Things that give you the sh1ts

[Choccies]

People pissing on my head and telling me it's raining

Eww.... I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on......

[Wedgie]

People pissing on my head and telling me it's raining

So you'd be happy if they pissed on your head and told you it was piss? Reminds me of a German porno I once saw a bit of.

[Booney]

People pissing on my head and telling me it's raining

So you'd be happy if they pissed on your head and told you it was piss? Reminds me of a German porno I once saw a bit of.

Mmmm, German and porno are two words, when put together, make me shudder with fear.

[Pseudo]

Mmmm, German and porno are two words, when put together, make me shudder with fear.

Bah. Until the Krauts begin incorporating cephalopods into their pr0n, they've got nothing on the Japs.

[Footy Chick]

Men who feel the need to relate absolutely EVERYTHING in life back to a porno they saw once

[Booney]

Men who feel*

I would never watch anything like that....

[am Bays]

Half-wit pedestrians who walk across Main South Rd when the cars are stopped for lights further ahead in peak hour traffic and into bike lanes wthout looking (from in front of a van so I couldn't see him).

One chipped tooth, skun knee and corked thigh later.....

******* imbecile, I shouldn't have swerved to try and avoid him, should have gone straight through the pr!ck and put him back into the traffic. We cyclists are too considerate.

[Pseudo]

Half-wit pedestrians who walk across Main South Rd when the cars are stopped for lights further ahead in peak hour traffic and into bike lanes wthout looking (from in front of a van so I couldn't see him).

One chipped tooth, skun knee and corked thigh later.....

******* imbecile, I shouldn't have swerved to try and avoid him, should have gone straight through the pr!ck and put him back into the traffic. We cyclists are too considerate.

DH cyclists who, on approaching a car parked in the bicycle lane, look over their shoulder to see what traffic is present, then choose to ignore what they have seen and swerve around the parked car anyway, causing my missus to brake sharply and swerve into the next lane, nearly sideswiping another vehicle.

I was able to wind down the passenger window far enough to shout "that wasn't such a good idea was it?" as we passed the cretin, and for this was subjected to a string of four-letter words, and the missus was treated to a display of sign language in the rear vision mirror as we sped away.

Next time the missus swerves to avoid a DH cyclist I'll open the passenger door.

[Booney]

Half-wit pedestrians who walk across Main South Rd when the cars are stopped for lights further ahead in peak hour traffic and into bike lanes wthout looking (from in front of a van so I couldn't see him).

One chipped tooth, skun knee and corked thigh later.....

******* imbecile, I shouldn't have swerved to try and avoid him, should have gone straight through the pr!ck and put him back into the traffic. We cyclists are too considerate.

DH cyclists who, on approaching a car parked in the bicycle lane, look over their shoulder to see what traffic is present, then choose to ignore what they have seen and swerve around the parked car anyway, causing my missus to brake sharply and swerve into the next lane, nearly sideswiping another vehicle.

I was able to wind down the passenger window far enough to shout "that wasn't such a good idea was it?" as we passed the cretin, and for this was subjected to a string of four-letter words, and the missus was treated to a display of sign language in the rear vision mirror as we sped away.

Next time the missus swerves to avoid a DH cyclist I'll open the passenger door.

1 - You have seen them, they have seen you.

2 - You cant be, just for one moment,considerate enough to let them go round the parked car? Perhaps this taking 1 maybe 2 seconds?

[nuggety goodness]

Half-wit pedestrians who walk across Main South Rd when the cars are stopped for lights further ahead in peak hour traffic and into bike lanes wthout looking (from in front of a van so I couldn't see him).

One chipped tooth, skun knee and corked thigh later.....

******* imbecile, I shouldn't have swerved to try and avoid him, should have gone straight through the pr!ck and put him back into the traffic. We cyclists are too considerate.

DH cyclists who, on approaching a car parked in the bicycle lane, look over their shoulder to see what traffic is present, then choose to ignore what they have seen and swerve around the parked car anyway, causing my missus to brake sharply and swerve into the next lane, nearly sideswiping another vehicle.

I was able to wind down the passenger window far enough to shout "that wasn't such a good idea was it?" as we passed the cretin, and for this was subjected to a string of four-letter words, and the missus was treated to a display of sign language in the rear vision mirror as we sped away.

Next time the missus swerves to avoid a DH cyclist I'll open the passenger door.

1 - You have seen them, they have seen you.

2 - You cant be, just for one moment,considerate enough to let them go round the parked car? Perhaps this taking 1 maybe 2 seconds?

that's all well and good Boon but if it was a normal lane and a car was parked, the car in that lane would have to stop and give way to the next lane of traffic, you couldn't just pull out in front of (even if only partially) the next lane across... so there is merit to what Pseudo is saying.

the other one i saw today was on Nth terrace. a bloke on a motorized mountain bike went straight through the red light that i was stopped at and had to navigate through pedestrians at approx 35kms/hr, two pedestrians saw him coming and stopped but the bike was commited to going behind them, he then had to swerve in front of them coming very close to cleaning them up and just as close to stacking it himself. unfortunately he didn't come off, i wish he had! if i was walking across the lights i would've knocked him off for sure!!! especially if he almost cleaned me up...

[Pseudo]

2 - You cant be, just for one moment,considerate enough to let them go round the parked car? Perhaps this taking 1 maybe 2 seconds?

If a car could safely decelerate from 60 km/h to walking pace in the space of 1 or 2 seconds, travelling less than 10 metres while doing so, then you may have a point. But it can't, and you don't.

Perhaps I could be more considerate of other road users, but this is moot since I was not behind the wheel. OTOH If my missus was any less considerate, and therefore less aware, of cyclists then your DH cyclist friend would now be little more than a smear in the middle of Daws Rd. Consideration works both ways, and some simple engineering principles - chiefly, the relative strengths of bone versus metal under traumatic pressure - suggest that the cyclists have much more to lose if they lack consideration.

[Booney]

True indeed, there is merit to what Psuedo is saying and I know cyclists dont have right of way on the road but a little courtesy can be affored at times.

* Footnote- I barely ride on main roads now, if I do go for a ride I stick to back streets and bike ways. *

[Choccies]

Oh Ohhh......

Not the bike vs. road user argument again...........

[Pseudo]

* Footnote- I barely ride on main roads now,

So it wasn't you then.

[Booney]

LOL, Nup. Too far from my house....

[JAS]

Waking up and looking out of the window to see yet another covering of snow.

I'm at sea level, on the ******* coast, this weather is not normal

Regards
JAS

[fisho mcspaz]

The counsellor at Lifeline asking me if I'd ever considered turning to God. How is that helpful??

[Choccies]

The counsellor at Lifeline asking me if I'd ever considered turning to God. How is that helpful??

You are calling Lifeline Fisho ??? Everything OK ??

[fisho mcspaz]

Yeah, much better now. Getting a decent sleep for a change works wonders.

[The Ash Man]

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