Things that give you the sh1ts

[fisho mcspaz]

The Sunday Mail getting a copy of the letter from Ms Chantelios after she stated it was for Mike Rann's eyes only. Three pages about it, now surely there's something much more important happening in the world to write about or is someone driving this matter as a form political motivation?

One would think that she and her husband are skating on very thin ice when it comes to the question of perverting the course of justice.

Jeez I'm sick of Michelle Chantelois and her allegations. I don't care if she rooted Mike Rann on top of Popeye wearing a pair of deer horns. Does it make a difference to his politics? If I were him I'd be far more worried about slapping a gag on Michael Atkinson before he comes out with something like 'Anyone who drives a Holden is a crack addict' or 'All people who use Bluetooth worship Satan' and blows Labor's election platform to bits.

[The Sleeping Giant]

Bloody cyclists that think they can ride side by side on the road!

Get in bloody single file, or one day a tradie like me towing a big trailor will accidently knock you off!

Middle aged men that are having a mid life crisis so they decide to buy a bike get some lykra and join a riding group!

THAT SHITS ME!

Agreed. Time for some road rule changes regarding bikes. If a bike lane is there, use it, and stay in the lane.

[am Bays]

Agreed. Time for some road rule changes regarding bikes. If a bike lane is there, use it, and stay in the lane.

I would love to use bike lanes on major roads, especially when I approach intersections but I find it difficult in peak hour when cars stand in them when 50 m away from turning left lanes....

I'll stay out of your lane if you stay out of mine, deal???

[Magpiespower]

When laundromats shred all your jocks...

[Wedgie]

Agreed. Time for some road rule changes regarding bikes. If a bike lane is there, use it, and stay in the lane.

I would love to use bike lanes on major roads, especially when I approach intersections but I find it difficult in peak hour when cars stand in them when 50 m away from turning left lanes....

I'll stay out of your lane if you stay out of mine, deal???

I don't see any cars parked anywhere near the bike lanes on Anzac Highway approaching West Tce, bit hard when they're nowhere near the road!

PS Cars parked illegally shits me almost as much as cyclists, do us a favour and get a house key out of your Lycra pouch when you encounter them.

[Booney]

When laundromats shred all your jocks...

Might have been a community service MP?

[aceman]

The Sunday Mail getting a copy of the letter from Ms Chantelios after she stated it was for Mike Rann's eyes only. Three pages about it, now surely there's something much more important happening in the world to write about or is someone driving this matter as a form political motivation?

One would think that she and her husband are skating on very thin ice when it comes to the question of perverting the course of justice.

Is it me or does the husband have the smug appearance of a "conman"?

[JK]

Family - You expect to be let down by others, but you don't always see it coming from those closest

[Thiele]

Leaving something at work so that you have to go back for it

[The Sleeping Giant]

Agreed. Time for some road rule changes regarding bikes. If a bike lane is there, use it, and stay in the lane.

I would love to use bike lanes on major roads, especially when I approach intersections but I find it difficult in peak hour when cars stand in them when 50 m away from turning left lanes....

I'll stay out of your lane if you stay out of mine, deal???

Well I have always completed my part of the deal. I guess I'm lucky I live in a hilly area, and only have to deal with these pretend athletes when I venture down onto the plains.

[HH3]

Getting harassed by a drunk person at the servo. Yes, I'd love to come home with you and your mate in your unroadworthy VK Commodore. I agree, we could smoke some bongs.

Hey!! I asked nicely

If 'Oi, my mate wants to know if you wanna come with us and smoke some bongs 'n' sh!t. I don't mean nothing, just trying to be friendly' (while shouting and brandishing a Woodstock in one hand) is asking nicely, there's a lot of room for improvement.

Wish girls would do that...without the bong part obviously...where better to meet someone than a servo...wasnt the panalatinga caltex was it??...now THATS a classy servo...

[fisho mcspaz]

Getting harassed by a drunk person at the servo. Yes, I'd love to come home with you and your mate in your unroadworthy VK Commodore. I agree, we could smoke some bongs.

Hey!! I asked nicely

If 'Oi, my mate wants to know if you wanna come with us and smoke some bongs 'n' sh!t. I don't mean nothing, just trying to be friendly' (while shouting and brandishing a Woodstock in one hand) is asking nicely, there's a lot of room for improvement.

Wish girls would do that...without the bong part obviously...where better to meet someone than a servo...wasnt the panalatinga caltex was it??...now THATS a classy servo...

It was the O'Halloran Hill BP. Actually, the last time I was at the Caltex there was a ute parked in the supermarket carpark a few metres away, with three girls in the tray looking pretty maggotted. So you never know your luck!

[HH3]

It was the O'Halloran Hill BP. Actually, the last time I was at the Caltex there was a ute parked in the supermarket carpark a few metres away, with three girls in the tray looking pretty maggotted. So you never know your luck!

I might need to dust my trench coat off and hang around down there more often but i will def be sure to check IDs coz you gotta be careful these days...

[custardarm]

The KFC cricket guy gives me the shits

[Lightning McQueen]

The KFC cricket guy gives me the shits

I'm hearing you, I got kicked out of Adelaide Oval for taking his advice.

[Choccies]

Work mates who dribble shit all day like they are slowly growing Mangina's and feel the need to discuss dieting, geo-caching, recipes, family problems and other crap that forces my headphones onto my ears....

[Footy Smart]

Work mates who dribble **** all day like they are slowly growing Mangina's and feel the need to discuss dieting, geo-caching, recipes, family problems and other crap that forces my headphones onto my ears....

sounds like my short 5 fingered friend Choccies

[Choccies]

Work mates who dribble **** all day like they are slowly growing Mangina's and feel the need to discuss dieting, geo-caching, recipes, family problems and other crap that forces my headphones onto my ears....

sounds like my short 5 fingered friend Choccies

Makes his conversation bearable !!!

[A Mum]

This weather

[fisho mcspaz]

This weather

I hate it - can't get any cleaning done, can't get any cooking done... hang on, what am I complaining about? But I still don't like the heat, makes me feel sick.