s crappy fare as passenger leaves huge poo




TAXI driver Kishan Lalka knew his career would never be the same when he heard his passengers sniggering, the sound of pants being hastily buttoned, and a particularly pungent stench filling his ­nostrils.

Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
Taxi driver Kishan Lalka described the souvenir as the “worst s---”
The 30-year-old Darwin Radio Taxis driver had picked up five passengers in his VW Caddy maxi taxi outside the old Honeypot strip club on Darwin’s Mitchell St at 9.30pm on Monday.


It seemed a normal fare, then things went terribly wrong.

“One guy who was sitting on the behind seat, he did the worst s--- – (it) can’t even be imagined by a human being,” Mr Lalka told the NT News



Hahaha. That makes me laugh, as taxis in Darwin are absolutely shithouse
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:31 pm
by Footy Chick

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:00 pm
by dedja
bloody lunchcutters ...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:10 pm
by Jimmy_041

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:56 pm
by RustyCage
Image

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:48 pm
by JK
Poem I read today:

Roses are Red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't ever sneak up,
on Oscar Pistorious.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:00 pm
by Psyber
RustyCage wrote:Image


I got that one in an email from a friend today and was about to post it before I saw you had beaten me to it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:35 am
by Failed Creation

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:37 am
by Failed Creation

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:03 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
counter terrorism meetings at shopping centres

I don't think Frank Lowy should be too concerned with terrorists targeting Adelaide shopping centres

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:07 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
the biggest thing since Tippetgate

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 9:49 pm
by heater31
The bitching on Social media between Crow and Port fans :roll:

Some people have no ******* idea :shock:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:08 pm
by Failed Creation
I wet my pants on both sides...



Walk, walk, walk. Skip, skip, skip. Tickle..... YEAH!!!



And finally...



This family is all kinds of creepy...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 2:44 pm
by Q.
Hills Country & Central leagues.....Country has been a basket case for a while, but Echunga getting relegated after winning the Central premiership...crikey

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:19 am
by Spargo
A major SA company quoting me $18k for a job - I've since had quotes for $7k and also $9k.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:22 am
by woodublieve12

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:29 pm
by dedja
take care or dickhead?

https://vine.co/v/OZJDPi1p3qe

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:57 pm
by smac
Dickhead. Tom (now known as white Morgan Freeman) obviously a good judge of character.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:27 pm
by daysofourlives
Wubby having a sook on the shits thread